Bob Perfect
@almostperfectbob.bsky.social
Misanthropic in the subtopics.
Host of The Almost Perfect Podcast. Wrote for Noisey, Afropunk, Hypebeast, and others back when people used to read, now I tell jokes for a living.
Host of The Almost Perfect Podcast. Wrote for Noisey, Afropunk, Hypebeast, and others back when people used to read, now I tell jokes for a living.
Jeff Bezos has been obviously evil pretty much since the beginning, but NOW is when you decide to boycott him? USA is so washed.
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Jeff Bezos has been obviously evil pretty much since the beginning, but NOW is when you decide to boycott him? USA is so washed.
America has more guns than people yet somehow Elon Musk and Donald Trump are still alive.
February 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
America has more guns than people yet somehow Elon Musk and Donald Trump are still alive.
The lack of Kendrick content in my discover feed on here feels racist.
February 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The lack of Kendrick content in my discover feed on here feels racist.
"bLuEsKy hAs ThE jUiCe"
I'd be better off putting my posts in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean than sharing on here.
I'd be better off putting my posts in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean than sharing on here.
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"bLuEsKy hAs ThE jUiCe"
I'd be better off putting my posts in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean than sharing on here.
I'd be better off putting my posts in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean than sharing on here.
In South Africa, the main thing you have to worry about being expropriated without compensation is your phone.
February 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
In South Africa, the main thing you have to worry about being expropriated without compensation is your phone.
It's so funny to me that American media, from Lethal Weapon to the Avengers, has repeatedly told Americans that Apartheid era white South Africans are villains, yet they couldn't clock it IRL.
February 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
It's so funny to me that American media, from Lethal Weapon to the Avengers, has repeatedly told Americans that Apartheid era white South Africans are villains, yet they couldn't clock it IRL.
Do you think Dave Chappelle is proud of himself? His billionaire friend Elon is in charge and his most hated enemies, trans people, are being treated the way Dave has encouraged for years. But it's just jokes, right?
February 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Do you think Dave Chappelle is proud of himself? His billionaire friend Elon is in charge and his most hated enemies, trans people, are being treated the way Dave has encouraged for years. But it's just jokes, right?
Idk, man. At some point Americans need to realise you can't post through this. Log off and actually do something. Jfc.
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Idk, man. At some point Americans need to realise you can't post through this. Log off and actually do something. Jfc.
Spoiler alert: They won't. The Democrats being ineffectual is a feature, not a bug.
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Spoiler alert: They won't. The Democrats being ineffectual is a feature, not a bug.
Trump pulling all this shit just helps the rest of the world divest from America quicker. If the long term impact is a world less reliant on America, that's probably a good thing for the future. America has always been the enemy, now the mask is fully off.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Trump pulling all this shit just helps the rest of the world divest from America quicker. If the long term impact is a world less reliant on America, that's probably a good thing for the future. America has always been the enemy, now the mask is fully off.
Paid about $3 for 18 eggs. But, then again, I am South African.
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Paid about $3 for 18 eggs. But, then again, I am South African.
I wonder if Dave Chappelle is proud of his good friend Elon Musk? Don't worry, Dave, I'm sure they'll stop at the trans people and immigrants, Nazis famously love Black people.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I wonder if Dave Chappelle is proud of his good friend Elon Musk? Don't worry, Dave, I'm sure they'll stop at the trans people and immigrants, Nazis famously love Black people.
Congratulations to America for finally transitioning from soft fascism to hard fascism. I know you've been trying to achieve this since about the 1940s.
January 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Congratulations to America for finally transitioning from soft fascism to hard fascism. I know you've been trying to achieve this since about the 1940s.
Reposted by Bob Perfect
lmaooo LET HIM COOK
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lmaooo LET HIM COOK
The time for executing oil executives was a long time ago, but hopefully these fires inspire a new wave of Luigi's.
January 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The time for executing oil executives was a long time ago, but hopefully these fires inspire a new wave of Luigi's.
We got approved for a 2 bedroom flat in Cape Town so I guess I'm not as broke as I thought I was.
January 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
We got approved for a 2 bedroom flat in Cape Town so I guess I'm not as broke as I thought I was.
Gonna start doing influencer content for Pep and Johnny's Rotis so people can see how fucking stupid they look being shills for companies that have marketing budgets bigger than the GDP of many countries.
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gonna start doing influencer content for Pep and Johnny's Rotis so people can see how fucking stupid they look being shills for companies that have marketing budgets bigger than the GDP of many countries.
Anyway, that's me done on this app for the day. See you in, like, a month.
January 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Anyway, that's me done on this app for the day. See you in, like, a month.
They're rightfully cooking you in the comments.
Kamala Harris: You inspired us in 2024.
If Vice President Harris inspired YOU like she inspired 74,749,891 Americans, it's worth a solid "all the way re-post!"
If Vice President Harris inspired YOU like she inspired 74,749,891 Americans, it's worth a solid "all the way re-post!"
January 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They're rightfully cooking you in the comments.
I don't know if 2025 will be my year, but it sure as fuck will be Doechii's. One of the most exciting rappers I've heard in a while.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cd...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cd...
Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER (Official Video)
YouTube video by IamdoechiiVEVO
m.youtube.com
January 4, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I don't know if 2025 will be my year, but it sure as fuck will be Doechii's. One of the most exciting rappers I've heard in a while.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cd...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cd...
Bro, istg I'll start using TikTok if the ban in America goes through. The absolute worst part of any social media app is the Americans.
December 22, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Bro, istg I'll start using TikTok if the ban in America goes through. The absolute worst part of any social media app is the Americans.
Oh, I get it, he's called Mr Beast because he's Satan.
December 22, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Oh, I get it, he's called Mr Beast because he's Satan.
Pretty sure if you voted for Hillary Clinton you can't complain about oligarchy.
AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸
December 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Pretty sure if you voted for Hillary Clinton you can't complain about oligarchy.
Devastating news for Drake fans.
Gemini can now tell when a PDF is on your phone screen
Gemini can now tell when a PDF is on your phone screen
You’ll need a Gemini Advanced subscription, though.
buff.ly
December 22, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Devastating news for Drake fans.
If your church has a marketing strategy, that's a business, not a house of worship and Jesus would tear the place to the ground.
December 21, 2024 at 7:57 AM
If your church has a marketing strategy, that's a business, not a house of worship and Jesus would tear the place to the ground.