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August 17, 2023 at 7:21 AM
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Not enough people talking about the absolutely ridic career storyline played out via text message in power washing simulator. I’m obsessed
apothecy.bsky.social Apothecy @apothecy.bsky.social · Jul 30
I love Power Washing Simulator

WARNING: Story spoilers
A meme about the game Power Washing Simulator, comparing how it appears on the surface level vs the deeper lore and story that you discover near the end of the game. It reads as follows: Top section, alongside a happy face: Wow what a fun, relaxing, and wholesome game about pressure washing! Bottom section, alongside a depressed, hollow looking face: Due to a billionaire's illicit mining expedition in search of advanced technology, a chain of volcanic eruptions will occur across the Pacific Rim, setting about a global apocalypse. The only thing that can prevent the end of the world is if you pressure wash the temple of an ancient underwater civilization that had "prophesized" everything you have done leading up to this moment, and considered you to be a deity
August 16, 2023 at 9:25 AM
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There once was a lady named lunch
Who used to post like a whole bunch
Chronic illness attacked
Thus posting has slacked
Now she’s here to write crap with no punch
August 7, 2023 at 4:20 AM