Siren
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I keep forgetting that even people I’ve loved and supported for years can just be so incredibly wrong. No matter how smart or liberal you are, you’ll still have a DOGSHIT take every now and then. Especially if they’re….
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I keep forgetting that even people I’ve loved and supported for years can just be so incredibly wrong. No matter how smart or liberal you are, you’ll still have a DOGSHIT take every now and then. Especially if they’re….
I have never been more proud of a white woman then when Linda left her asshole boss to suffer, immobile on the beach on a deserted island to learn how to behave after he disrespected her. As she should have. #sendhelp #driveinmovies #movienight
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I have never been more proud of a white woman then when Linda left her asshole boss to suffer, immobile on the beach on a deserted island to learn how to behave after he disrespected her. As she should have. #sendhelp #driveinmovies #movienight
“You’re so vain” YEA I’m not dragging my ass to the dermatologist n paying for medical grade skincare, just to get with someone who uses 3 in 1 I’m not breaking my back in solidcore to be with someone who won’t want to be half naked in public with me Get that charisma score up and try again, scrub
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
“You’re so vain” YEA I’m not dragging my ass to the dermatologist n paying for medical grade skincare, just to get with someone who uses 3 in 1 I’m not breaking my back in solidcore to be with someone who won’t want to be half naked in public with me Get that charisma score up and try again, scrub
I finally need a notion and I miss my wife. I don’t even know Michael. Why I gotta go to his house? #Joann come back. I luv you girl. I ain’t neva gone stop loving you, girl.
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I finally need a notion and I miss my wife. I don’t even know Michael. Why I gotta go to his house? #Joann come back. I luv you girl. I ain’t neva gone stop loving you, girl.
So once again, #markiplier is KILLING IT. #Ironlung is as good as the original Cube in indie studio existential dread. So glad I got to see it this weekend.
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
So once again, #markiplier is KILLING IT. #Ironlung is as good as the original Cube in indie studio existential dread. So glad I got to see it this weekend.
I’m attracted to a man the way I’m attracted to a Sybian… a beautifully built tool that exists for my pleasure.
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’m attracted to a man the way I’m attracted to a Sybian… a beautifully built tool that exists for my pleasure.
Keeping your word to yourself is EXHAUSTING. The only rewards is knowing you did … and maybe feeling incredibly smug that you did and others didn’t. It is fun to feel like you’re better than you’ve ever been.
In other news, I can max out my home treadmill for 30 seconds at a time.
In other news, I can max out my home treadmill for 30 seconds at a time.
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Keeping your word to yourself is EXHAUSTING. The only rewards is knowing you did … and maybe feeling incredibly smug that you did and others didn’t. It is fun to feel like you’re better than you’ve ever been.
In other news, I can max out my home treadmill for 30 seconds at a time.
In other news, I can max out my home treadmill for 30 seconds at a time.
If they put dynamic pricing in my grocery store, I’ll take my ass to the farmers market. Stop playing in my damn pockets you dusty bitches.
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If they put dynamic pricing in my grocery store, I’ll take my ass to the farmers market. Stop playing in my damn pockets you dusty bitches.
He’s got Strangling hands #Dimension20 #outofcontext
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
He’s got Strangling hands #Dimension20 #outofcontext
I know the series is like over 1000 episodes, but everyone’s got amnesia and they all split up and I’m UPSET.
#onepiece #anime #firstwatch
#onepiece #anime #firstwatch
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I know the series is like over 1000 episodes, but everyone’s got amnesia and they all split up and I’m UPSET.
#onepiece #anime #firstwatch
#onepiece #anime #firstwatch
I love a man, woman, enby, whatever the variation, that is threat shaped. Watching someone be efficient and violent is the kind of thing that makes me putty. Brain off, whatever you say far the next 6 hours.
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I love a man, woman, enby, whatever the variation, that is threat shaped. Watching someone be efficient and violent is the kind of thing that makes me putty. Brain off, whatever you say far the next 6 hours.
Back to my regularly scheduled nonsense.
I want to wrap my legs around this man’s slutty little waist. I’d ride him till the wheels fell off. Fuck a brake. #enjin #gachiakuta #anime
I want to wrap my legs around this man’s slutty little waist. I’d ride him till the wheels fell off. Fuck a brake. #enjin #gachiakuta #anime
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Back to my regularly scheduled nonsense.
I want to wrap my legs around this man’s slutty little waist. I’d ride him till the wheels fell off. Fuck a brake. #enjin #gachiakuta #anime
I want to wrap my legs around this man’s slutty little waist. I’d ride him till the wheels fell off. Fuck a brake. #enjin #gachiakuta #anime
If you didn’t know my politics are as follows: #blacklivesmatter #nooneisillegalonstolenlabd #protectqueeryouth #loveislove #supportplannedparenthood #FUCKICE #FUCKMAGA #FUCKTRUMP #universalincome #universalhealthcare #releasethefiles I’m not Christian, but in YOUR book Jesus is a radical liberal.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If you didn’t know my politics are as follows: #blacklivesmatter #nooneisillegalonstolenlabd #protectqueeryouth #loveislove #supportplannedparenthood #FUCKICE #FUCKMAGA #FUCKTRUMP #universalincome #universalhealthcare #releasethefiles I’m not Christian, but in YOUR book Jesus is a radical liberal.
Watching Officer Black Belt cuz my man didn’t recover from cancer for me to stop being obsessed with him. That man is foine. #officerblackbelt #netflix #kimwoobin #kdrams
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Watching Officer Black Belt cuz my man didn’t recover from cancer for me to stop being obsessed with him. That man is foine. #officerblackbelt #netflix #kimwoobin #kdrams
I just started fate/stranger fake.
N the way my American ass reacted…. Break the power system. It’s funny every time.
#fate/strangerfake #anime
N the way my American ass reacted…. Break the power system. It’s funny every time.
#fate/strangerfake #anime
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I just started fate/stranger fake.
N the way my American ass reacted…. Break the power system. It’s funny every time.
#fate/strangerfake #anime
N the way my American ass reacted…. Break the power system. It’s funny every time.
#fate/strangerfake #anime
Workout every day. It’s good for you.
Yes, I do sleep better. Yes, I do have more energy. Yes, I am getting bendier. HOWEVER my ass hurts n I’m ALWAYS hungry. Who’s supposed to pay for the amount of food I’m eating?
Yes, I do sleep better. Yes, I do have more energy. Yes, I am getting bendier. HOWEVER my ass hurts n I’m ALWAYS hungry. Who’s supposed to pay for the amount of food I’m eating?
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Workout every day. It’s good for you.
Yes, I do sleep better. Yes, I do have more energy. Yes, I am getting bendier. HOWEVER my ass hurts n I’m ALWAYS hungry. Who’s supposed to pay for the amount of food I’m eating?
Yes, I do sleep better. Yes, I do have more energy. Yes, I am getting bendier. HOWEVER my ass hurts n I’m ALWAYS hungry. Who’s supposed to pay for the amount of food I’m eating?
I’ve been playing #frpstpunk on and off for like 3 years. I JUST DISCOVERED THE LINE CHART FEATURE. N of course. This is the first time I’ve beaten it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’ve been playing #frpstpunk on and off for like 3 years. I JUST DISCOVERED THE LINE CHART FEATURE. N of course. This is the first time I’ve beaten it.
Gonna have to pause I Saw the Devil for game night. But omg, fucked up as it is, I absolutely support a man terrorizing a serial rapist / murderer.
You’re right, he don’t deserve ankles.
#movies #isawthedevil
You’re right, he don’t deserve ankles.
#movies #isawthedevil
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Gonna have to pause I Saw the Devil for game night. But omg, fucked up as it is, I absolutely support a man terrorizing a serial rapist / murderer.
You’re right, he don’t deserve ankles.
#movies #isawthedevil
You’re right, he don’t deserve ankles.
#movies #isawthedevil
Watching the edge of sleep. Mark is killing it as Dave. Then Dave starts to hallucinate n he hallucinates himself using Markiplier voice. Genuinely jump scared me. #edgeofsleep #markiplier
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Watching the edge of sleep. Mark is killing it as Dave. Then Dave starts to hallucinate n he hallucinates himself using Markiplier voice. Genuinely jump scared me. #edgeofsleep #markiplier
I NEED more people with peni to get vasectomies. I am BEGGING YOU.
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I NEED more people with peni to get vasectomies. I am BEGGING YOU.
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
Very genuinely, you can’t tell me to do shit, unless you can tell me what to do. I’ll do anything you want, if you can talk that good shit.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Very genuinely, you can’t tell me to do shit, unless you can tell me what to do. I’ll do anything you want, if you can talk that good shit.