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life is a washing machine and i’m just the twink half stuck inside of it
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@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social
· Apr 28
hi everyone, this will be my new main from here on out - we’re in our compartmentalization era. for hornyposting follow @sakurapupto.bsky.social
Yes I am about to use all my 🧧 cash to tip gogo dancers tonight, what about it
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Yes I am about to use all my 🧧 cash to tip gogo dancers tonight, what about it
I can’t believe Drag Race UK vs the World went out of their way to cast three (incredible) Filipinas just to eliminate two of them literally as soon as they could. This feels prejudiced.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I can’t believe Drag Race UK vs the World went out of their way to cast three (incredible) Filipinas just to eliminate two of them literally as soon as they could. This feels prejudiced.
i love drag race season 18:
Jane Don’t is WELL ROUNDED
Nini Coco is AVANT GARDE
Myki Meeks is CAMP
Darlene Mitchell is ENDEARING
Juicy Love Dion is SERVING CUNT
Athena Dion is GREEK
Jane Don’t is WELL ROUNDED
Nini Coco is AVANT GARDE
Myki Meeks is CAMP
Darlene Mitchell is ENDEARING
Juicy Love Dion is SERVING CUNT
Athena Dion is GREEK
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
i love drag race season 18:
Jane Don’t is WELL ROUNDED
Nini Coco is AVANT GARDE
Myki Meeks is CAMP
Darlene Mitchell is ENDEARING
Juicy Love Dion is SERVING CUNT
Athena Dion is GREEK
Jane Don’t is WELL ROUNDED
Nini Coco is AVANT GARDE
Myki Meeks is CAMP
Darlene Mitchell is ENDEARING
Juicy Love Dion is SERVING CUNT
Athena Dion is GREEK
Cmon Ginger Fringe!
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Cmon Ginger Fringe!
Unhappy to report that “I’m knee deep in Tim McGraw” is a sentence I have uttered to my coworker today
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Unhappy to report that “I’m knee deep in Tim McGraw” is a sentence I have uttered to my coworker today
Everyone shut the fuck up Carly Rae Jepsen is texting
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Everyone shut the fuck up Carly Rae Jepsen is texting
Everyone goes on the traitors like “I’m not afraid to lie and cheat and backstab” and yet when it comes time to actually act to preserve their own self interest over their relationships with others for the sake of getting a better standing in the game they can’t do it. I’m so annoyed rn.
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Everyone goes on the traitors like “I’m not afraid to lie and cheat and backstab” and yet when it comes time to actually act to preserve their own self interest over their relationships with others for the sake of getting a better standing in the game they can’t do it. I’m so annoyed rn.
from tonight -
him: (after sticking his dick in me) hang on lemme go grab some lube
him: (goes over to his bf who’s lying in a sling next to me, fucks him for a few seconds, comes back) ok I’m back
me: …the lube you were getting was from in your bf’s ass??
him: well yes (sticks his dick back in me)
him: (after sticking his dick in me) hang on lemme go grab some lube
him: (goes over to his bf who’s lying in a sling next to me, fucks him for a few seconds, comes back) ok I’m back
me: …the lube you were getting was from in your bf’s ass??
him: well yes (sticks his dick back in me)
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
from tonight -
him: (after sticking his dick in me) hang on lemme go grab some lube
him: (goes over to his bf who’s lying in a sling next to me, fucks him for a few seconds, comes back) ok I’m back
me: …the lube you were getting was from in your bf’s ass??
him: well yes (sticks his dick back in me)
him: (after sticking his dick in me) hang on lemme go grab some lube
him: (goes over to his bf who’s lying in a sling next to me, fucks him for a few seconds, comes back) ok I’m back
me: …the lube you were getting was from in your bf’s ass??
him: well yes (sticks his dick back in me)
Bluesky is a wild emotional journey today with posts alternating between FCF and people being sad about Catherine O’Hara
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Bluesky is a wild emotional journey today with posts alternating between FCF and people being sad about Catherine O’Hara
rest in peace to a real one 😔 this is devastating
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
rest in peace to a real one 😔 this is devastating
I’m realizing that my relationship is like Heated Rivalry in the sense that we too have had sex every six months for the last seven years
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’m realizing that my relationship is like Heated Rivalry in the sense that we too have had sex every six months for the last seven years
I want Rob Rausch alone to win this season of The Traitors. Just give him the money already. He’s the only one playing the game with any kind of sense.
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I want Rob Rausch alone to win this season of The Traitors. Just give him the money already. He’s the only one playing the game with any kind of sense.
do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they would’ve called it the ins-HER-ection
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they would’ve called it the ins-HER-ection
it’s so crazy how I can be so sleepy and low energy all day until I plop myself into a cruising space and a penis finds its way into my throat and then it’s literally like
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 AM
it’s so crazy how I can be so sleepy and low energy all day until I plop myself into a cruising space and a penis finds its way into my throat and then it’s literally like
dude who else remembers the song cool kids by echosmith. that song used to be my shit. that was 12 years ago. oh my god.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
dude who else remembers the song cool kids by echosmith. that song used to be my shit. that was 12 years ago. oh my god.
perennial “ok maybe i am glowing up after all” post (2020 vs 2026)
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
perennial “ok maybe i am glowing up after all” post (2020 vs 2026)
cum gutter? i barely even know her
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
cum gutter? i barely even know her
u can tell a date is going well when the waiters at the restaurant ignore u completely cuz ur so engrossed in conversation
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
u can tell a date is going well when the waiters at the restaurant ignore u completely cuz ur so engrossed in conversation
Drag Race was good. I’m gonna miss Amanda Tori Meating if she was the Chad meme
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Drag Race was good. I’m gonna miss Amanda Tori Meating if she was the Chad meme
my biggest 2026 resolution is to be intentional about pursuing new connections and people that I’m interested in. no more being passive and waiting for people to come to me and then complaining that I don’t have enough intimacy with local folks. we are going to start shooting our shots
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
my biggest 2026 resolution is to be intentional about pursuing new connections and people that I’m interested in. no more being passive and waiting for people to come to me and then complaining that I don’t have enough intimacy with local folks. we are going to start shooting our shots
There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
