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A Knight without Armor in a Savage Galaxy
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(Colt .45/Deringer)
(Windows/Zorin OS)
(C#/ReactJS)
Follow me, & I'll follow you. If you mention something sci-fi in your profile, then I will cling to you like a Regulan blood worm.
Subspace 001
(Colt .45/Deringer)
(Windows/Zorin OS)
(C#/ReactJS)
Follow me, & I'll follow you. If you mention something sci-fi in your profile, then I will cling to you like a Regulan blood worm.
Pinned
My soup? Ploomik.
My Machine? Doomsday.
My Planet? Forbidden
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My soup? Ploomik.
My wife asked me if I would refill her water glass just as I was putting down a fresh bowl of water for the dog. I told her, "Sorry, but I just gave the last of the water to the dog."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
My wife asked me if I would refill her water glass just as I was putting down a fresh bowl of water for the dog. I told her, "Sorry, but I just gave the last of the water to the dog."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
Melania reviews are out
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Melania reviews are out
I know that Christmas is finally over as that kiosk of scented pine cones is finally gone from the entrance of the discount grocery store.
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I know that Christmas is finally over as that kiosk of scented pine cones is finally gone from the entrance of the discount grocery store.
It's cold out! 🥶❄️
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It's cold out! 🥶❄️
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
I have one of those faucets in the kitchen that turns on handsfree, but this morning, it didn't seem to want to turn off completely. So, I opened the faucet handle and then closed it, and that turn it on and turn it off strategy worked!
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I have one of those faucets in the kitchen that turns on handsfree, but this morning, it didn't seem to want to turn off completely. So, I opened the faucet handle and then closed it, and that turn it on and turn it off strategy worked!
Enterprise application programming is 50% copy pasta and 50% change the names to protect the innocent.
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Enterprise application programming is 50% copy pasta and 50% change the names to protect the innocent.
#reddwarfcrossover
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In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
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In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
My dog's favorite movie must be #StarTrek 3: Search for Spock. He aggressively pounces on me in the morning and licks my earlobe which means he wants food. I bring it to him, doesn't eat it, he looks at me, and I swear that he is thinking, 'fine, I'll eat it later...'
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
My dog's favorite movie must be #StarTrek 3: Search for Spock. He aggressively pounces on me in the morning and licks my earlobe which means he wants food. I bring it to him, doesn't eat it, he looks at me, and I swear that he is thinking, 'fine, I'll eat it later...'
Share one of your favorite lines from a COMEDY movie! 🖤
(anytime I hear the phrase, 'unbeknownst to them', I say out loud, under my breath or silently, 'but knowst to us!')
(anytime I hear the phrase, 'unbeknownst to them', I say out loud, under my breath or silently, 'but knowst to us!')
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Share one of your favorite lines from a COMEDY movie! 🖤
(anytime I hear the phrase, 'unbeknownst to them', I say out loud, under my breath or silently, 'but knowst to us!')
(anytime I hear the phrase, 'unbeknownst to them', I say out loud, under my breath or silently, 'but knowst to us!')
Lawrence Dobkin isn't directing Charlie Evans. He's being played by a pretty lady in...
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January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Lawrence Dobkin isn't directing Charlie Evans. He's being played by a pretty lady in...
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#TNGAlumniSighting
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Ken Lynch gets hand burned over a campfire, but it's probably only first or second degree burns and not burned to a crisp by...
Bat Masterson
#TOSAlumniSighting
Bat Masterson
#TOSAlumniSighting
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ken Lynch gets hand burned over a campfire, but it's probably only first or second degree burns and not burned to a crisp by...
Bat Masterson
#TOSAlumniSighting
Bat Masterson
#TOSAlumniSighting
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
When my little dog barks in his sleep, is he really barking?
Because when he farts in his sleep, you can believe that he really is farting...
Because when he farts in his sleep, you can believe that he really is farting...
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
When my little dog barks in his sleep, is he really barking?
Because when he farts in his sleep, you can believe that he really is farting...
Because when he farts in his sleep, you can believe that he really is farting...
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January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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I'm watching #TheChelseaDetective and it's one of the scenes where they're doing the initial crime scene investigations...
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I'm watching #TheChelseaDetective and it's one of the scenes where they're doing the initial crime scene investigations...
Drove by a car off to the side of the road that had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop. The lady was moving her arms in front of her face so I thought that it might be a sobriety test. Turns out that she was just yelling at the cops in a rather agitated and animated manner.
two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face
ALT: two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face
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January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Drove by a car off to the side of the road that had been pulled over by a motorcycle cop. The lady was moving her arms in front of her face so I thought that it might be a sobriety test. Turns out that she was just yelling at the cops in a rather agitated and animated manner.
Willard Sage is partnered up with Hobie Gilman and not one of the other Vians, John Anderson is the one who's getting ensnared in some trap, and DeForest Kelly is a deputy and not a sheriff in...
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#TNGAlumniSighting
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#TOSAlumniSighting
#TNGAlumniSighting
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Willard Sage is partnered up with Hobie Gilman and not one of the other Vians, John Anderson is the one who's getting ensnared in some trap, and DeForest Kelly is a deputy and not a sheriff in...
Trackdown
#TOSAlumniSighting
#TNGAlumniSighting
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#TOSAlumniSighting
#TNGAlumniSighting
I have to get an endoscopy. I was wondering if they could do a colonoscopy at the same time. They could meet in the middle, you know, like that scene in Top Gun!
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I have to get an endoscopy. I was wondering if they could do a colonoscopy at the same time. They could meet in the middle, you know, like that scene in Top Gun!
My four favorite Star Trek captains
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My four favorite Star Trek captains
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry‘s vision for the future.
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry‘s vision for the future.
I guess we can agree that it will be the end for Paul Giamatti if and when he becomes the next Colonel Sanders, but you just know that he'll do a great job.
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I guess we can agree that it will be the end for Paul Giamatti if and when he becomes the next Colonel Sanders, but you just know that he'll do a great job.