Alisa
@alisarm.bsky.social
Just a regular lady who still gives a damn (and makes a lto of typos). 🌱😷🗳🇵🇸 (she/her)
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Duh, he started a war with Venezuela because Biden did a bad job ending the Afghanistan one. The peace president!
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Duh, he started a war with Venezuela because Biden did a bad job ending the Afghanistan one. The peace president!
Happy ZoNew MamYear to all who celebrate good things!
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Happy ZoNew MamYear to all who celebrate good things!
I will be asleep before midnight, and I also don't live in New York. But knowing Zohran Mamdani will be Mayor when I wake up is very, very exciting.
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I will be asleep before midnight, and I also don't live in New York. But knowing Zohran Mamdani will be Mayor when I wake up is very, very exciting.
Anyone else still not able to listen to "Fight Song" without getting all the 'goddammit she should have won' 2016 vibes?
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Anyone else still not able to listen to "Fight Song" without getting all the 'goddammit she should have won' 2016 vibes?
Trump sits on a (golden) throne of lies.
a close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
Alt: An image from the movie Elf with the character Buddy saying you sit on a throne of lies.
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December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Trump sits on a (golden) throne of lies.
#Survivor is terrible this season, and sure I am watching the finale out of a feeling of obligation for 50 rather than enjoyment of 49. But shit give me 312 more hours of shit Survivor over 5 more minutes of the rambling deranged grandpa.
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#Survivor is terrible this season, and sure I am watching the finale out of a feeling of obligation for 50 rather than enjoyment of 49. But shit give me 312 more hours of shit Survivor over 5 more minutes of the rambling deranged grandpa.
Lawd this season is so bad like why am I still watching this? #survivor49
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lawd this season is so bad like why am I still watching this? #survivor49
After-birth adoption: when the dominant political party forces people to have babies and then takes away vaccines, which will inevitably kill some of said babies.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
After-birth adoption: when the dominant political party forces people to have babies and then takes away vaccines, which will inevitably kill some of said babies.
Jeezus I remember the days when I would absolutely have been one of those people waiting outside of Target for hours. But today, my Black Friday spending totaled $0, I had no idea Target even had this bag giveaway thing, and I haven't shopped at Target since they dropped DEI anyway. #growth
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jeezus I remember the days when I would absolutely have been one of those people waiting outside of Target for hours. But today, my Black Friday spending totaled $0, I had no idea Target even had this bag giveaway thing, and I haven't shopped at Target since they dropped DEI anyway. #growth
Oh my gosh how is #Survivor49 so bad? Like do most of them know what show they signed up for?
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh my gosh how is #Survivor49 so bad? Like do most of them know what show they signed up for?
I finally watched season four of The Umbrella Academy and I wish I hadn't.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I finally watched season four of The Umbrella Academy and I wish I hadn't.
Yes. This. Brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yes. This. Brilliant.
Is your face freezing in this weather? Respirator masks work wonders to keep you warm! And as a bonus, they also keep you healthy! #maskup
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Is your face freezing in this weather? Respirator masks work wonders to keep you warm! And as a bonus, they also keep you healthy! #maskup
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Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
Petition to start a new party called the "GADHAS" party - short for Gives A Damn and Has A Spine. Zohran can be our head dude and we can primary like 3/4ths of elected democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Petition to start a new party called the "GADHAS" party - short for Gives A Damn and Has A Spine. Zohran can be our head dude and we can primary like 3/4ths of elected democrats.
You know who wouldn't let this shit keep flying? Senate Minority Leader Elizabeth Ann Warren.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You know who wouldn't let this shit keep flying? Senate Minority Leader Elizabeth Ann Warren.
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
Oh look, Democrats learning nothing from Tuesday's elections. Color me shocked.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh look, Democrats learning nothing from Tuesday's elections. Color me shocked.
Me:
"Wow that's a beautiful sunset."
*turns head to the left*
"Jeezus it's 4:38pm"
"Wow that's a beautiful sunset."
*turns head to the left*
"Jeezus it's 4:38pm"
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me:
"Wow that's a beautiful sunset."
*turns head to the left*
"Jeezus it's 4:38pm"
"Wow that's a beautiful sunset."
*turns head to the left*
"Jeezus it's 4:38pm"
BYEEEEEEEEEE ANDREW CUOMO FOREVERRRR
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
BYEEEEEEEEEE ANDREW CUOMO FOREVERRRR