Big Ash
@alldrugsarebad.bsky.social
Here to drop knowledge, not acid.
Guys I have so much to say but legally I can’t lol. Love ya’ll.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Guys I have so much to say but legally I can’t lol. Love ya’ll.
“It’s crazy to think that I’ll put a stranger’s genitals in my mouth but I refuse to drink tap water” - oomf
August 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“It’s crazy to think that I’ll put a stranger’s genitals in my mouth but I refuse to drink tap water” - oomf
“As long as you aren’t begging, bumming, or borrowing, or selling that pussy you’re gonna be okay” -man on Marta
August 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“As long as you aren’t begging, bumming, or borrowing, or selling that pussy you’re gonna be okay” -man on Marta
I’m not just saying this, but my great grandma was DEFINITELY a dyke.
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m not just saying this, but my great grandma was DEFINITELY a dyke.
My CPA just texted me “lol why are you hiding from me??”
August 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My CPA just texted me “lol why are you hiding from me??”
FaceTiming my dog in the other room while I shower because I’m obsessed with her.
August 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
FaceTiming my dog in the other room while I shower because I’m obsessed with her.
1-2 kids: liberal
3 + kids: conservative
3 + kids: conservative
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
1-2 kids: liberal
3 + kids: conservative
3 + kids: conservative
Ever since my grandma had a stroke, she has tapped into a crazy version of dark humor and I’m here for it.
August 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ever since my grandma had a stroke, she has tapped into a crazy version of dark humor and I’m here for it.
I have a confession about my sexuality.
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have a confession about my sexuality.
The older I get, the more I realize that Sleeping Beauty was actually just on her period.
August 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The older I get, the more I realize that Sleeping Beauty was actually just on her period.
A pepperoncini a day keeps the doctor away!
August 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A pepperoncini a day keeps the doctor away!
Did we ever find Kony?
August 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Did we ever find Kony?
I need a chord cutting ceremony with Zillow.
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I need a chord cutting ceremony with Zillow.
lol know your angles.
July 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
lol know your angles.
Had a dream my mom was a dominatrix and Christianity was all an act for her business model!!!!
July 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Had a dream my mom was a dominatrix and Christianity was all an act for her business model!!!!
Stoned at the k spa are we surprised????
July 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Stoned at the k spa are we surprised????
I would be nothing without my Sonos system.
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I would be nothing without my Sonos system.
Stephen is like rain man but with currency exchange.
July 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Stephen is like rain man but with currency exchange.
I’ll never forget Meredith Blake from parent trap kissed me on the cheek at ATL pride 😭
July 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’ll never forget Meredith Blake from parent trap kissed me on the cheek at ATL pride 😭
Anytime I see a long line at Costco gas during work hours I yell “does anyone work anymore????” as if I too am not out and about in the middle of the day.
July 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Anytime I see a long line at Costco gas during work hours I yell “does anyone work anymore????” as if I too am not out and about in the middle of the day.
Testing out my inflatable couch for Utahhhh
July 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Testing out my inflatable couch for Utahhhh
I just want to marry my dog.
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I just want to marry my dog.
Love belting “Shallow” randomly while I’m home alone.
July 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Love belting “Shallow” randomly while I’m home alone.
My deeply enlightened savasana realization this morning: I’m so fucking over Beyoncé.
July 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My deeply enlightened savasana realization this morning: I’m so fucking over Beyoncé.
I love that my parents hate that I’m the lost liberal secular one in the family but still make me do all the hard family logistics because I’m the most “level headed”. 🤔
July 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I love that my parents hate that I’m the lost liberal secular one in the family but still make me do all the hard family logistics because I’m the most “level headed”. 🤔