USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days.
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Grumpy Candle Co
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days.
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Reposted by Alex Ziebart
I have an online store & recently stocked it with all my soap and some more bath and body products! All handmade by me.
And to celebrate my birthday, shipping is free on orders of $25 or more! Use code ANDEVERYTHING (because I turned 42 and that's the answer to the universe. 😉)
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And to celebrate my birthday, shipping is free on orders of $25 or more! Use code ANDEVERYTHING (because I turned 42 and that's the answer to the universe. 😉)
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December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I have an online store & recently stocked it with all my soap and some more bath and body products! All handmade by me.
And to celebrate my birthday, shipping is free on orders of $25 or more! Use code ANDEVERYTHING (because I turned 42 and that's the answer to the universe. 😉)
arcanabyastaria.com
And to celebrate my birthday, shipping is free on orders of $25 or more! Use code ANDEVERYTHING (because I turned 42 and that's the answer to the universe. 😉)
arcanabyastaria.com
Not to be lost among the holidays, remember that I also have a legally distinct post-apocalypse mood setting collection for something you might be doing each week from roughly next weekish until early February?
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse
Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...
grumpycandlecompany.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not to be lost among the holidays, remember that I also have a legally distinct post-apocalypse mood setting collection for something you might be doing each week from roughly next weekish until early February?
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Anyone ordering an odd number of candles will be getting a free sample of carpet freshener. Why only odd-numbered orders? Because my boxes fit even numbers of candles. A good reason, I know.
All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!
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grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Holiday
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anyone ordering an odd number of candles will be getting a free sample of carpet freshener. Why only odd-numbered orders? Because my boxes fit even numbers of candles. A good reason, I know.
Reposted by Alex Ziebart
All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Holiday
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Holiday
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Reposted by Alex Ziebart
Alternatively, for something very different, check out my limited collection of character-inspired Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Watch Party scents.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse
Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...
grumpycandlecompany.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Alternatively, for something very different, check out my limited collection of character-inspired Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Watch Party scents.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Reposted by Alex Ziebart
No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Holiday
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Holiday
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
By small batch I mean I’ve made like 5 of each of these tops. They are extremely temporary.
Please enjoy the extremely small-batch super-limited Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse collection. Make your watch party for nonspecific apocalypse media smell better than a nuclear winter.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse
Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...
grumpycandlecompany.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
By small batch I mean I’ve made like 5 of each of these tops. They are extremely temporary.
Please enjoy the extremely small-batch super-limited Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse collection. Make your watch party for nonspecific apocalypse media smell better than a nuclear winter.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse
Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...
grumpycandlecompany.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Please enjoy the extremely small-batch super-limited Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse collection. Make your watch party for nonspecific apocalypse media smell better than a nuclear winter.
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
This Windows 11 update adding text formatting to Notepad tells me they fundamentally misunderstood the assignment because Notepad not having any of that shit was the reason we used Notepad. Its barebones nature was its entire point.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This Windows 11 update adding text formatting to Notepad tells me they fundamentally misunderstood the assignment because Notepad not having any of that shit was the reason we used Notepad. Its barebones nature was its entire point.
All current orders have been shipped, if not already delivered. So if you haven’t ordered your fall/holiday candles yet, do it! Hot Cocoa is calling your name!
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
Holiday
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All current orders have been shipped, if not already delivered. So if you haven’t ordered your fall/holiday candles yet, do it! Hot Cocoa is calling your name!
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...
A real-life customer wants me to bring back my Monkey Farts candle from summer 2024 because it covered up weed smell in their apartment, lol?
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A real-life customer wants me to bring back my Monkey Farts candle from summer 2024 because it covered up weed smell in their apartment, lol?
Reposted by Alex Ziebart
I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa!
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
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Carpet Freshener
You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...
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October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa!
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa!
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
Carpet Freshener
You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...
grumpycandlecompany.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa!
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
New release by popular demand (of exactly one person, more or less)
Carpet freshener available in many smells.
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
Carpet freshener available in many smells.
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
Carpet Freshener
You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...
grumpycandlecompany.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New release by popular demand (of exactly one person, more or less)
Carpet freshener available in many smells.
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
Carpet freshener available in many smells.
grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...
Reposted by Alex Ziebart
I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items!
grumpycandlecompany.com
grumpycandlecompany.com
Grumpy Candle Co
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items!
grumpycandlecompany.com
grumpycandlecompany.com
I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items!
grumpycandlecompany.com
grumpycandlecompany.com
Grumpy Candle Co
Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.
grumpycandlecompany.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items!
grumpycandlecompany.com
grumpycandlecompany.com
Finally had the energy to print some labels and only after doing so did I realize I was supposed to use the taller labels
These short ones are for something else ~_~
These short ones are for something else ~_~
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Finally had the energy to print some labels and only after doing so did I realize I was supposed to use the taller labels
These short ones are for something else ~_~
These short ones are for something else ~_~
Are there any vtubers that are just tired old men
Can I do that one
Can I do that one
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Are there any vtubers that are just tired old men
Can I do that one
Can I do that one
I do believe I have Covid again because my sense of smell has completely disappeared. I uhhh will not be working on product development for my candles etc until it returns. Obviously.
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I do believe I have Covid again because my sense of smell has completely disappeared. I uhhh will not be working on product development for my candles etc until it returns. Obviously.
Why are Tyson chicken nuggets like that, man. That ain’t chicken. That’s a cleaning sponge. What a horrendous texture. Turning meat into whatever those are is an affront to god.
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Why are Tyson chicken nuggets like that, man. That ain’t chicken. That’s a cleaning sponge. What a horrendous texture. Turning meat into whatever those are is an affront to god.
I thought I used too much blue but I don’t think I used enough.
First pour used 4 drops and the hot wax looked BLACK so I backed off to only 2. But I think I should’ve gone harder? That first pour was also competing with vanillin content so idk. This was not a very scientific test.
First pour used 4 drops and the hot wax looked BLACK so I backed off to only 2. But I think I should’ve gone harder? That first pour was also competing with vanillin content so idk. This was not a very scientific test.
October 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I thought I used too much blue but I don’t think I used enough.
First pour used 4 drops and the hot wax looked BLACK so I backed off to only 2. But I think I should’ve gone harder? That first pour was also competing with vanillin content so idk. This was not a very scientific test.
First pour used 4 drops and the hot wax looked BLACK so I backed off to only 2. But I think I should’ve gone harder? That first pour was also competing with vanillin content so idk. This was not a very scientific test.