Alien X Xenumorph
@alien8n.co.uk
Occasional reviewer of music and general troublemaker at Devolution Magazine. British Mensa. Hated by Graham Linehan. Pronouns: Intergalactic Overlord/Arrrggghh
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Alien X Xenumorph
@alien8n.co.uk
· Dec 4
I suppose I should do a welcome thread… so hello followers (or the morbidly curious). I’m a photographer and music journalist by night and IT manager by day (it pays for the cameras). So I’ll post photos every now and then.
Busy weekend so here's Saturday's moon
#moon #moonphotography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
#moon #moonphotography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Busy weekend so here's Saturday's moon
#moon #moonphotography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
#moon #moonphotography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
I missed the moon on Monday night by just a few minutes, but managed to get it last night.
#moon #moonphotography #photography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
#moon #moonphotography #photography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I missed the moon on Monday night by just a few minutes, but managed to get it last night.
#moon #moonphotography #photography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
#moon #moonphotography #photography #lunar #lunarphotography #astrophotography
A 91 image stack (I won't be doing that again, took forever to create).
#moon #moonphotography #lunarphotography #photography #astrophotography
#moon #moonphotography #lunarphotography #photography #astrophotography
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A 91 image stack (I won't be doing that again, took forever to create).
#moon #moonphotography #lunarphotography #photography #astrophotography
#moon #moonphotography #lunarphotography #photography #astrophotography
Moon last night using the teleconverter. Came out better than I hoped. #photography #astrophotography #moon #moonphotography #lunarphotography
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Moon last night using the teleconverter. Came out better than I hoped. #photography #astrophotography #moon #moonphotography #lunarphotography
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This, listen to Bob!
Old man wisdom here, kids-
I've realized over time that a big chunk of my social anxieties stem from that initial moment when I am introduced to someone & immediately forget their name because of the already present anxiety!
Take a moment to create a little mnemonic to fasten the name to your brain.
I've realized over time that a big chunk of my social anxieties stem from that initial moment when I am introduced to someone & immediately forget their name because of the already present anxiety!
Take a moment to create a little mnemonic to fasten the name to your brain.
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This, listen to Bob!
A quick edit of one of my moon photos with The Birthday Massacre logo. One guess who I'm photographing later this week :)
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A quick edit of one of my moon photos with The Birthday Massacre logo. One guess who I'm photographing later this week :)
A couple of moon photos from the last couple of days.
#astrophotography #moon #lunarphotography #moonphotography #photography
#astrophotography #moon #lunarphotography #moonphotography #photography
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A couple of moon photos from the last couple of days.
#astrophotography #moon #lunarphotography #moonphotography #photography
#astrophotography #moon #lunarphotography #moonphotography #photography
In breaking news Download Festival accidentally books its first ever female headliner in the history of music festivals at Donington Park
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In breaking news Download Festival accidentally books its first ever female headliner in the history of music festivals at Donington Park
“What key is this song in?”
“It’s a Lostprophets song, it’s written in A minor”
“It’s a Lostprophets song, it’s written in A minor”
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
“What key is this song in?”
“It’s a Lostprophets song, it’s written in A minor”
“It’s a Lostprophets song, it’s written in A minor”
Skies have cleared, so it's back with the lunacy
#moonphotography #lunarphotography #Astrophotography #photography
#moonphotography #lunarphotography #Astrophotography #photography
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Skies have cleared, so it's back with the lunacy
#moonphotography #lunarphotography #Astrophotography #photography
#moonphotography #lunarphotography #Astrophotography #photography
Dear BBC News. Hire a proofreader for your website news.
I’ve read 2 news articles this morning and one has “not” as “nott” and the other has “Dubaiu” instead of “Dubai”.
I’ve read 2 news articles this morning and one has “not” as “nott” and the other has “Dubaiu” instead of “Dubai”.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Dear BBC News. Hire a proofreader for your website news.
I’ve read 2 news articles this morning and one has “not” as “nott” and the other has “Dubaiu” instead of “Dubai”.
I’ve read 2 news articles this morning and one has “not” as “nott” and the other has “Dubaiu” instead of “Dubai”.
JFC threads is full of absolute morons. Slap a Star of David on an account and you can make up any load of bollocks and suddenly because topic of the day. Seriously people, use some common sense, some critical thinking, and you know, just google to see if the story is actually true. Threads = 🐂💩
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
JFC threads is full of absolute morons. Slap a Star of David on an account and you can make up any load of bollocks and suddenly because topic of the day. Seriously people, use some common sense, some critical thinking, and you know, just google to see if the story is actually true. Threads = 🐂💩
Don’t worry, I am taking the piss. I do know who John Cena is as well as Chris Jericho. Although Chris is the only one I’ve met in real life and he was super friendly to everyone in the Download Press tent :)
Wrestler John Cena, currently starring in "Peacemakers". He was also a dad in the movie "Blockers" which turned out to be better than I was expecting.
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Don’t worry, I am taking the piss. I do know who John Cena is as well as Chris Jericho. Although Chris is the only one I’ve met in real life and he was super friendly to everyone in the Download Press tent :)
Waiting for responses, and then I have my reply already set and reading to light the fuse 😂
That’s brilliant, who’s the actor?
October 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Waiting for responses, and then I have my reply already set and reading to light the fuse 😂
There’s an entire new group of people about to be introduced to one of @killermartinis.bsky.social ‘s most infamous stories from Twitter. And a new group of lawyers holding their heads in their hands going “oh fuck, not again”.
I swear this story must be being passed down like a lawyer urban legend
I swear this story must be being passed down like a lawyer urban legend
Hey guys I'm trying to win a bet
Please comment here and let me know if you are aware of the fishfuucking discourse
Please comment here and let me know if you are aware of the fishfuucking discourse
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There’s an entire new group of people about to be introduced to one of @killermartinis.bsky.social ‘s most infamous stories from Twitter. And a new group of lawyers holding their heads in their hands going “oh fuck, not again”.
I swear this story must be being passed down like a lawyer urban legend
I swear this story must be being passed down like a lawyer urban legend
My new favourite insult:
“When you look in the mirror you see an arsehole so big it looks like it’s been rimmed by NASA”
“When you look in the mirror you see an arsehole so big it looks like it’s been rimmed by NASA”
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My new favourite insult:
“When you look in the mirror you see an arsehole so big it looks like it’s been rimmed by NASA”
“When you look in the mirror you see an arsehole so big it looks like it’s been rimmed by NASA”
The more you look at the world the more you realise that Judge Death might have a point…
a cartoon of a robot talking to a man with a hat
ALT: a cartoon of a robot talking to a man with a hat
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The more you look at the world the more you realise that Judge Death might have a point…
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Possibly one for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to explain to the idiots at the Telegraph what a kilt is.
So ScotRail has announced their new uniforms and the photo has one of the men wearing a kilt. It’s very obviously a kilt. The Telegraph however has determined that the man wearing the kilt must be transgender because it must be a skirt. Needless to say the Scottish part of the internet aren’t happy
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Possibly one for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to explain to the idiots at the Telegraph what a kilt is.
So ScotRail has announced their new uniforms and the photo has one of the men wearing a kilt. It’s very obviously a kilt. The Telegraph however has determined that the man wearing the kilt must be transgender because it must be a skirt. Needless to say the Scottish part of the internet aren’t happy
October 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So ScotRail has announced their new uniforms and the photo has one of the men wearing a kilt. It’s very obviously a kilt. The Telegraph however has determined that the man wearing the kilt must be transgender because it must be a skirt. Needless to say the Scottish part of the internet aren’t happy
The cat has discovered the heated blanket. So heated blanket + cat means I’m roasting… she doesn’t care, she’s warm
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The cat has discovered the heated blanket. So heated blanket + cat means I’m roasting… she doesn’t care, she’s warm
Who would have thought that a Mumford and Sons tribute band could be so fun to photograph.
#livemusic #photography #musicphotography
#livemusic #photography #musicphotography
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Who would have thought that a Mumford and Sons tribute band could be so fun to photograph.
#livemusic #photography #musicphotography
#livemusic #photography #musicphotography