Alt.Dot.J. ➡️ (35 minutes away from) MAL
@altdotj.bsky.social
I just go here | NSFW 18+ | 29 💖💜💙 | was on Twitter as @whitejetstream
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Telegram: t.me/thejayeffect
Discord: jayem.aye
Insta: altdot.j
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A reminder: do *not* refer to my penis as a BBC
Happy New Year y'all ❤️❤️
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Happy New Year y'all ❤️❤️
I wanna meet more of you in 2026, I'm happy to say I've *finally* met a good number of you all in person
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I wanna meet more of you in 2026, I'm happy to say I've *finally* met a good number of you all in person
2025 took a lot out of me, now I need to take it out on someone
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
2025 took a lot out of me, now I need to take it out on someone
My arms feel like they've been vigorously flattened with a rolling pin
December 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My arms feel like they've been vigorously flattened with a rolling pin
Me because I'm finally going back to the gym tomorrow
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me because I'm finally going back to the gym tomorrow
Almost closed a video I was watching because I accidentally pressed the back button with my dick
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Almost closed a video I was watching because I accidentally pressed the back button with my dick
Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.
The hair was hairing
The hair was hairing
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.
The hair was hairing
The hair was hairing
Girl I didn't even try to stay awake omg
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Girl I didn't even try to stay awake omg
Alternatively: Sometimes, 1 AM hits, and you're in the kitchen seasoning wings
Sometimes, 2 AM hits, and you're in the kitchen washing dishes
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Alternatively: Sometimes, 1 AM hits, and you're in the kitchen seasoning wings
I'm getting up in a bit but before I do... 💦💦💦
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm getting up in a bit but before I do... 💦💦💦
I heard the most chaotic choral rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas earlier
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I heard the most chaotic choral rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas earlier
Sometimes, 2 AM hits, and you're in the kitchen washing dishes
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Sometimes, 2 AM hits, and you're in the kitchen washing dishes
I'm gonna go ahead and recommend that you don't fall asleep with no neck support
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and recommend that you don't fall asleep with no neck support
I need the game industry to tighten up
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I need the game industry to tighten up
Interesting
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Interesting
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
Can't focus on anything right now send help
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Can't focus on anything right now send help
Caught a whiff of my pits and I'm actually turned on by it
Guess that's a thing now
Guess that's a thing now
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Caught a whiff of my pits and I'm actually turned on by it
Guess that's a thing now
Guess that's a thing now
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December 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Don't like that the tech industry has chosen purple as The AI Color™
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Don't like that the tech industry has chosen purple as The AI Color™
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM