@allisonclare.bsky.social
Recovering people pleaser. Always down for a nap.
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I’m starting to think that JD Vance was just a blowup doll and now that they don’t need him anymore they deflated him and folded him up put him in the cupboard with the bread machine that no one uses anymore
December 29, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I’m starting to think that JD Vance was just a blowup doll and now that they don’t need him anymore they deflated him and folded him up put him in the cupboard with the bread machine that no one uses anymore
Im about to love bomb this breakfast for the next 10 days. I'll eat it for every meal. Everyone will hear about it. I'll say it is the best thing I have ever had. It will become a part of my personality. Then on the 11th day I will ghost this beautiful bowl, forgetting it ever existed.
December 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Im about to love bomb this breakfast for the next 10 days. I'll eat it for every meal. Everyone will hear about it. I'll say it is the best thing I have ever had. It will become a part of my personality. Then on the 11th day I will ghost this beautiful bowl, forgetting it ever existed.
If you are wondering where I am mentally, I almost walked into the same door twice today.
December 5, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If you are wondering where I am mentally, I almost walked into the same door twice today.
Personally, nothing humbles me faster than an accidental selfie.
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Personally, nothing humbles me faster than an accidental selfie.
Leaving work because my office feels like I am sitting outside in 10 degree weather is a completely a legitimate excuse, right?
Please say yes I can't feel my fingers. 🥶
Please say yes I can't feel my fingers. 🥶
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Leaving work because my office feels like I am sitting outside in 10 degree weather is a completely a legitimate excuse, right?
Please say yes I can't feel my fingers. 🥶
Please say yes I can't feel my fingers. 🥶
Imagine having a debate with Linda McMahon to discuss the future of America and she picks up a metal chair, stands on the table, and says " Let's settle
this the old fashioned way"
this the old fashioned way"
November 20, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Imagine having a debate with Linda McMahon to discuss the future of America and she picks up a metal chair, stands on the table, and says " Let's settle
this the old fashioned way"
this the old fashioned way"
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
Sorry I could not make it. I stayed in one position for too long and my feet fell asleep for an ungodly amount of time.
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Sorry I could not make it. I stayed in one position for too long and my feet fell asleep for an ungodly amount of time.
If LinkedIn tells me I am a top applicant for an Executive Director role -with zero experience- then who am I to disagree. Applied. ✅
November 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
If LinkedIn tells me I am a top applicant for an Executive Director role -with zero experience- then who am I to disagree. Applied. ✅
Eating popcorn is all fun & games until you get a piece stuck in your throat, and then cannot focus on literally anything else. This is my life now.
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Eating popcorn is all fun & games until you get a piece stuck in your throat, and then cannot focus on literally anything else. This is my life now.
I'm fine. Sure, I set boundaries at work and now people just stare at me, but it is totally cool and not uncomfortable at all. 🤘
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I'm fine. Sure, I set boundaries at work and now people just stare at me, but it is totally cool and not uncomfortable at all. 🤘
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Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”
November 18, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”
McDonalds to Trump, probably
November 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
McDonalds to Trump, probably
This is the energy I'm bringing from now on
November 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
This is the energy I'm bringing from now on