I wish l could be best friends with @paulrobalino.bsky.social

Imagine full contact Beat Bobby Flay

@bbnomula.bsky.social is a modern day e.e. cummings

The best offense isn't a good defense. The best offense is crabs.

Learning that my birthday is on the 69th day of the year was the happiest day of my life.

I have a theory that Gorons are just ugly male Gerudos, which was invalidated in TotK because Nintendo decided Gorons come from rocks, but I think Nintendo is cowards. #letgoronsfuck

It'll be a bit before I totally settle into saying unhinged shit here, but until I do, here's my goblin dog