kysan ✨
@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social
life is a washing machine and i’m just the twink half stuck inside of it
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kysan ✨
@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social
· Apr 28
hi everyone, this will be my new main from here on out - we’re in our compartmentalization era. for hornyposting follow @sakurapupto.bsky.social
There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
its about fucking time
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
its about fucking time
if anyone’s interested in seeing what albums i was listening to a lot this year, here u go :3 the top 10 are ranked from 1 to 10 in the first two rows and after that it’s in no particular order
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
if anyone’s interested in seeing what albums i was listening to a lot this year, here u go :3 the top 10 are ranked from 1 to 10 in the first two rows and after that it’s in no particular order
dreams // the knocks & dragonette :3
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
dreams // the knocks & dragonette :3
MARBLES DIED?!?!??
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
MARBLES DIED?!?!??
we should talk about the characterization of the women in Heated Rivalry. so often in stories focused around gay men female characters tend to be thrown to the side or worse caught in the crossfire as beards
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
we should talk about the characterization of the women in Heated Rivalry. so often in stories focused around gay men female characters tend to be thrown to the side or worse caught in the crossfire as beards
Canada’s Drag Race is so good this season. Every episode so far has been incredible television. And mother Sami Landri continues to mother !!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Canada’s Drag Race is so good this season. Every episode so far has been incredible television. And mother Sami Landri continues to mother !!!!
a fun fact about me is i used to speed skate! with the outfit and everything. sometimes when i come home i dig it out of the basement because there’s something kinda erotic about wearing it
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
a fun fact about me is i used to speed skate! with the outfit and everything. sometimes when i come home i dig it out of the basement because there’s something kinda erotic about wearing it
it is BEYOND hilarious how pandery Demi Lovato’s music is now… she rly was like “i wanna try being a gay icon. what kind of music do gay people like. charli xcx? robyn? ok let’s do that.”
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
it is BEYOND hilarious how pandery Demi Lovato’s music is now… she rly was like “i wanna try being a gay icon. what kind of music do gay people like. charli xcx? robyn? ok let’s do that.”
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
I hope that the hot guy who was stroking himself in front of me in the locker room today sees this
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I hope that the hot guy who was stroking himself in front of me in the locker room today sees this
I want the cultural zeitgeist to return to how things were when Fall Out Boy was releasing The Young Blood Chronicles. What a truly incredible time that was. No project is ever gonna have that kind of impact ever again
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I want the cultural zeitgeist to return to how things were when Fall Out Boy was releasing The Young Blood Chronicles. What a truly incredible time that was. No project is ever gonna have that kind of impact ever again
like… i need to cuddle so bad
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
like… i need to cuddle so bad
unfortunately, it is ok for men to be québécois if they are also hot.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
unfortunately, it is ok for men to be québécois if they are also hot.
yesterday I met a pup who had an NFC thing inside the snout of his hood that, when you hovered your phone above it, it opened his Instagram. This is the future liberals want.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
yesterday I met a pup who had an NFC thing inside the snout of his hood that, when you hovered your phone above it, it opened his Instagram. This is the future liberals want.
if i had a nickel for every bathroom i got bred in tonight i’d have two nickels
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
if i had a nickel for every bathroom i got bred in tonight i’d have two nickels
yeah sex is great but have you ever had a disagreement with your partner that resulted in a series of tough but ultimately valuable conversations that contributed to the self-improvement of the both of you as individuals and as a unit?
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
yeah sex is great but have you ever had a disagreement with your partner that resulted in a series of tough but ultimately valuable conversations that contributed to the self-improvement of the both of you as individuals and as a unit?
when i’m practicing piano and i make a mistake sometimes i momentarily get possessed by the spirit of a demon who is also a cat throwing up a hairball
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
when i’m practicing piano and i make a mistake sometimes i momentarily get possessed by the spirit of a demon who is also a cat throwing up a hairball
“and i’ve been saying this” -me, when i completely have not been saying this
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“and i’ve been saying this” -me, when i completely have not been saying this
sometimes it scares me how unbelievably good at my job i am
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sometimes it scares me how unbelievably good at my job i am
Mutuals do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Mutuals do this to me
another workout done :)
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
another workout done :)
i wanna be adopted by a couple lowkey
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i wanna be adopted by a couple lowkey