Allen Peacock (really)
@allenpeacock.bsky.social
Mind your business. Nosey.
I am not @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I am not @emceekayvee.bsky.social
Fun fact #305
Wu-Tang Clan invented capitalism when they released C.R.E.A.M. In 1993.
Wu-Tang Clan invented capitalism when they released C.R.E.A.M. In 1993.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Fun fact #305
Wu-Tang Clan invented capitalism when they released C.R.E.A.M. In 1993.
Wu-Tang Clan invented capitalism when they released C.R.E.A.M. In 1993.
Rebranding ICE as DoorDachau .
September 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Rebranding ICE as DoorDachau .
I’m going to forget about 9/11 this year
September 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m going to forget about 9/11 this year
Social media but minus the social part and the media too.
August 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Social media but minus the social part and the media too.
What happened when Midas touched gold?
August 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
What happened when Midas touched gold?
I had to wear medical orthotics when I was a child and now I guess I stand corrected.
August 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I had to wear medical orthotics when I was a child and now I guess I stand corrected.
You don’t have to like and repost all my jokes on this platform but know if you don’t, that makes you a literal antisemite.
August 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You don’t have to like and repost all my jokes on this platform but know if you don’t, that makes you a literal antisemite.
A 3D printer but for emotions.
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A 3D printer but for emotions.
We can only go up from here.
August 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We can only go up from here.
Imagine your dad is god and you’re still sad and shit.
August 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Imagine your dad is god and you’re still sad and shit.
Take me down to Piñata City where the mache is green and filled with candy.
August 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Take me down to Piñata City where the mache is green and filled with candy.
People who say “eat shit and die” are too nice.
People who say “eat shit” got it right. You gotta let that person live with the taste of shit in their mouth forever.
People who say “eat shit” got it right. You gotta let that person live with the taste of shit in their mouth forever.
August 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
People who say “eat shit and die” are too nice.
People who say “eat shit” got it right. You gotta let that person live with the taste of shit in their mouth forever.
People who say “eat shit” got it right. You gotta let that person live with the taste of shit in their mouth forever.
This is why I clean my dishes with a toilet seat
August 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is why I clean my dishes with a toilet seat
There is still no proof that @emceekayvee.bsky.social and I are actually two different people.
This is like some Fight Club shit right here.
This is like some Fight Club shit right here.
August 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is still no proof that @emceekayvee.bsky.social and I are actually two different people.
This is like some Fight Club shit right here.
This is like some Fight Club shit right here.
How has Jared Leto destroyed every movie he’s been in except Fight Club?
No need to respond. I do not care to discuss this.
No need to respond. I do not care to discuss this.
August 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How has Jared Leto destroyed every movie he’s been in except Fight Club?
No need to respond. I do not care to discuss this.
No need to respond. I do not care to discuss this.
Does this confuse vegetarians?
August 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Does this confuse vegetarians?
Let’s just disagree to disagree.
August 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Let’s just disagree to disagree.
Remember when we used to tell people to calm their sphincter?
Good times.
Good times.
August 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Remember when we used to tell people to calm their sphincter?
Good times.
Good times.
My next set of glasses are gonna have serial killer gold frames
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
August 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My next set of glasses are gonna have serial killer gold frames
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and lick ass and I just lost my bubble gum so I have to apologize to the person whose butthole is now clogged with Hubba Bubba.
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and lick ass and I just lost my bubble gum so I have to apologize to the person whose butthole is now clogged with Hubba Bubba.
There’s got to be a point in time where getting tortured in hell for eternity kinda loses its oomph.
August 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There’s got to be a point in time where getting tortured in hell for eternity kinda loses its oomph.
If you aren’t laughing at @emceekayvee.bsky.social jokes, there’s something wrong with you.
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you aren’t laughing at @emceekayvee.bsky.social jokes, there’s something wrong with you.
I hope the cast of Muppet Babies went on to have long fulfilling careers.
August 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I hope the cast of Muppet Babies went on to have long fulfilling careers.
What if I can only drive 55?
August 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What if I can only drive 55?