Allison Schrader
@allisonschrader.bsky.social
Well I'm here now. Sounds good.
I need to clarify the image of the woman with long brown hair walking around Home Depot with a cat on her shoulder and an axe in her hand is NOT me.
September 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I need to clarify the image of the woman with long brown hair walking around Home Depot with a cat on her shoulder and an axe in her hand is NOT me.
@realbasilbrush.bsky.social for this year's @taskmaster.tv NYT please!!!
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@realbasilbrush.bsky.social for this year's @taskmaster.tv NYT please!!!
What's up with men and shaking the entire building as they sneeze?
June 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What's up with men and shaking the entire building as they sneeze?
Things I never thought I'd say to my cats: "Shout by Tears for Fears is NOT chase music!"
April 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Things I never thought I'd say to my cats: "Shout by Tears for Fears is NOT chase music!"
As someone who has always used composition books as my diaries, just like Harriet The Spy (present day included), I am heartbroken.
BREAKING | Michelle Trachtenberg dead: Actress was 39
www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Michelle Trachtenberg dead: Actress was 39
The actor’s cause of death is not yet known
www.independent.co.uk
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
As someone who has always used composition books as my diaries, just like Harriet The Spy (present day included), I am heartbroken.
Happy Birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social ! Thank you for the incredible community of humans helping each other do better. 🎂🎉🎁❤️
February 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy Birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social ! Thank you for the incredible community of humans helping each other do better. 🎂🎉🎁❤️
Ah. I've reached the age where you sneeze and you hurt your back. Lovely.
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ah. I've reached the age where you sneeze and you hurt your back. Lovely.
I love a day where I can just reset the house and have an everything shower.
January 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love a day where I can just reset the house and have an everything shower.
When your neighbor plays 'Seven Nation Army' so loud all of the apartments shake... 🤔
January 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When your neighbor plays 'Seven Nation Army' so loud all of the apartments shake... 🤔
Just finished my last Christmas chocolate. Made me sad, so I bought more!
January 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just finished my last Christmas chocolate. Made me sad, so I bought more!
Weird that I aim for 10K steps a day and I'm only at 3000. Time to go walk around the mall!
January 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Weird that I aim for 10K steps a day and I'm only at 3000. Time to go walk around the mall!
I can do this, right?
January 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I can do this, right?
Currently riding on the initial high after making positive changes to start better habits for 2025. Let's see how long it lasts.
January 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Currently riding on the initial high after making positive changes to start better habits for 2025. Let's see how long it lasts.
My word for 2025: YES.
January 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My word for 2025: YES.
I need the purple lipstick Gal Gadot has on in the Snow White trailer!
December 4, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I need the purple lipstick Gal Gadot has on in the Snow White trailer!
Got told I like 19-21 today. I'm 36... I must be doing something right.
December 3, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Got told I like 19-21 today. I'm 36... I must be doing something right.
Heard both "Last Christmas" and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on the radio today. The joys of retail.
December 2, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Heard both "Last Christmas" and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on the radio today. The joys of retail.
Catching up on Junior Taskmaster as I eat comfort pizza and hope I can get a tetanus shot tomorrow. Hiya!
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Catching up on Junior Taskmaster as I eat comfort pizza and hope I can get a tetanus shot tomorrow. Hiya!
Why yes, I did put on the Grinch right after listening to Alice's Restaurant. Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends!
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Why yes, I did put on the Grinch right after listening to Alice's Restaurant. Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends!
What did the employees learn at work today? That you don't have to accept money with biohazard substances on them.
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
What did the employees learn at work today? That you don't have to accept money with biohazard substances on them.
Yep I'm here now. It's about time. Can finally appreciate sharing my thoughts live without the troll of dicks.
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Yep I'm here now. It's about time. Can finally appreciate sharing my thoughts live without the troll of dicks.