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Alice Cadence Larissa Marissa Beth Beresford
@alicelbronte.bsky.social
Simon Warwick Beresford's inner girl.
POET (mostly HORROR), Pagan Witch.
ESFP, Enneagram type 4.
☀️♐,🌖♏,⬆️♊

Poetry Is Twisted, Don't Trust Her
http://amazon.co.uk/dp/B08MQ9134T/

Ghost City
amazon.co.uk/dp/B07MBFXRGS
What's your favourite #Tarot deck? Pictures if possible!

Mine:
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Thanks to The Online Safety Act, the people of Britain are about to have less internet freedoms than the people of China.
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Is Keir Starmer in cahoots with Nigel Farage? The Labour Government are increasing internet surveillance through The Online Safety Act. A fascist regime like the one that is currently way ahead in the polls, could then use that surveillance for selecting targets for eleminiation!
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I'm so sick of this bullshit authoritarian 1984-esque UK Labour Government!
They're currently trying to pass legislation to monitor all online messaging, and make it so that you'd need to age verify in order to download a VPN.
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The energy demands of AI, result in more fracking, on top of the other environmental problems with fracking, fracking results in cheaper virgin plastics, meaning companies don't use recycled plastics. Don't use AI!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=325H...
There's an Actual Reason You Can't Recycle Plastic
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Just completed Stranger Things. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend!
a man stands in front of a sign that says " advanced dungeons & dragons "
ALT: a man stands in front of a sign that says " advanced dungeons & dragons "
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The fact that some people in Fallout 4 cannot be killed is so annoying, and part of why Fallout New Vegas will always be superior. And I'm saying that as someone who is enjoying Fallout 4. It's my second favourite Fallout, but New Vegas is the tops!
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Here we go again. Trump has told the UK that if we want a UK-US tech deal, we need to buy chlorinated chicken from the US! 🤢🐔 How dare he try and impose poor food standards in Britain. Sign the petition to keep chlorine-washed chicken off our shelves: 38d.gs/cc-df
Sign the petition to keep chlorine-washed chicken off our shelves
Here we go again. Trump has told the UK that if we want a UK-US tech deal, we need to buy chlorinated chicken from the US! 🤢🐔 How dare he try to impose poor food standards in Britain. Sign the petitio...
38d.gs
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Do you see what I did there?
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reposted by Alice Cadence Larissa Marissa Beth Beresford
If Twitter wasn't dead before, the amount of AI bullshit there is killing it fast!
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey, anyone looking to spend Christmas money / Amazon vouchers on #books ?

Self promotion:
amazon.co.uk/dp/B08MQ9134T/
Ghosts, Zombies, Mermaids & much more!
#Horror #Poetry #AdultContent
amazon.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#Christmas #giftideas
Looking for unusual gift ideas?
These would most likely suit someone edgy alternative in their late teens / early twenties (and beyond)

amazon.co.uk/dp/B08MQ9134T/
Ghosts, Zombies, Mermaids & much more!
#Horror #Poetry #AdultContent
Poetry Is Twisted, Don't Trust Her
Visit Amazon's Poetry Is Twisted, Don't Trust Her page and shop for all Poetry Is Twisted, Don't Trust Her books. Check out pictures, author information and reviews of Poetry Is Twiste...
amazon.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The human from longest ago that I can name without researching for older is Tutankhamun. He was about 3,350 years ago. Maybe you can call to mind somebody from longer ago, but point is, we all will be forgotten within a few thousand years at very best!
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just sold my 600th book!
Yes that includes 333 Free books (that's a fun number), but still.
a girl is wearing a party hat and smiling while confetti falls around her .
ALT: a girl is wearing a party hat and smiling while confetti falls around her .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
We should kick the USA out of NATO, and invite Australia, New Zealand, Japan & South Korea in.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can hot women please make more videos/gifs of kissing each other, like actresses kiss your female co stars, so that less perverts use AI to make you do it anyway. Think of the environment! Sure I might have dual motives for asking but still...
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by Alice Cadence Larissa Marissa Beth Beresford
✨turn off the smart features in your Gmail✨

Gemini is being trained off of your private emails.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Wellington Duck

Jumping in puddles
Rain falling fast
Blown like boats by a blusterous breeze
Rubber boots running
Drumming the path
Drumming the pavement
With
Drain drops of splash!
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Last Electric Light

The last electric light
Humanity plunged
Back into night
Sometime
Sometime in the fucking future

Our civilization
Is certain to end
Deluded and egotistical
Like to pretend
Otherwise
But all lives
End
Sometime
Sometime in the fucking future!
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM