Alice <3
@alisillykitty.bsky.social
silly kittygirl :3 i like board games, video games, and cuddles ^w^ my dms are open but don’t be creepy please
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Alice <3
@alisillykitty.bsky.social
· Oct 6
everyone look at the pretty art @vox-theflyingfox.bsky.social made of me and my puppy :3 it’s so so so pretty and i’m so grateful ^w^
baked cupcake cones :3 (ran out of cones and made some regular ones too)
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
baked cupcake cones :3 (ran out of cones and made some regular ones too)
she poked me in the tummy and i moaned >w<
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
she poked me in the tummy and i moaned >w<
“i wanna put it in your mouth”
“you wanna put the dewey decimal system in my my mouth? who up deweying their decimal?”
“you wanna put the dewey decimal system in my my mouth? who up deweying their decimal?”
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
“i wanna put it in your mouth”
“you wanna put the dewey decimal system in my my mouth? who up deweying their decimal?”
“you wanna put the dewey decimal system in my my mouth? who up deweying their decimal?”
someone should totally drug my and kiss me on the forehead :3
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
someone should totally drug my and kiss me on the forehead :3
wanna cuddle soooooooo bad
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 AM
wanna cuddle soooooooo bad
“you can’t catch tranny!”
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
“you can’t catch tranny!”
Reposted by Alice <3
thinking about boobs
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 AM
thinking about boobs
“i’m gonna molest you”
*gets chipper* “oh thank you!” *continues powerscaling pinkie pie*
*gets chipper* “oh thank you!” *continues powerscaling pinkie pie*
February 1, 2026 at 8:51 AM
“i’m gonna molest you”
*gets chipper* “oh thank you!” *continues powerscaling pinkie pie*
*gets chipper* “oh thank you!” *continues powerscaling pinkie pie*
both is good too :3
disclaimer: i dont sh because i hate myself, i do it bc im horny and it makes me wet
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
both is good too :3
“do you actually think democrats care enough to defund ice? do you know how many abortions happened under the obama administration alone? it’s insane!” -puppy
February 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
“do you actually think democrats care enough to defund ice? do you know how many abortions happened under the obama administration alone? it’s insane!” -puppy
Reposted by Alice <3
this strat works super well early on but once you grow up you’re left with a permanent debuff because pedophile players lose all interest in you but you keep craving them like an addiction. 6/10, i only recommend if you’re not planning to play through the mid or late game.
-source: my experience
-source: my experience
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
this strat works super well early on but once you grow up you’re left with a permanent debuff because pedophile players lose all interest in you but you keep craving them like an addiction. 6/10, i only recommend if you’re not planning to play through the mid or late game.
-source: my experience
-source: my experience
i just got a bloomburrow magic the gathering box :3 (the guy in the background of the 2nd pic was crashing out over warhammer dice rolls 😭)
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
i just got a bloomburrow magic the gathering box :3 (the guy in the background of the 2nd pic was crashing out over warhammer dice rolls 😭)
i will the moment i see you again <3
I can't think uv any clever caption fur dis so uhhh RAIL ME
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i will the moment i see you again <3
who’s dick do i gotta suck to be the little spoon around here?
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
who’s dick do i gotta suck to be the little spoon around here?
omg i wanna do coke off her thighs :3
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
omg i wanna do coke off her thighs :3
i wanna do coke off her tits <3
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
i wanna do coke off her tits <3
mommy explaining that you’re a pervert for being with adult girls 🥺
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 AM
mommy explaining that you’re a pervert for being with adult girls 🥺
gaming online is weird because sometimes the silly little guy you’re playing with is a grandpa in his 60s, and sometimes the sweaty expert is a 12 year boy evading his homework
having sex when i was a kid was weird because sometimes it was with a boy my age but sometimes it was with an adult woman
having sex when i was a kid was weird because sometimes it was with a boy my age but sometimes it was with an adult woman
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
gaming online is weird because sometimes the silly little guy you’re playing with is a grandpa in his 60s, and sometimes the sweaty expert is a 12 year boy evading his homework
having sex when i was a kid was weird because sometimes it was with a boy my age but sometimes it was with an adult woman
having sex when i was a kid was weird because sometimes it was with a boy my age but sometimes it was with an adult woman
Reposted by Alice <3
Goodbye girl I'll miss you
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Goodbye girl I'll miss you
Reposted by Alice <3
Mommy big sis be like "why are you so mean to me?" and I just told her "well first off, you raped me." and she just goes "ok true." :3
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Mommy big sis be like "why are you so mean to me?" and I just told her "well first off, you raped me." and she just goes "ok true." :3
do you think they started making conservatives call leftists “sheep” to distract them from their own blind obedience to their political figures?
January 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
do you think they started making conservatives call leftists “sheep” to distract them from their own blind obedience to their political figures?
will give head for headpats and cuddles
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 AM
will give head for headpats and cuddles
being invited over for a sleepover and its just casually expected that you will sleep in a crate :3
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
being invited over for a sleepover and its just casually expected that you will sleep in a crate :3
why do you need to fill 5 cemeteries to build a theatre? are they using real dead bodies in plays?
January 22, 2026 at 10:25 AM
why do you need to fill 5 cemeteries to build a theatre? are they using real dead bodies in plays?
holding paws with my kitty 🥰
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 AM
holding paws with my kitty 🥰