Alice Etches
@aliceetches.bsky.social
Bananas after a 5 minute walk home from the shops
April 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bananas after a 5 minute walk home from the shops
Just put down a deposit for a bottle of olive oil
March 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just put down a deposit for a bottle of olive oil
Leave him on a porch in broad daylight
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Leave him on a porch in broad daylight
‼️‼️ Some personal news‼️ ‼️ A WeTransfer link I sent is about to expire
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
‼️‼️ Some personal news‼️ ‼️ A WeTransfer link I sent is about to expire
Roses are red, violets are blue, I really thought I’d learn more on this horticulture course
February 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue, I really thought I’d learn more on this horticulture course
Why is everyone so annoying
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why is everyone so annoying
Look at this lil puddin
January 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Look at this lil puddin
Slept funny and now I can’t move my neck fully on one side. Don’t think 2025 is gonna be for me actually roll on 2026
January 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Slept funny and now I can’t move my neck fully on one side. Don’t think 2025 is gonna be for me actually roll on 2026
“2025 is gonna be my year!” Don’t be so selfish, you can’t just claim a whole year
December 31, 2024 at 10:42 AM
“2025 is gonna be my year!” Don’t be so selfish, you can’t just claim a whole year
Christmas isn’t over until I say it’s over
December 31, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Christmas isn’t over until I say it’s over
I am stressfully relaxing
December 23, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I am stressfully relaxing
Three wise men? I highly doubt that
December 22, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Three wise men? I highly doubt that
I’m having visceral cravings for sticky toffee pudding. With a blob of vanilla ice cream on top. Proper vanilla, must have black specks in. If someone could drop me off a bowl that would be great.
December 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I’m having visceral cravings for sticky toffee pudding. With a blob of vanilla ice cream on top. Proper vanilla, must have black specks in. If someone could drop me off a bowl that would be great.
I’m NOT feeling very CHRISTMASSY this is an EMERGENCY
December 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I’m NOT feeling very CHRISTMASSY this is an EMERGENCY
Get the London look* 💋
*misery
*misery
December 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Get the London look* 💋
*misery
*misery
Podcasts will be in the middle of the morose and sobering subject matter, and then cut to an ad break that’s like AT KFC WE MOTHERCLUCKIN LLLUUURRRVEE CHICKEN!
December 12, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Podcasts will be in the middle of the morose and sobering subject matter, and then cut to an ad break that’s like AT KFC WE MOTHERCLUCKIN LLLUUURRRVEE CHICKEN!
“Get well soon!” I’m fucking TRYING quit pressuring me
December 11, 2024 at 7:18 PM
“Get well soon!” I’m fucking TRYING quit pressuring me
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s got distracted, he’s looking at vintage Boucle armchairs on Facebook Marketplace
December 11, 2024 at 11:00 AM
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s got distracted, he’s looking at vintage Boucle armchairs on Facebook Marketplace
I can confidently say that this year has been completely and utterly shit
December 11, 2024 at 9:42 AM
I can confidently say that this year has been completely and utterly shit
I love scrolling Instagram and seeing that one of my friends has liked the same unhinged video as me
December 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I love scrolling Instagram and seeing that one of my friends has liked the same unhinged video as me
‘Tis the season to get fucked off with these pricks again
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
‘Tis the season to get fucked off with these pricks again
Them: What are you thinking about?
Me: How terrible that movie with Lindsay Lohan and James Franco looks in ‘The Holiday’
Me: How terrible that movie with Lindsay Lohan and James Franco looks in ‘The Holiday’
December 6, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Them: What are you thinking about?
Me: How terrible that movie with Lindsay Lohan and James Franco looks in ‘The Holiday’
Me: How terrible that movie with Lindsay Lohan and James Franco looks in ‘The Holiday’
I think we can all agree that this was the best thing that happened in 2024
December 5, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I think we can all agree that this was the best thing that happened in 2024
Been on heavy pencil for a commercial for three years now. Fingers crossed 🤞
December 5, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Been on heavy pencil for a commercial for three years now. Fingers crossed 🤞