Alfred
@alfredh.bsky.social
Photographer, AEW fan, Baseball Enthusiast but Free Agent Fan, Artist.
No AI, ever.
My brain is a mish mosh of Archer and Arrested Development quotes.
No AI, ever.
My brain is a mish mosh of Archer and Arrested Development quotes.
A big old fuck you to Turbotax.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A big old fuck you to Turbotax.
FBI: "Jeffery Epstein was running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men and millions of files prove it."
The people: Arrest them.
FBI: "There are no files."
The people: *stares*
FBI: "Okay, there are files but they don't prove that Epstein was running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men."
The people: Arrest them.
FBI: "There are no files."
The people: *stares*
FBI: "Okay, there are files but they don't prove that Epstein was running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men."
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
FBI: "Jeffery Epstein was running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men and millions of files prove it."
The people: Arrest them.
FBI: "There are no files."
The people: *stares*
FBI: "Okay, there are files but they don't prove that Epstein was running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men."
The people: Arrest them.
FBI: "There are no files."
The people: *stares*
FBI: "Okay, there are files but they don't prove that Epstein was running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men."
Playing the new fun game of AI ad or not AI ad.
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Playing the new fun game of AI ad or not AI ad.
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New York: it is colder today than in parts of Antarctica.
Stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. If you see a neighbor in need, call 311.
Stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. If you see a neighbor in need, call 311.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
New York: it is colder today than in parts of Antarctica.
Stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. If you see a neighbor in need, call 311.
Stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. If you see a neighbor in need, call 311.
It still blows my mind that so much of a generation who grew up listening to Green Day, System of a Down, and Rage Against the Machine has eaten the entire boot.
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It still blows my mind that so much of a generation who grew up listening to Green Day, System of a Down, and Rage Against the Machine has eaten the entire boot.
Aww, NBC making me think about Heroes. It was so good, until the moment it became so, so bad.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Aww, NBC making me think about Heroes. It was so good, until the moment it became so, so bad.
I see what you did there Green Day.
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I see what you did there Green Day.
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Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
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February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
Eddie just broke his coccyx. #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Eddie just broke his coccyx. #AEWCollision
Give the camera man a raise. #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Give the camera man a raise. #AEWCollision
The Rascalz about to come out of the hot boxed limo like Popeye. #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The Rascalz about to come out of the hot boxed limo like Popeye. #AEWCollision
Did Big Bill just kill a man? #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Did Big Bill just kill a man? #AEWCollision
Hi 911, there's 8 guys beating the shit out of a bunch of cars in the parking lot. #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Hi 911, there's 8 guys beating the shit out of a bunch of cars in the parking lot. #AEWCollision
It absolutely killed me that a fairly large political youtuber was talking about the "Fuck Ice" moment and said it was during a "WWE event". I don't want to unfollow them, but I almost need to. It's the principal.
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It absolutely killed me that a fairly large political youtuber was talking about the "Fuck Ice" moment and said it was during a "WWE event". I don't want to unfollow them, but I almost need to. It's the principal.
One of the Andrade girls on this week's #AEW Dynamite is an OnlyFans model. That's great for her. But how stupid do you need to be to be handed a new worldwide audience and your first social media post after the event is the one thing that would piss off that ENTIRE audience?
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
One of the Andrade girls on this week's #AEW Dynamite is an OnlyFans model. That's great for her. But how stupid do you need to be to be handed a new worldwide audience and your first social media post after the event is the one thing that would piss off that ENTIRE audience?
#Puscifer is still high on the list of craziest concerts I've been to. Fairly rare for lucha wrestling matches and robo cock fights to break out mid concert. New album gets two thumbs up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn-o...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn-o...
Puscifer - The Remedy (Live at Pinkpop 2016)
YouTube video by Figure It Out
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
#Puscifer is still high on the list of craziest concerts I've been to. Fairly rare for lucha wrestling matches and robo cock fights to break out mid concert. New album gets two thumbs up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn-o...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn-o...
Reminder to those who might care. The new #Puscifer album is out now.
Puscifer - A Public Stoning (Visualizer)
YouTube video by pusciferdotcom
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Reminder to those who might care. The new #Puscifer album is out now.
Saying it again and saying it loud. Every company that has the money to purchase a Super Bowl commercial spot and doesn't have money to pay actors and creators, instead relying on AI slop, will never get another cent from me.
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Saying it again and saying it loud. Every company that has the money to purchase a Super Bowl commercial spot and doesn't have money to pay actors and creators, instead relying on AI slop, will never get another cent from me.
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
Nowhere near enough people are furious with Jeff Bezos.
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Nowhere near enough people are furious with Jeff Bezos.