Alkaline Woods
@alkalinewoods.bsky.social
I aspire to be da best misandrist ever (they/them)
They're swapping to lead paint for everything
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They're swapping to lead paint for everything
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My attempt at a Nyazsche comic
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My attempt at a Nyazsche comic
Hitomi feels so real, like I can reach out and touch her, as if we met before at a party, but only in passing
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hitomi feels so real, like I can reach out and touch her, as if we met before at a party, but only in passing
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saw a blocklist for "misandrists" the other day on here and i checked clearsky for like the first and last time cause i was hoping i would be on it (im sadly not on it </3)
August 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
saw a blocklist for "misandrists" the other day on here and i checked clearsky for like the first and last time cause i was hoping i would be on it (im sadly not on it </3)
Can I shake it so I can hear what's inside first?
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Can I shake it so I can hear what's inside first?
Does this count as instant loss?
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Does this count as instant loss?
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Love your dreads <3
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Love your dreads <3
Why I wonder what Mrs. First Name Last Name with an american flag in her background has to say about the GDR, I'm sure her take would be interesting or valuable at all in any way
Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why I wonder what Mrs. First Name Last Name with an american flag in her background has to say about the GDR, I'm sure her take would be interesting or valuable at all in any way
This used to be like half of the posts on tumblr till terfs and transanddrobros started chasing us cool girls out
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This used to be like half of the posts on tumblr till terfs and transanddrobros started chasing us cool girls out
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Ngl I thought he just thought he gave birth without realizing and left his baby on the counter in a fugue
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ngl I thought he just thought he gave birth without realizing and left his baby on the counter in a fugue
I'm ALWAYS saying this!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm ALWAYS saying this!!!!!
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Parents are a violent organization that should not be negotiated with
For real, you don't owe parents anything, it's not like you choose to have them, they choose to have you
For real, you don't owe parents anything, it's not like you choose to have them, they choose to have you
March 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Parents are a violent organization that should not be negotiated with
For real, you don't owe parents anything, it's not like you choose to have them, they choose to have you
For real, you don't owe parents anything, it's not like you choose to have them, they choose to have you