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[Early Review] Is This Thing On? (2025)
Director: Bradley CooperCast: Will Arnett, Laura Dern, Andra Day, Bradley CooperScreenplay: Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, Mark Chappell124 mins. Rated R for language throughout, sexual references an…
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Is This Thing On? Is a funny and heartfelt look at the breaking and making of relationships with a career-best Will Arnett! In Theaters Friday!
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Mercy could've taken the screenlife style of movie-making to new heights, but it's sadly just a misfire with a poorly-realized script and asleep at the wheel direction.
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[Early Review] Mercy (2026)
Director: Timur BekmambetovCast: Chris Pratt, Rebecca Ferguson, Kali Reis, Annabelle Wallis, Chris Sullivan, Kylie RogersScreenplay: Marco van Belle100 mins. Rated PG-13 for violence, bloody images…
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January 22, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Mercy could've taken the screenlife style of movie-making to new heights, but it's sadly just a misfire with a poorly-realized script and asleep at the wheel direction.
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple marks a great start to 2026 in film! Functioning like an gory and melancholic coda to its predecessor, it boasts some excellent performances, particularly Ralph Fiennes.
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[Early Review] 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Director: Nia DaCostaCast: Ralph Fiennes, Jack O’Connell, Alfie Williams, Erin Kellyman, Chi Lewis-ParryScreenplay: Alex Garland109 mins. Rated R for strong bloody violence, gore, graphic nudity, l…
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January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple marks a great start to 2026 in film! Functioning like an gory and melancholic coda to its predecessor, it boasts some excellent performances, particularly Ralph Fiennes.
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As the door to 2025 closes, let's celebrate the best films of the year with my Top Ten! What films made your list this year?
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Kyle’s Top Ten Films of 2025!
2025 has been a difficult year. Our society seems to be so volatile, social media sucks, and it seems that each day has brought some new and unexpected twist. At the cinema, though, 2025 has been o…
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January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
As the door to 2025 closes, let's celebrate the best films of the year with my Top Ten! What films made your list this year?
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Sure, Avatar: Fire and Ash is more of the same, but it's still an exhilarating ride with the best villains and climax of the series so far!
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[Early Review] Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
Director: James CameronCast: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Kate WinsletScreenplay: James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver195 mins. Rated PG-13 for intense sequence…
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December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sure, Avatar: Fire and Ash is more of the same, but it's still an exhilarating ride with the best villains and climax of the series so far!
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We've officially entered Scumbag Chalamet era with Marty Supreme, a delightfully stressful character piece with the wildest and most interesting cast of the year.
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[Early Review] Marty Supreme (2025)
Director: Josh SafdieCast: Timothée Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa A’zion, Tyler the Creator, Kevin O’Leary, Abel Ferrara, Fran DrescherScreenplay: Ronald Bronstein, Josh Safdie149 mins. Rated R…
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December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We've officially entered Scumbag Chalamet era with Marty Supreme, a delightfully stressful character piece with the wildest and most interesting cast of the year.
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Is This Thing On? Is a funny and heartfelt look at the breaking and making of relationships with a career-best Will Arnett! In Theaters Friday!
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[Early Review] Is This Thing On? (2025)
Director: Bradley CooperCast: Will Arnett, Laura Dern, Andra Day, Bradley CooperScreenplay: Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, Mark Chappell124 mins. Rated R for language throughout, sexual references an…
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December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Is This Thing On? Is a funny and heartfelt look at the breaking and making of relationships with a career-best Will Arnett! In Theaters Friday!
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I'm ready! I'm ready!! I'm ready!!! For SpongeBob! Today's Screening! Are you excited for The SpongeBob Movie: Search for Squarepants?
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm ready! I'm ready!! I'm ready!!! For SpongeBob! Today's Screening! Are you excited for The SpongeBob Movie: Search for Squarepants?
Ella McCay is one of the most disappointing and frustrating films of the year. It has all the right ingredients but still turned out undercooked.
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[Early Review] Ella McCay (2025)
Director: James L. BrooksCast: Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jack Lowden, Kumail Nanjiani, Ayo Debiri, Julie Kavner, Spike Fearn, Albert Brooks, Woody HarrelsonScreenplay: James L. Brooks115 mins.…
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December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ella McCay is one of the most disappointing and frustrating films of the year. It has all the right ingredients but still turned out undercooked.
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Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Ella McCay?
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Ella McCay?
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Avatar: Fire and Ash?
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Avatar: Fire and Ash?
Zootopia 2 is even better than the original, with a much more timely and meaningful story, great vocal performances, and a better use of its buddy cop tropes!
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[Early Review] Zootopia 2 (2025)
Director: Jared Bush, Byron HowardCast: Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman, Ke Huy Quan, Fortune Feimster, Andy Samberg, David Strathairn, Idris Elba, Shakira, Patrick Warburton, Quinta BrunsonScreenp…
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November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Zootopia 2 is even better than the original, with a much more timely and meaningful story, great vocal performances, and a better use of its buddy cop tropes!
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Eternity operates like a live-action Pixar film for adults, with a unique look at the afterlife and a sweet and sad look at the history we carry in our life and beyond.
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[Early Review] Eternity (2025)
Director: David FreyneCast: Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner, John Early, Olga Merediz, Da’Vine Joy RandolphScreenplay: Pat Cunnone, David Freyne114 mins. Rated PG-13 for sexual content…
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eternity operates like a live-action Pixar film for adults, with a unique look at the afterlife and a sweet and sad look at the history we carry in our life and beyond.
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Day 2 of the Twin Cities Film Festival and I'm so honored to be representing GOAT Film Reviews and the Minnesota Film Critics Association @mncritics at TCFF again! So many exciting films over the next week! If you spot me at a screening, come over and say hi!
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Day 2 of the Twin Cities Film Festival and I'm so honored to be representing GOAT Film Reviews and the Minnesota Film Critics Association @mncritics at TCFF again! So many exciting films over the next week! If you spot me at a screening, come over and say hi!
After the Hunt makes the argument that uncomfortable discussion is important. While I agree, the movie's discussion never really goes anywhere.
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[Early Review] After the Hunt (2025)
Director: Luca GuadagninoCast: Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield, Michael Stuhlbarg, Chloë SevignyScreenplay: Nora Garrett139 mins. Rated R for language and some sexual content. Luca Guad…
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October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
After the Hunt makes the argument that uncomfortable discussion is important. While I agree, the movie's discussion never really goes anywhere.
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Black Phone 2 is wildly different from the original, and that makes for a surprising and fun sequel with throwbacks to the VHS era!
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[Early Review] Black Phone 2 (2025)
[31 Days of Horror XII] Day 15 Director: Scott DerricksonCast: Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, Demian BichirScreenplay: C. Robert Cargill, Scott Derrickson114 mins. Rate…
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October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Black Phone 2 is wildly different from the original, and that makes for a surprising and fun sequel with throwbacks to the VHS era!
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Tonight's Screening! Finally! Are you excited for Frankenstein? Releases in limited theaters this weekend and hits Netflix on November 7th!
October 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tonight's Screening! Finally! Are you excited for Frankenstein? Releases in limited theaters this weekend and hits Netflix on November 7th!
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Black Phone 2?
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Black Phone 2?
Roofman is the true story of one of the most baffling criminals in recent history, and it features the best work of Channing Tarum's career.
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[Early Review] Roofman (2025)
Director: Derek CianfranceCast: Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, Lakeith Stanfield, Juno Temple, Peter DinklageScreenplay: Derek Cianfrance, Kirt Gunn126 mins. Rated R for language, nudity and brief …
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October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Roofman is the true story of one of the most baffling criminals in recent history, and it features the best work of Channing Tarum's career.
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Tron: Ares is a terrific two-hour music video with an unyielding Cool Factor. Besides that, it's got a rough Screenplay that never realizes its ideas.
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[Early Review] Tron: Ares (2025)
Director: Joachim RønningCast: Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Evan Peters, Jodie Turner-Smith, Hasan Minhaj, Arturo Castro, Gillian Anderson, Jeff BridgesScreenplay: Jesse Wigutow119 mins. Rated PG-13 for …
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October 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Tron: Ares is a terrific two-hour music video with an unyielding Cool Factor. Besides that, it's got a rough Screenplay that never realizes its ideas.
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October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Daniel Day-Lewis returns to acting with Anemone, a fascinating character piece with great performances from Day-Lewis and Sean Bean!
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[Early Review] Anemone (2025)
Director: Ronan Day-LewisCast: Daniel Day-Lewis, Sean Bean, Samantha MortonScreenplay: Daniel Day-Lewis, Ronan Day-Lewis121 mins. Rated R for language throughout. I don’t think any of us really exp…
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October 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Daniel Day-Lewis returns to acting with Anemone, a fascinating character piece with great performances from Day-Lewis and Sean Bean!
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The Smashing Machine boasts some very strong performances that make up for the by-the-numbers plot, including some of Dwayne Johnson's best work.
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[Early Review] The Smashing Machine (2025)
Director: Benny SafdieCast: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Ryan Bader, Bas Rutten, Oleksandyr UsykScreenplay: Benny Safdie123 mins. Rated R for language and some drug abuse. With The Smashing Machine…
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October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Smashing Machine boasts some very strong performances that make up for the by-the-numbers plot, including some of Dwayne Johnson's best work.
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Good Boy contains the single best dog performance of all time, worthy of awards, as a loving pet defends his owner from supernatural forces! In Theaters this Friday!
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[Early Review] Good Boy (2025)
[31 Days of Horror XII] Day 1 Director: Ben LeonbergCast: Indy, Shane Jensen, Arielle Friedman, Larry FessendenScreenplay: Alex Cannon, Ben Leonberg73 mins. Rated PG-13 for terror, bloody images an…
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October 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Good Boy contains the single best dog performance of all time, worthy of awards, as a loving pet defends his owner from supernatural forces! In Theaters this Friday!
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Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Anemone?
September 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Anemone?