alisamonstr
@alisamonstr.bsky.social
no business, only random thoughts and life observations
frontend engineer, artist, observer and just a funny gal
📍Stockholm
frontend engineer, artist, observer and just a funny gal
📍Stockholm
Looking forward to Saturday because I planned rot-in-bed day. So exciting!!
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Looking forward to Saturday because I planned rot-in-bed day. So exciting!!
Want to try to reduce food waste and to eat products before they expire. Even that one fruit in my fridge. That would be a challenge.
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Want to try to reduce food waste and to eat products before they expire. Even that one fruit in my fridge. That would be a challenge.
It’s January 25(26), I just asked my friend if they’re free on February 19 and they said NO. This is when adulting stopped being fun 👿
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
It’s January 25(26), I just asked my friend if they’re free on February 19 and they said NO. This is when adulting stopped being fun 👿
It’s very hard to plan celebrations when some of your friends don’t speak English
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 PM
It’s very hard to plan celebrations when some of your friends don’t speak English
London was a blast. Exactly how I imagined it. The best and the most beautiful city I’ve seen so far.
January 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
London was a blast. Exactly how I imagined it. The best and the most beautiful city I’ve seen so far.
Sometimes I think that I’m not as self-absorbed as modern society requires
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Sometimes I think that I’m not as self-absorbed as modern society requires
Life is an art project
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Life is an art project
Had 4 desserts within 24 hours again - vacation is going well
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Had 4 desserts within 24 hours again - vacation is going well
How people can fall in love if they’re speaking Dutch? I’m sorry, but
Isn’t hearing Dutch kills all the vibes? Again, my apologies
Isn’t hearing Dutch kills all the vibes? Again, my apologies
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
How people can fall in love if they’re speaking Dutch? I’m sorry, but
Isn’t hearing Dutch kills all the vibes? Again, my apologies
Isn’t hearing Dutch kills all the vibes? Again, my apologies
It’s an incredibly nice feeling to have friends everywhere you go
January 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
It’s an incredibly nice feeling to have friends everywhere you go
Another year around the sun 😌
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Another year around the sun 😌
Every time I end up in a countryside (real countryside), it only confirms that I’m 101% a city girl. Never ever ever I would have a car-required lifestyle
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Every time I end up in a countryside (real countryside), it only confirms that I’m 101% a city girl. Never ever ever I would have a car-required lifestyle
What do you know about real struggle if you’ve never been in a situation where you’re alone at home, cat is sleeping on your laps and your cup is empty?
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
What do you know about real struggle if you’ve never been in a situation where you’re alone at home, cat is sleeping on your laps and your cup is empty?
There’s no hashbrowns in McDonalds breakfast menu in Sweden!! It should be be illegal
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
There’s no hashbrowns in McDonalds breakfast menu in Sweden!! It should be be illegal
When I feel useless I go to GP to feel better about myself
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
When I feel useless I go to GP to feel better about myself
Being a software engineer gives you the right to say “trust me, I’m an engineer” while assembling ikea furniture
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Being a software engineer gives you the right to say “trust me, I’m an engineer” while assembling ikea furniture
Some people are strange and you may never understand their motivations, therefore there’s no point in trying to figure it out
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Some people are strange and you may never understand their motivations, therefore there’s no point in trying to figure it out
Times I woke up without an alarm during these 16 days of holidays/vacation: 0
January 5, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Times I woke up without an alarm during these 16 days of holidays/vacation: 0
Sometimes all you want in January is to get caught by a huge rain on a hot day in July and to soak in it till you feel water in your shoes
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Sometimes all you want in January is to get caught by a huge rain on a hot day in July and to soak in it till you feel water in your shoes
Considering the amount of time I spend at home I don’t understand why my outie wardrobe is 3000 bigger than my innie wardrobe. We all need more pyjamas and comfy home clothes
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Considering the amount of time I spend at home I don’t understand why my outie wardrobe is 3000 bigger than my innie wardrobe. We all need more pyjamas and comfy home clothes
I’m experiencing snack crisis. I got tired of everything
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I’m experiencing snack crisis. I got tired of everything
Very happy that in the new season of Stranger Things boys are wearing proper clothes instead of teeny tiny shorts from season 1
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Very happy that in the new season of Stranger Things boys are wearing proper clothes instead of teeny tiny shorts from season 1
Money can’t buy happiness, but they can buy you a plush rabbit 🥰
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Money can’t buy happiness, but they can buy you a plush rabbit 🥰
Idea for google maps: allow users to change colour of saved places by categories
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Idea for google maps: allow users to change colour of saved places by categories
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I get excited about things very easily
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I get excited about things very easily