Ali Gaytor 🐊
@aligaytor.bsky.social
I owe y'all 2 streams.
It's a me Ali Gaytor. | She/Her | PFP BleeppBleepp | banner __gauxgaux | model guppymooner | Thrn.co/aligaytor | ko-fi.com/aligaytor |
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Ali Gaytor 🐊
@aligaytor.bsky.social
· Oct 29
After all this time it's still me.
More references in the comments.
More references in the comments.
Sent this to my fucking dad and he said I was too old for that he got me at a Kmart blue light special 😡
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Sent this to my fucking dad and he said I was too old for that he got me at a Kmart blue light special 😡
God is real and he answered the prayer I made last night by outting trump 💀💀💀💀
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
God is real and he answered the prayer I made last night by outting trump 💀💀💀💀
If you get to see northern lights don't fucking talk to me. I'm sick of y'all.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you get to see northern lights don't fucking talk to me. I'm sick of y'all.
Mfw Zach talked the maddest shit on mothman
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mfw Zach talked the maddest shit on mothman
On God I will never love another living being as much as I love my myrkle. He is mommys specialist boy and he smells like sunshine coming through a dusty window.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
On God I will never love another living being as much as I love my myrkle. He is mommys specialist boy and he smells like sunshine coming through a dusty window.
I love fucking around with the enemy blitzcrank. I love asking him if he thinks love can bloom on the battlefield. I have yet to meet a blitzcrank who hasn't played along and just accepts it when I say I'm pregnant and it's his. You can't get interactions like this with any other characters.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I love fucking around with the enemy blitzcrank. I love asking him if he thinks love can bloom on the battlefield. I have yet to meet a blitzcrank who hasn't played along and just accepts it when I say I'm pregnant and it's his. You can't get interactions like this with any other characters.
Sometimes when I disassociate on the toilet I freak out cause I think I just pissed my pants and then I freak out cause what if I'm in a coma and I really did piss my pants
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sometimes when I disassociate on the toilet I freak out cause I think I just pissed my pants and then I freak out cause what if I'm in a coma and I really did piss my pants
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League to me is just a bunch of characters to play house with. Idgaf what jungling is I'm dressing xin zhao in just an apron and making him cook breakfast
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
League to me is just a bunch of characters to play house with. Idgaf what jungling is I'm dressing xin zhao in just an apron and making him cook breakfast
I be prophen this I be prophen that how about I be prophesying with my orb.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I be prophen this I be prophen that how about I be prophesying with my orb.
Someone do this with Jayce Viktor and Mel
i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Someone do this with Jayce Viktor and Mel
I was scrapbooking last night and this one was too good not to share. This was from me and my sister watching sonic together last year. 🥺
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I was scrapbooking last night and this one was too good not to share. This was from me and my sister watching sonic together last year. 🥺
Myrkle really said "hey thanks for letting me hang out in bed with you watch me drop this singular dookie real quick" and then snuggled me like nothing happened.
Ban this guy.
Ban this guy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Myrkle really said "hey thanks for letting me hang out in bed with you watch me drop this singular dookie real quick" and then snuggled me like nothing happened.
Ban this guy.
Ban this guy.
It's 72 degrees in November and tech companies are still forcing us to opt in to their AI slop and then blaming us for the heat because we didn't carpool or recycle enough.
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's 72 degrees in November and tech companies are still forcing us to opt in to their AI slop and then blaming us for the heat because we didn't carpool or recycle enough.
What the hell do you want from me rito??? I went 44/19/39 and you still only gave me an S-
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What the hell do you want from me rito??? I went 44/19/39 and you still only gave me an S-
Fuck my house payment next month I think.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Fuck my house payment next month I think.
Riot makes me sick
SELL THE SHIRT ONLINE YOU COWARDS
CALIFORNIA GETS EVERYTHING
SELL THE SHIRT ONLINE YOU COWARDS
CALIFORNIA GETS EVERYTHING
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Riot makes me sick
SELL THE SHIRT ONLINE YOU COWARDS
CALIFORNIA GETS EVERYTHING
SELL THE SHIRT ONLINE YOU COWARDS
CALIFORNIA GETS EVERYTHING
Question
How do you make friends IRL as an adult who does not drink or smoke
How do you make friends IRL as an adult who does not drink or smoke
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Question
How do you make friends IRL as an adult who does not drink or smoke
How do you make friends IRL as an adult who does not drink or smoke
Me with my rats
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me with my rats
Myrkles age is showing in his eyes and this rat better outlive me cause istg I simply will choose not to live without him
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Myrkles age is showing in his eyes and this rat better outlive me cause istg I simply will choose not to live without him
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Share and help everyone know about this!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Share and help everyone know about this!!
Fili keeps trying to steal my jalapenos even tho I told him it's too spicy someone stop this man
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fili keeps trying to steal my jalapenos even tho I told him it's too spicy someone stop this man
COOL my cardiologist who's 6 fucking hours away called me 1 hour before my telehealth appointment to cancel because "I can't do a video appointment since you're out of state" THANKS FOR THINKING RIPPING PEOPLE'S RIGHTS AWAY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEALTHCARE AND FOOD US GOVERNMENT
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
COOL my cardiologist who's 6 fucking hours away called me 1 hour before my telehealth appointment to cancel because "I can't do a video appointment since you're out of state" THANKS FOR THINKING RIPPING PEOPLE'S RIGHTS AWAY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEALTHCARE AND FOOD US GOVERNMENT
Who is this freaky lil binch
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Who is this freaky lil binch
Myrkle is so fucking good at being a rat idk how to explain it
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Myrkle is so fucking good at being a rat idk how to explain it
So were gonna actually start eating the rich now right?
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So were gonna actually start eating the rich now right?