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No one talks about the main advantage of early voting as soon as possible: as soon as you do it CAMPAIGNS STOP BOTHERING YOU. Polls open today in New York!! Go save your mailbox and your message inbox!
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
No one talks about the main advantage of early voting as soon as possible: as soon as you do it CAMPAIGNS STOP BOTHERING YOU. Polls open today in New York!! Go save your mailbox and your message inbox!
Been getting a lot of use out of “dawg” lately. Don’t see myself stopping in the near future. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Been getting a lot of use out of “dawg” lately. Don’t see myself stopping in the near future. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
You could participate in a Cuomo scavenger hunt, but lawyers usually just call it “discovery”
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You could participate in a Cuomo scavenger hunt, but lawyers usually just call it “discovery”
If the FBI has never checked in on you, are you even calling your Senators?
July 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If the FBI has never checked in on you, are you even calling your Senators?
A fun way to annoy someone from Pittsburgh: pronouncing Pirates like “Pilates”
June 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A fun way to annoy someone from Pittsburgh: pronouncing Pirates like “Pilates”
Almost had a menty b, turns out I just needed a shower
May 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Almost had a menty b, turns out I just needed a shower
Expecting Asian mothers be like: I don’t care what gender my kid is, as long as they get straight As
May 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Expecting Asian mothers be like: I don’t care what gender my kid is, as long as they get straight As
Someone’s gotta connect El*n with Matthew Perry’s ketamine dealer
April 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Someone’s gotta connect El*n with Matthew Perry’s ketamine dealer
Sitting in the dentist’s chair and they just casually mention this procedure is $2700. Maybe I don’t need teeth.
April 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sitting in the dentist’s chair and they just casually mention this procedure is $2700. Maybe I don’t need teeth.
Welcome to Bushwick, home of the whitest reggaeton party you’ve ever seen
March 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Welcome to Bushwick, home of the whitest reggaeton party you’ve ever seen
I have therapy today but between Beyoncé and Kendrick’s wins last night I think…I’m healed?
February 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have therapy today but between Beyoncé and Kendrick’s wins last night I think…I’m healed?
Crazy that the Luka trade is the 2nd national tragedy American Airlines has been connected to in the last week
February 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Crazy that the Luka trade is the 2nd national tragedy American Airlines has been connected to in the last week
So it’s just a coincidence that a flight with the US Figure Skating Team got taken down the same day Tonya Harding joined Twitter…right?
January 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So it’s just a coincidence that a flight with the US Figure Skating Team got taken down the same day Tonya Harding joined Twitter…right?
Sweet girl has no idea what’s going on
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sweet girl has no idea what’s going on