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the rural abjurer
@aliteraltractor.bsky.social
queer “guy” stuck in ohio 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
cat dad to bobby


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current running 2025 songs
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
re-evaluating Crash and Constant Repeat is absolutely an all timer
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
what if all of them won except Michael rapaport
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
my beloved
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
dude’s obsessed with his post-9:30am-meal cuddles
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
okay wait Bonnie doing Chair for snatch game is the spiritual successor to the best snatch game of all time (pregnant butch lesbian Alicia Keys)
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I ate with this blanket ngl
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Laura Les as an SAT question, how could you not say mother
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Joanna Newsom please announce new music 😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
GOD I want my hair to be fully grey NOW
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
made a Pokédex for my Halloween costume (Pokémon cards scotch taped into a small notebook)
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
haaaate that bullets/numbering are so indicative of AI slop… I’ve been writing like this for like 20 years and I’m not gonna stop now!
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sami Landri on TV oh we won
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
pitchfork Loona mention ‼️
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
NMIXX!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I’m going back to bed
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pascal’s wager is so funny to me because it makes a big assumption that god is a dumbass
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA??
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
quarterly request for a Mitchell’s in central Ohio PLEAAAASEPLEASEPLEASE
jeni’s never fails to piss me off… makes being an ice cream defender embarrassing
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
jeni’s never fails to piss me off… makes being an ice cream defender embarrassing
October 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
At the stardew concert and 60% of the men here are Harvey cosplayers
October 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the concept of using sales numbers as a metric of artistic quality will never not be hilarious
October 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh, Mary!’s gonna be in the west end when we’re there but there are no performances the only day we have free 😭😭
October 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
no one on jeopardy knew dev patel… we used to be a society
October 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM