Ally C.
@allychialastri.bsky.social
nobody asked me to share all the thoughts in my head, but here they are!
#weare
#weare
suck my ass, nits are keeping the land grant trophy 🏆
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
suck my ass, nits are keeping the land grant trophy 🏆
found the sock!
3.5 months at this new apartment and i just lost my first sock to the dryer monster. new personal best tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
found the sock!
happy land grant trophy eve to all those who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
happy land grant trophy eve to all those who celebrate
okay okay i’ll rewatch the wire
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
okay okay i’ll rewatch the wire
more like “no pack no”
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face on a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
more like “no pack no”
Just saw a guy out for an evening run with a full bottle of white wine and a single glass. Sir, are you single?
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just saw a guy out for an evening run with a full bottle of white wine and a single glass. Sir, are you single?
my stolen airpods have been doing more international travel than me this year 😂
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
my stolen airpods have been doing more international travel than me this year 😂
It’s Halloweek so naturally I’m rewatching the Final Destination franchise
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s Halloweek so naturally I’m rewatching the Final Destination franchise
play the damn song 😤
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
play the damn song 😤
Philly, the city where a home made ghost busters SUV just drove by me on Girard Ave.
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Philly, the city where a home made ghost busters SUV just drove by me on Girard Ave.
OKAY SO
over the weekend i ended up out on bender night #2 (saturday) for a good buddy and me singing this song at karaoke drunk af did not help his or mine own getting dumped depression. so like, idk maybe we’re all cooked, sweeties #sosorry 💀
over the weekend i ended up out on bender night #2 (saturday) for a good buddy and me singing this song at karaoke drunk af did not help his or mine own getting dumped depression. so like, idk maybe we’re all cooked, sweeties #sosorry 💀
Someone mentioned the song “Candy” by Mandy Moore in convo today so OBVIOUSLY I’m watching Center Stage now
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
OKAY SO
over the weekend i ended up out on bender night #2 (saturday) for a good buddy and me singing this song at karaoke drunk af did not help his or mine own getting dumped depression. so like, idk maybe we’re all cooked, sweeties #sosorry 💀
over the weekend i ended up out on bender night #2 (saturday) for a good buddy and me singing this song at karaoke drunk af did not help his or mine own getting dumped depression. so like, idk maybe we’re all cooked, sweeties #sosorry 💀
3.5 months at this new apartment and i just lost my first sock to the dryer monster. new personal best tbh.
October 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
3.5 months at this new apartment and i just lost my first sock to the dryer monster. new personal best tbh.
Girls, let your aunties follow you on social and gas you up post-break up 👏 👏 👏
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Girls, let your aunties follow you on social and gas you up post-break up 👏 👏 👏
Goodnight from Philly ❤️
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Goodnight from Philly ❤️
Much like the federal government I too am shut down today
October 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Much like the federal government I too am shut down today
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS STRESSFUL
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS STRESSFUL
long run done, time to root for the nits #letsgostate
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
long run done, time to root for the nits #letsgostate
I really can’t do the rapture this Tuesday. Who do I email about getting it rescheduled so I don’t get charged a cancelation fee?
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I really can’t do the rapture this Tuesday. Who do I email about getting it rescheduled so I don’t get charged a cancelation fee?
Excuse me, I was not expecting Rilo Kiley to hit so fuckin hard at 36 years old 😭
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Excuse me, I was not expecting Rilo Kiley to hit so fuckin hard at 36 years old 😭
more like “wake me up when the world friggin ends”
*Green Day guy voice*
Wake me up when the Donald’s dead
Wake me up when the Donald’s dead
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
more like “wake me up when the world friggin ends”
IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME
a very merry go birds eve to you all!
Someone sent me this picture and I’d say this pretty much covers all the bases 🦅💚
September 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
a very merry go birds eve to you all!