Jonathan
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AS FAST AS YOU CAN OUT LOUD:
I’m a mother pheasant plucker; I pluck mother pheasants. I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I’ve been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life. I’m only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker’s late.
I’m a mother pheasant plucker; I pluck mother pheasants. I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I’ve been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life. I’m only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker’s late.
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
AS FAST AS YOU CAN OUT LOUD:
I’m a mother pheasant plucker; I pluck mother pheasants. I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I’ve been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life. I’m only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker’s late.
I’m a mother pheasant plucker; I pluck mother pheasants. I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I’ve been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life. I’m only plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker’s late.
A genius and a hero: www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
These farmers are cutting pollution and fighting hunger — with bacteria
Mariangela Hungria won the 2025 World Food Prize for her work on microbes that feed plants nitrogen, allowing farmers to slash fertilizer costs and pollution.
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
A genius and a hero: www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
Stupidest pic of the year? Here's my nominee:
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Stupidest pic of the year? Here's my nominee:
If this doesn't inspire you to keep to your New Year resolution, I don't know what to say... Imagine telling the tailor your trousers are a bit snug around the armpits.
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If this doesn't inspire you to keep to your New Year resolution, I don't know what to say... Imagine telling the tailor your trousers are a bit snug around the armpits.
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American institutions are wholly corrupt. Brazil's coup-attempting president is sitting in prison for the next 27 years. America reelected theirs.
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
American institutions are wholly corrupt. Brazil's coup-attempting president is sitting in prison for the next 27 years. America reelected theirs.
Some might suggest that this Presidential greeting is more appropriate than what Drumpf spewed out.
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Some might suggest that this Presidential greeting is more appropriate than what Drumpf spewed out.
Who knew Finnish was such a practical language?
Today I learned that "kalsarikännit" is a Finnish word that means staying at home and getting drunk in your underpants.
And now you know a new word 😁
And now you know a new word 😁
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who knew Finnish was such a practical language?
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HCR always makes history interesting! December 28, 2025 open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
December 28, 2025
On the clear, cold morning of December 29, 1890, on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota, three U.S.
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December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
HCR always makes history interesting! December 28, 2025 open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Far-right shrieker Laura Loomer posted: “I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Christmas than by avenging the death of Christians through the justified mass killing of Islamic terrorists. You’ve got to love it! Death to all Islamic terrorists!”
Who else sometimes gets Jesus mixed up w/ Drumpf?
Who else sometimes gets Jesus mixed up w/ Drumpf?
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Far-right shrieker Laura Loomer posted: “I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Christmas than by avenging the death of Christians through the justified mass killing of Islamic terrorists. You’ve got to love it! Death to all Islamic terrorists!”
Who else sometimes gets Jesus mixed up w/ Drumpf?
Who else sometimes gets Jesus mixed up w/ Drumpf?
Here's a series that will appall, frustrate, & anger those who love the USA. There's 12 shits to choose from, not even including the felon-in-chief or his roadkill enthusiast 'minister of health.' newrepublic.com/series/69/12...!
The 12 Worst MAGA Monsters of 2025
President Donald Trump’s second administration is a real-life horror show—and these are its most grotesque characters.
newrepublic.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Here's a series that will appall, frustrate, & anger those who love the USA. There's 12 shits to choose from, not even including the felon-in-chief or his roadkill enthusiast 'minister of health.' newrepublic.com/series/69/12...!
A fun story about a very unique job: recipeheaven.com/former-white...
Former White House Chef Reveals Why Trump Was The Most Challenging President To Feed - Recipe Heaven
A chef who served four presidents shares why cooking for Trump presented unique challenges that went far beyond his famous fast food preferences.
recipeheaven.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A fun story about a very unique job: recipeheaven.com/former-white...
Art can strike you at any age. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
How a nearly 70-year-old debut novelist published 2025’s breakout hit
With virtually no marketing or social media presence, “Theo of Golden” somehow became a blockbuster.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Art can strike you at any age. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
Science is not the enemy Drumpf believes it to be. mymodernmet.com/soft-cell-ti...
Astronaut Debuts a New Geometrical Shape That Can Only Be Achieved in Space
Want to sculpt this shape? You'll need to go to outer space for that.
mymodernmet.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Science is not the enemy Drumpf believes it to be. mymodernmet.com/soft-cell-ti...
Sometimes a Rainbow is the best thing in your day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGP0...
STAND BY YOUR MAN (Donald Trump) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
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December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sometimes a Rainbow is the best thing in your day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGP0...
I loved living in Japan for 2 years, but my biggest regret is that I never climbed Fujisan. www.washingtonpost.com/travel/inter...
On Mount Fuji, summit udon is a lifesaver
Climbing Mount Fuji is a test of strength and stamina. Steaming bowls of curry udon await climbers who make the overnight hike.
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December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I loved living in Japan for 2 years, but my biggest regret is that I never climbed Fujisan. www.washingtonpost.com/travel/inter...
How to win, in the US, (unless you have morals.)
It's easy to see why Drumpf was jealous of this fuck:
While donald was born into wealth & failed, good ol' Epstein went from nothing to something, (financially.)
Basically, this piece is before his sexploitation. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...
It's easy to see why Drumpf was jealous of this fuck:
While donald was born into wealth & failed, good ol' Epstein went from nothing to something, (financially.)
Basically, this piece is before his sexploitation. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...
Scams, Schemes, Ruthless Cons: The Untold Story of How Jeffrey Epstein Got Rich
www.nytimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How to win, in the US, (unless you have morals.)
It's easy to see why Drumpf was jealous of this fuck:
While donald was born into wealth & failed, good ol' Epstein went from nothing to something, (financially.)
Basically, this piece is before his sexploitation. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...
It's easy to see why Drumpf was jealous of this fuck:
While donald was born into wealth & failed, good ol' Epstein went from nothing to something, (financially.)
Basically, this piece is before his sexploitation. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...
This week in a year-end list, I learned Jill Sobule had passed, (in Minnesota!??!) Now you know she kissed a girl & aspired to be a super-model, but have you heard her Xmas song? (Reading about her on Wiki was both interesting & enlightening.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUwe...
Jill Sobule "Merry Christmas from the Family"
YouTube video by reglist
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December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This week in a year-end list, I learned Jill Sobule had passed, (in Minnesota!??!) Now you know she kissed a girl & aspired to be a super-model, but have you heard her Xmas song? (Reading about her on Wiki was both interesting & enlightening.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUwe...
People often asked Einstein to explain his Theory of Relativity in simple terms. One day, he explained it like this: “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it will feel like an hour. Sit with a beautiful girl for an hour, and it will feel like a minute. That’s relativity!”
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
People often asked Einstein to explain his Theory of Relativity in simple terms. One day, he explained it like this: “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it will feel like an hour. Sit with a beautiful girl for an hour, and it will feel like a minute. That’s relativity!”
When Einstein met Charlie Chaplin, Einstein said,
“What I admire most about your art is its universality. You don’t say a word, yet the whole world understands you.”
Chaplin smiled and replied,
“That’s true. But your fame is even greater—the world admires you, even though no one understands you.”
“What I admire most about your art is its universality. You don’t say a word, yet the whole world understands you.”
Chaplin smiled and replied,
“That’s true. But your fame is even greater—the world admires you, even though no one understands you.”
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
When Einstein met Charlie Chaplin, Einstein said,
“What I admire most about your art is its universality. You don’t say a word, yet the whole world understands you.”
Chaplin smiled and replied,
“That’s true. But your fame is even greater—the world admires you, even though no one understands you.”
“What I admire most about your art is its universality. You don’t say a word, yet the whole world understands you.”
Chaplin smiled and replied,
“That’s true. But your fame is even greater—the world admires you, even though no one understands you.”
This is Lee Miller, a model. When WWII began, she became a photographer.
This was Hitler's Munich apartment on April 30, 1945, the day Hitler killed himself in Berlin.
Her dirty boots on the bathmat - from battlefields & Dachau.
She washed off the war dirt in his tub, then slept in his bed.
This was Hitler's Munich apartment on April 30, 1945, the day Hitler killed himself in Berlin.
Her dirty boots on the bathmat - from battlefields & Dachau.
She washed off the war dirt in his tub, then slept in his bed.
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is Lee Miller, a model. When WWII began, she became a photographer.
This was Hitler's Munich apartment on April 30, 1945, the day Hitler killed himself in Berlin.
Her dirty boots on the bathmat - from battlefields & Dachau.
She washed off the war dirt in his tub, then slept in his bed.
This was Hitler's Munich apartment on April 30, 1945, the day Hitler killed himself in Berlin.
Her dirty boots on the bathmat - from battlefields & Dachau.
She washed off the war dirt in his tub, then slept in his bed.
This cat remembers the 5th of November:
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This cat remembers the 5th of November: