We should start naming SUVs after the places they are actually driven. Instead Tahoe, Denali, Telluride, they should be like the “Warrenton” or the “Cary” or the “Wegman’s Parking Lot.”

Tonight I realized that TS Eliot backwards is Toile St, which is coincidentally the name of my hypothetical upholstery shop

We’re on, like, Exorcist 6 and someone is making a musical Willy Wonka prequel that no one wants and yet, once again, not a single peep about a quirky “Young Pazuzu”origin story about a teenaged demon just trying to find love and himself in the ancient Assyrian underworld.