𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 !
@alsohawkeye.bsky.social
… — BISHOP TAKES KING .
#marvelrp
#marvelrp
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a hand sat , resting upon her hip
while a single digit lowered her
sunglasses with an almost ..
competitive smirk .
“ maybe a bit of both . thankfully
for us both , i like biting .. ~ “
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a hand sat , resting upon her hip
while a single digit lowered her
sunglasses with an almost ..
competitive smirk .
“ maybe a bit of both . thankfully
for us both , i like biting .. ~ “
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"You flirting with me, Bishop? Or just trying to get under Clint’s skin?"
She steps closer, cool smirk playing at her lips.
"Either way… careful. I bite back."
She steps closer, cool smirk playing at her lips.
"Either way… careful. I bite back."
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“ … could we go on a date ?
clint would be furious but i think
that’d be part of the fun .. ~ “
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“ … could we go on a date ?
clint would be furious but i think
that’d be part of the fun .. ~ “
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October 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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a hand sat , resting upon her hip
while a single digit lowered her
sunglasses with an almost ..
competitive smirk .
“ maybe a bit of both . thankfully
for us both , i like biting .. ~ “
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a hand sat , resting upon her hip
while a single digit lowered her
sunglasses with an almost ..
competitive smirk .
“ maybe a bit of both . thankfully
for us both , i like biting .. ~ “
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“ … could we go on a date ?
clint would be furious but i think
that’d be part of the fun .. ~ “
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“ … could we go on a date ?
clint would be furious but i think
that’d be part of the fun .. ~ “
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"That's adorable."
She smirks.
"Now ask me something less suicidal."
She smirks.
"Now ask me something less suicidal."
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“ … can i marry her ? “
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“ … can i marry her ? “
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October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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“ … could we go on a date ?
clint would be furious but i think
that’d be part of the fun .. ~ “
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“ … could we go on a date ?
clint would be furious but i think
that’d be part of the fun .. ~ “
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“ … can i marry her ? “
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“ … can i marry her ? “
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October 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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“ … can i marry her ? “
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“ … can i marry her ? “
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Reposted by 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 !
❝ 𝐀𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭, 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 ❞
♡ + ⇄
♡ + ⇄
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
❝ 𝐀𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭, 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 ❞
♡ + ⇄
♡ + ⇄
Reposted by 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 !
𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬|𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥|𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲|𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩|𝐖𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫|
✮𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
✮𝐍/𝐒𝐅𝐖
✮𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬
✮𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦
✮𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈
✮𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫
✮𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 Rose
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✮𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
✮𝐍/𝐒𝐅𝐖
✮𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬
✮𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦
✮𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈
✮𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫
✮𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 Rose
#MarvelRP | #MVRP | #BlueskyRP |
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬|𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥|𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲|𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩|𝐖𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫|
✮𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
✮𝐍/𝐒𝐅𝐖
✮𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬
✮𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦
✮𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈
✮𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫
✮𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 Rose
#MarvelRP | #MVRP | #BlueskyRP |
✮𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
✮𝐍/𝐒𝐅𝐖
✮𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬
✮𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦
✮𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈
✮𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫
✮𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 Rose
#MarvelRP | #MVRP | #BlueskyRP |
Reposted by 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 !
❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 . . .❞
September 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 . . .❞
Reposted by 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 !
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“ bless you ! “
“ bless you ! “
SNEEZE.
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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“ bless you ! “
“ bless you ! “
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“ you read my mind . if you’d
like me to shut up , you’ll have
to make me yourself . “
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“ you read my mind . if you’d
like me to shut up , you’ll have
to make me yourself . “
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"And I'm assuming no amount of frustration will prevent you from standing near me and running your mouth, then?"
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“ somehow i find that hard to believe
and yet , if i keep on talking to you ,
you’ll probably change my mind .
you’re both incredibly frustrating
to deal with . “
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“ somehow i find that hard to believe
and yet , if i keep on talking to you ,
you’ll probably change my mind .
you’re both incredibly frustrating
to deal with . “
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September 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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“ you read my mind . if you’d
like me to shut up , you’ll have
to make me yourself . “
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“ you read my mind . if you’d
like me to shut up , you’ll have
to make me yourself . “
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“ somehow i find that hard to believe
and yet , if i keep on talking to you ,
you’ll probably change my mind .
you’re both incredibly frustrating
to deal with . “
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“ somehow i find that hard to believe
and yet , if i keep on talking to you ,
you’ll probably change my mind .
you’re both incredibly frustrating
to deal with . “
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"On many occasions, though I assure you I am /much/ worse than Eleanor Bishop."
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“ god , now you sound like my mom .
has anyone ever tell you that you’re
incredibly patronising .. ? “
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“ god , now you sound like my mom .
has anyone ever tell you that you’re
incredibly patronising .. ? “
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September 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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“ somehow i find that hard to believe
and yet , if i keep on talking to you ,
you’ll probably change my mind .
you’re both incredibly frustrating
to deal with . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ somehow i find that hard to believe
and yet , if i keep on talking to you ,
you’ll probably change my mind .
you’re both incredibly frustrating
to deal with . “
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“ god , now you sound like my mom .
has anyone ever tell you that you’re
incredibly patronising .. ? “
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“ god , now you sound like my mom .
has anyone ever tell you that you’re
incredibly patronising .. ? “
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"Oh darling, it's not people like me, it's your thin skin and reckless impulsivity. Both unbecoming features for a modern socialite."
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“ god , you suck . people like you
are why i had to get away from
high - end social circles . “
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“ god , you suck . people like you
are why i had to get away from
high - end social circles . “
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September 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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“ god , now you sound like my mom .
has anyone ever tell you that you’re
incredibly patronising .. ? “
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“ god , now you sound like my mom .
has anyone ever tell you that you’re
incredibly patronising .. ? “
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“ god , you suck . people like you
are why i had to get away from
high - end social circles . “
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“ god , you suck . people like you
are why i had to get away from
high - end social circles . “
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"I would say your opinion is as childish as the pettiness that made you speak it."
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“ so if i were to say your sense of
style is antique .. ancient , even ,
you wouldn’t be upset ? “
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“ so if i were to say your sense of
style is antique .. ancient , even ,
you wouldn’t be upset ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ god , you suck . people like you
are why i had to get away from
high - end social circles . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ god , you suck . people like you
are why i had to get away from
high - end social circles . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ so if i were to say your sense of
style is antique .. ancient , even ,
you wouldn’t be upset ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ so if i were to say your sense of
style is antique .. ancient , even ,
you wouldn’t be upset ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"Don't be a child, Ms. Bishop, it's unbecoming."
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh , i’ll show you 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 .. “
“ oh , i’ll show you 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 .. “
September 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ so if i were to say your sense of
style is antique .. ancient , even ,
you wouldn’t be upset ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ so if i were to say your sense of
style is antique .. ancient , even ,
you wouldn’t be upset ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ no one ! but at least you’d be
able to contain the fire to one
appliance ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ no one ! but at least you’d be
able to contain the fire to one
appliance ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"Who puts a Pop Tart in the microwave?!"
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh my lord ..
microwaves exist , dude ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh my lord ..
microwaves exist , dude ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ no one ! but at least you’d be
able to contain the fire to one
appliance ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ no one ! but at least you’d be
able to contain the fire to one
appliance ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh , i’ll show you 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 .. “
“ oh , i’ll show you 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 .. “
"It's adorable that you think yourself special enough to merit more of my condescension than anyone else."
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i regret giving you a christmas card
last year .
what did i even do to deserve such
a comment from you ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i regret giving you a christmas card
last year .
what did i even do to deserve such
a comment from you ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh , i’ll show you 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 .. “
“ oh , i’ll show you 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 .. “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh my lord ..
microwaves exist , dude ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh my lord ..
microwaves exist , dude ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"Exactly! Last time I tried to make a Pop Tart I nearby burned my apartment down. There's still scorch marks on my ceiling."
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ you don’t even need to involve
water in a salad unless you’re
washing lettuce !
.. nothing needs to burn ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ you don’t even need to involve
water in a salad unless you’re
washing lettuce !
.. nothing needs to burn ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh my lord ..
microwaves exist , dude ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ oh my lord ..
microwaves exist , dude ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i regret giving you a christmas card
last year .
what did i even do to deserve such
a comment from you ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i regret giving you a christmas card
last year .
what did i even do to deserve such
a comment from you ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"Oh, I didn't mean it to be so vague as an implication, darling. So, to be more direct, yes."
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ .. let me get this right .
are you implying your standards are
higher than mine .. ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ .. let me get this right .
are you implying your standards are
higher than mine .. ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i regret giving you a christmas card
last year .
what did i even do to deserve such
a comment from you ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i regret giving you a christmas card
last year .
what did i even do to deserve such
a comment from you ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
if gwen wasn’t so kind and pretty ..
i probably would have given up
on her by now .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
if gwen wasn’t so kind and pretty ..
i probably would have given up
on her by now .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
if gwen wasn’t so kind and pretty ..
i probably would have given up
on her by now .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
if gwen wasn’t so kind and pretty ..
i probably would have given up
on her by now .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Reposted by 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 !
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ you don’t even need to involve
water in a salad unless you’re
washing lettuce !
.. nothing needs to burn ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ you don’t even need to involve
water in a salad unless you’re
washing lettuce !
.. nothing needs to burn ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"You don't understand how bad I am in the kitchen ... I could burn water while making a salad."
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ gwen .. it’s a sandwich .
you don’t cook sandwiches . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ gwen .. it’s a sandwich .
you don’t cook sandwiches . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ you don’t even need to involve
water in a salad unless you’re
washing lettuce !
.. nothing needs to burn ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ you don’t even need to involve
water in a salad unless you’re
washing lettuce !
.. nothing needs to burn ! “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ .. let me get this right .
are you implying your standards are
higher than mine .. ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ .. let me get this right .
are you implying your standards are
higher than mine .. ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"By your standards, perhaps, Ms. Bishop. Though it was hardly worthwhile."
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i haven’t had a manicure in 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 !
.. was it good ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i haven’t had a manicure in 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 !
.. was it good ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ .. let me get this right .
are you implying your standards are
higher than mine .. ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ .. let me get this right .
are you implying your standards are
higher than mine .. ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
<— owns x - men themed pyjamas .
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
<— owns x - men themed pyjamas .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ gwen .. it’s a sandwich .
you don’t cook sandwiches . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ gwen .. it’s a sandwich .
you don’t cook sandwiches . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Hey, anyone have any good PB&J recipes? Gonna try cooking my own lunch again!
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ gwen .. it’s a sandwich .
you don’t cook sandwiches . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ gwen .. it’s a sandwich .
you don’t cook sandwiches . “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i haven’t had a manicure in 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 !
.. was it good ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i haven’t had a manicure in 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 !
.. was it good ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
"Leave for a manicure and it becomes a whole, months-long thing. It's difficult to find decent quality these days."
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i haven’t had a manicure in 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 !
.. was it good ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
“ i haven’t had a manicure in 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 !
.. was it good ? “
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀