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A Knight without Armor in a Savage Galaxy
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Follow me, & I'll follow you. If you mention something sci-fi in your profile, then I will cling to you like a Regulan blood worm.
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Very proud to be a Californian this evening...
#Election #California
It's 2 PM, what else can I do today... but first, let me finish up a few things.

Now it's 4. The day is fucking shot.
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
So funny, it hurts, literally.
a bald man in a blue shirt is smiling
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt is smiling
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The only way they can get anyone to watch โ€œMelania.โ€
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Never tell me the odds.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So what you're saying is that you like porn. K, got it.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I agree. It's like I can't take a western seriously unless its in B&W, and this is barely a western.
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
After a journey of 10,000 pancakes, I believe that I have mastered the #pancake box flap...
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bookish
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
My soup? Ploomik.
My Machine? Doomsday.
My Planet? Forbidden
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My wife asked me if I would refill her water glass just as I was putting down a fresh bowl of water for the dog. I told her, "Sorry, but I just gave the last of the water to the dog."

I then looked right at her and said, "You wanted a dog; not me."
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I liked how it wasn't all serious and many of the shorter vignettes were quite funny. I gave up on the sixth sense eps, however.
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Melania reviews are out
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Because 'Fuck ICE!' was already taken.
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I know that Christmas is finally over as that kiosk of scented pine cones is finally gone from the entrance of the discount grocery store.
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Yep!
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It's cold out! ๐Ÿฅถโ„๏ธ

Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I always have to point out that he gave respectability to TV Planet o' the Apes as Urko. So funny in a truly ironic way.
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I have one of those faucets in the kitchen that turns on handsfree, but this morning, it didn't seem to want to turn off completely. So, I opened the faucet handle and then closed it, and that turn it on and turn it off strategy worked!
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Enterprise application programming is 50% copy pasta and 50% change the names to protect the innocent.
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
#reddwarfcrossover
27:
In Holly's opening log entry to the episode, 'Stasis Leak', he mentions that the ship encountered a moon that looked like Felicity Kendal's bottom. He continues to say that they went back and circled that moon a few more times.
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM