AliveBody
@alivebody.bsky.social
shitposts - Maieutics to know myself better. Stream of consciousness. |⛔️ NO TW ⛔️ proceed with your own caution | 18+ MDNI | Not looking for anything! Not even 'platonically'. | My audio focussed account can be found under @alivebodyva.bsky.social
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AliveBody
@alivebody.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Hello everybody, if you want to only engage with my VA content of mine, feel free to follow me on @alivebodyva.bsky.social, there I will stick to the VA side of things 1/2 🧵
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doctor having a panic attack after removing the 17th funko pop from my small intestine
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
doctor having a panic attack after removing the 17th funko pop from my small intestine
peace is temporary, crashouts are forever
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 AM
peace is temporary, crashouts are forever
cerashouts are daily
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 AM
cerashouts are daily
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
"a man without a female wolf to objectify him is just a boy"
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"a man without a female wolf to objectify him is just a boy"
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I want to moan papi so bad.
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I want to moan papi so bad.
someone called me cute/sweet today and i wouldn’t describe myself as that, but it’s ok a butterfly can’t see it’s own wings
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
someone called me cute/sweet today and i wouldn’t describe myself as that, but it’s ok a butterfly can’t see it’s own wings
brat taming 🚫 brat ignoring ✅
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
brat taming 🚫 brat ignoring ✅
s’mores, but it’s actually just you and me getting GRILLED
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
s’mores, but it’s actually just you and me getting GRILLED
someone today said i’m seen and liked and it’s hard to believe for me
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 AM
someone today said i’m seen and liked and it’s hard to believe for me
if i were horny right now i would want to be touched and kissed all over before being rubbed and fucked
but i’m not horny so it’s whatever
but i’m not horny so it’s whatever
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
if i were horny right now i would want to be touched and kissed all over before being rubbed and fucked
but i’m not horny so it’s whatever
but i’m not horny so it’s whatever
i’m not horny but i’m imagining myself in the mindset
what if someone just talked me through it, that would change loads of me rn
what if someone just talked me through it, that would change loads of me rn
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
i’m not horny but i’m imagining myself in the mindset
what if someone just talked me through it, that would change loads of me rn
what if someone just talked me through it, that would change loads of me rn
one glass of wine and i turn into this
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
one glass of wine and i turn into this
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My wife's review of olympic men's hockey is "not enough sex"
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
My wife's review of olympic men's hockey is "not enough sex"
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February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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[ominous post without meaning, reference or other implications]
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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