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[Early Review] Black Phone 2 (2025)
[31 Days of Horror XII] Day 15 Director: Scott DerricksonCast: Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, Demian BichirScreenplay: C. Robert Cargill, Scott Derrickson114 mins. Rate…
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Black Phone 2 is wildly different from the original, and that makes for a surprising and fun sequel with throwbacks to the VHS era!
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Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Avatar: Fire and Ash?
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Avatar: Fire and Ash?
Zootopia 2 is even better than the original, with a much more timely and meaningful story, great vocal performances, and a better use of its buddy cop tropes!
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[Early Review] Zootopia 2 (2025)
Director: Jared Bush, Byron HowardCast: Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman, Ke Huy Quan, Fortune Feimster, Andy Samberg, David Strathairn, Idris Elba, Shakira, Patrick Warburton, Quinta BrunsonScreenp…
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November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Zootopia 2 is even better than the original, with a much more timely and meaningful story, great vocal performances, and a better use of its buddy cop tropes!
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Eternity operates like a live-action Pixar film for adults, with a unique look at the afterlife and a sweet and sad look at the history we carry in our life and beyond.
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[Early Review] Eternity (2025)
Director: David FreyneCast: Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner, John Early, Olga Merediz, Da’Vine Joy RandolphScreenplay: Pat Cunnone, David Freyne114 mins. Rated PG-13 for sexual content…
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eternity operates like a live-action Pixar film for adults, with a unique look at the afterlife and a sweet and sad look at the history we carry in our life and beyond.
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Day 2 of the Twin Cities Film Festival and I'm so honored to be representing GOAT Film Reviews and the Minnesota Film Critics Association @mncritics at TCFF again! So many exciting films over the next week! If you spot me at a screening, come over and say hi!
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Day 2 of the Twin Cities Film Festival and I'm so honored to be representing GOAT Film Reviews and the Minnesota Film Critics Association @mncritics at TCFF again! So many exciting films over the next week! If you spot me at a screening, come over and say hi!
After the Hunt makes the argument that uncomfortable discussion is important. While I agree, the movie's discussion never really goes anywhere.
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[Early Review] After the Hunt (2025)
Director: Luca GuadagninoCast: Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield, Michael Stuhlbarg, Chloë SevignyScreenplay: Nora Garrett139 mins. Rated R for language and some sexual content. Luca Guad…
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October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
After the Hunt makes the argument that uncomfortable discussion is important. While I agree, the movie's discussion never really goes anywhere.
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Black Phone 2 is wildly different from the original, and that makes for a surprising and fun sequel with throwbacks to the VHS era!
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[Early Review] Black Phone 2 (2025)
[31 Days of Horror XII] Day 15 Director: Scott DerricksonCast: Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, Demian BichirScreenplay: C. Robert Cargill, Scott Derrickson114 mins. Rate…
goatfilmreviews.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Black Phone 2 is wildly different from the original, and that makes for a surprising and fun sequel with throwbacks to the VHS era!
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Tonight's Screening! Finally! Are you excited for Frankenstein? Releases in limited theaters this weekend and hits Netflix on November 7th!
October 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tonight's Screening! Finally! Are you excited for Frankenstein? Releases in limited theaters this weekend and hits Netflix on November 7th!
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Black Phone 2?
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Black Phone 2?
Roofman is the true story of one of the most baffling criminals in recent history, and it features the best work of Channing Tarum's career.
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[Early Review] Roofman (2025)
Director: Derek CianfranceCast: Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, Lakeith Stanfield, Juno Temple, Peter DinklageScreenplay: Derek Cianfrance, Kirt Gunn126 mins. Rated R for language, nudity and brief …
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October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Roofman is the true story of one of the most baffling criminals in recent history, and it features the best work of Channing Tarum's career.
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Tron: Ares is a terrific two-hour music video with an unyielding Cool Factor. Besides that, it's got a rough Screenplay that never realizes its ideas.
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[Early Review] Tron: Ares (2025)
Director: Joachim RønningCast: Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Evan Peters, Jodie Turner-Smith, Hasan Minhaj, Arturo Castro, Gillian Anderson, Jeff BridgesScreenplay: Jesse Wigutow119 mins. Rated PG-13 for …
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October 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Tron: Ares is a terrific two-hour music video with an unyielding Cool Factor. Besides that, it's got a rough Screenplay that never realizes its ideas.
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October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Daniel Day-Lewis returns to acting with Anemone, a fascinating character piece with great performances from Day-Lewis and Sean Bean!
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[Early Review] Anemone (2025)
Director: Ronan Day-LewisCast: Daniel Day-Lewis, Sean Bean, Samantha MortonScreenplay: Daniel Day-Lewis, Ronan Day-Lewis121 mins. Rated R for language throughout. I don’t think any of us really exp…
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October 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Daniel Day-Lewis returns to acting with Anemone, a fascinating character piece with great performances from Day-Lewis and Sean Bean!
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The Smashing Machine boasts some very strong performances that make up for the by-the-numbers plot, including some of Dwayne Johnson's best work.
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[Early Review] The Smashing Machine (2025)
Director: Benny SafdieCast: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Ryan Bader, Bas Rutten, Oleksandyr UsykScreenplay: Benny Safdie123 mins. Rated R for language and some drug abuse. With The Smashing Machine…
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October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Smashing Machine boasts some very strong performances that make up for the by-the-numbers plot, including some of Dwayne Johnson's best work.
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Good Boy contains the single best dog performance of all time, worthy of awards, as a loving pet defends his owner from supernatural forces! In Theaters this Friday!
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[Early Review] Good Boy (2025)
[31 Days of Horror XII] Day 1 Director: Ben LeonbergCast: Indy, Shane Jensen, Arielle Friedman, Larry FessendenScreenplay: Alex Cannon, Ben Leonberg73 mins. Rated PG-13 for terror, bloody images an…
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October 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Good Boy contains the single best dog performance of all time, worthy of awards, as a loving pet defends his owner from supernatural forces! In Theaters this Friday!
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Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Anemone?
September 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for Anemone?
One Battle After Another is Paul Thomas Anderson's best film since Magnolia! A searing and brilliantly entertaining movie that needs to be experienced!
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[Early Review] One Battle After Another (2025)
Director: Paul Thomas AndersonCast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro, Regina Hall, Teyana Taylor, Chase InfinitiScreenplay: Paul Thomas Anderson161 mins. Rated R for pervasive languag…
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September 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One Battle After Another is Paul Thomas Anderson's best film since Magnolia! A searing and brilliantly entertaining movie that needs to be experienced!
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Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for One Battle After Another? Opens in theaters September 26th!
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for One Battle After Another? Opens in theaters September 26th!
Today's Screening! Are you excited for Roofman?
In Theaters October 10th!
In Theaters October 10th!
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Today's Screening! Are you excited for Roofman?
In Theaters October 10th!
In Theaters October 10th!
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for HIM?
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tonight's Screening! Are you excited for HIM?
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale opens this weekend, and it serves as a strong final chapter in the saga of the Crawleys and the staff at Downton! While I don't know if it will appeal to casual viewers, fans should find plenty to love here.
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[Early Review] Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025)
Director: Simon CurtisCast: Hugh Bonneville, Jim Carter, Michelle Dockery, Paul Giamatti, Elizabeth McGovern, Penelope WiltonScreenplay: Julian Fellowes124 mins. Rated PG for suggestive material, s…
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September 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale opens this weekend, and it serves as a strong final chapter in the saga of the Crawleys and the staff at Downton! While I don't know if it will appeal to casual viewers, fans should find plenty to love here.
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The Long Walk opens this weekend, and simply put: it's the best movie of the year thus far! A harrowing and unforgettable experience that is as relevant as the decades-old novel it's based on. I can't get it out of my mind.
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[Early Review] The Long Walk (2025)
Director: Francis LawrenceCast: Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, Garrett Weaving, Tut Nyuot, Charlie Plummer, Ben Wang, Roman Griffin Davies, Jordan Gonzalez, Josh Hamilton, Judy Greer, Mark HamillSc…
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September 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Long Walk opens this weekend, and simply put: it's the best movie of the year thus far! A harrowing and unforgettable experience that is as relevant as the decades-old novel it's based on. I can't get it out of my mind.
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Tonight's Screening! I'm not ready to say goodbye to the Crawleys and the staff at Downton! Are you excited for Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale?
September 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tonight's Screening! I'm not ready to say goodbye to the Crawleys and the staff at Downton! Are you excited for Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale?
Tonight's Screening! One of my most anticipated of the year! Are you excited for Stephen King's The Long Walk?
September 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tonight's Screening! One of my most anticipated of the year! Are you excited for Stephen King's The Long Walk?
The 5th Highest Grossing Movie OF ALL TIME is about to open this weekend in America, and I'd argue most American audiences don't know about it. Ne Zha 2 is a spectacular achievement in animation, though its dense story may prove unwieldy for some.
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[Early Review] Ne Zha 2 (2025)
Director: JiaoziCast: [English] Crystal Lee, Griffin Puatu, Aleks Le, Michelle Yeoh, Vincent Rodriguez III, Rick Zeiff, Damien HaasScreenplay: Jiaozi144 mins. Not Rated. 2025 has had a number of st…
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August 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The 5th Highest Grossing Movie OF ALL TIME is about to open this weekend in America, and I'd argue most American audiences don't know about it. Ne Zha 2 is a spectacular achievement in animation, though its dense story may prove unwieldy for some.
goatfilmreviews.com/2025/08/21/e...
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