I think about the creative direction conversation of this image more than is healthy.

On the one hand I’m a big fan of judicial fairness and equity, on the other I’m a big fan of The Trip with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.

Have they defunded the bit of the US government charged with releasing the JFK files? Just wondering why we haven’t had days of “BREAKING FBI may have investigated possible rifle smoke perhaps seen by as many as one or two unidentified individuals from Dallas on the 28th of November 1964” click bait

I remember when the weirdest thing about tech bros was their 100 identical T-shirts and khaki trousers with oversized pockets. How I miss those days.

OMG the president is idly speculating about the cause of an accident! Next on the news we interview someone with no more direct knowledge of the crash that what we’ve seen ourselves and ask them to speculate on the cause of a crash. They’ll do it with more humility though. So there’s that. I suppose

Perfect image choice. No. Notes.

In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.

Interstellar really is just a bonkers series of Matthew McConaughey’s character making the worst decisions one after another after another. But in space and with cool music.

“Jokes”

When I am sat in my trench in Greenland rifle at the ready I will look back on this sort of thing and laugh.

£31 a month to watch cycling on the TV seems like a price set by someone who would pay £8000 for a full carbon road bike so they can look good on a cafe ride with 300m of climbing. I guess I’ll have to fire up the VPN this summer…

Um, thanks. I think.

“You need to book in advance!”
**Attempts to book a train for the end of April**

“Um, lads? LADS?? Laaaaaaaaaaads…!?”

Written 1862. Set 1815. Still relevant in 2025:

“About five o’clock, Toussaint, who was going and coming and busying herself with the tiny establishment, set on the table a cold chicken, which Cosette, out of deference to her father, consented to glance at." (from "Les Misérables" by "Victor Hugo")

I’m not saying that Kung Fu Panda 4 was a mistake, but none of it made any sense. Painful.

More highbrow movie reviews soon.

Look. At. All. That. Cheese.

A young man on Twitter is complaining that a company he did intern work for had used something he made without credit and I have some terribly bad news for him about content creation and the modern world.

#granpatweetsatvoid

So very glad we live in a time when moving an inauguration indoors won't be used at some point in the future as a pre-text for a mad, mad, mad conspiracy theory. Very glad.