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@alfetta159.bsky.social
A Knight without Armor in a Savage Galaxy
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Follow me, & I'll follow you. If you mention something sci-fi in your profile, then I will cling to you like a Regulan blood worm.
Subspace 001
(Colt .45/Deringer)
(Windows/Zorin OS)
(C#/ReactJS)
Follow me, & I'll follow you. If you mention something sci-fi in your profile, then I will cling to you like a Regulan blood worm.
Pinned
It's 2 PM, what else can I do today... but first, let me finish up a few things.
Now it's 4. The day is fucking shot.
Now it's 4. The day is fucking shot.
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It's 2 PM, what else can I do today... but first, let me finish up a few things.
Now it's 4. The day is fucking shot.
Now it's 4. The day is fucking shot.
(And you, and you, and you)
a group of people are dancing in a kitchen and one of them is saying `` good morning '' to the other .
Alt: a group of people are dancing in a kitchen and one of them is saying `` good morning '' to the other .
Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds, and Gene Kelley in 'Singing in the Rain'
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February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
(And you, and you, and you)
So funny, it hurts, literally.
a bald man in a blue shirt is smiling
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt is smiling
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February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
So funny, it hurts, literally.
The only way they can get anyone to watch โMelania.โ
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The only way they can get anyone to watch โMelania.โ
Never tell me the odds.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Never tell me the odds.
So what you're saying is that you like porn. K, got it.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So what you're saying is that you like porn. K, got it.
I agree. It's like I can't take a western seriously unless its in B&W, and this is barely a western.
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I agree. It's like I can't take a western seriously unless its in B&W, and this is barely a western.
Bookish
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Bookish
My soup? Ploomik.
My Machine? Doomsday.
My Planet? Forbidden
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My soup? Ploomik.
My wife asked me if I would refill her water glass just as I was putting down a fresh bowl of water for the dog. I told her, "Sorry, but I just gave the last of the water to the dog."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
My wife asked me if I would refill her water glass just as I was putting down a fresh bowl of water for the dog. I told her, "Sorry, but I just gave the last of the water to the dog."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
I liked how it wasn't all serious and many of the shorter vignettes were quite funny. I gave up on the sixth sense eps, however.
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I liked how it wasn't all serious and many of the shorter vignettes were quite funny. I gave up on the sixth sense eps, however.
Melania reviews are out
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Melania reviews are out
Yeah, right.
a man with blue paint on his face is standing in a room .
ALT: a man with blue paint on his face is standing in a room .
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January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Yeah, right.
Because 'Fuck ICE!' was already taken.
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Because 'Fuck ICE!' was already taken.
I know that Christmas is finally over as that kiosk of scented pine cones is finally gone from the entrance of the discount grocery store.
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I know that Christmas is finally over as that kiosk of scented pine cones is finally gone from the entrance of the discount grocery store.
It's cold out! ๐ฅถโ๏ธ
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It's cold out! ๐ฅถโ๏ธ
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
I always have to point out that he gave respectability to TV Planet o' the Apes as Urko. So funny in a truly ironic way.
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I always have to point out that he gave respectability to TV Planet o' the Apes as Urko. So funny in a truly ironic way.
I have one of those faucets in the kitchen that turns on handsfree, but this morning, it didn't seem to want to turn off completely. So, I opened the faucet handle and then closed it, and that turn it on and turn it off strategy worked!
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I have one of those faucets in the kitchen that turns on handsfree, but this morning, it didn't seem to want to turn off completely. So, I opened the faucet handle and then closed it, and that turn it on and turn it off strategy worked!
Enterprise application programming is 50% copy pasta and 50% change the names to protect the innocent.
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Enterprise application programming is 50% copy pasta and 50% change the names to protect the innocent.
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
Low Rider, War
a man with a mustache is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car holding a key .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car holding a key .
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January 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Low Rider, War
Do It Again (Mr.) Steely Dan
a man in a blue shirt is sitting at a table with his mouth open and says `` old steely dan '' .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting at a table with his mouth open and says `` old steely dan '' .
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January 27, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Do It Again (Mr.) Steely Dan