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Alex
@alexuponus.bsky.social
bake it until i make it
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i left work, we broke up
July 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
they came at me but i’m holding all the cards 😵‍💫
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
practising for when i get to cook for everyone 🫶
July 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i saw 20yo chef try scroll up on the recipe book 🫐
July 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the ear the windowpane to the starter activity👂
July 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
work too hard i became old 👴
June 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
no piping bags i had to use spoon method 🍐
June 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i’m up down right left mostly here for the ride
June 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
outing myself as a threadhead 🪡🧵
June 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
sending notes on some y’all’s character arc 🍿
June 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
practising sourdough baguettes 🧐
June 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
practicing smaller until cereal
June 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
too bad the ovens broke guess i’m frying it all 🤷
June 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
born to bake forced to be live on emails app 🤖
June 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i propose we reduce our office lady count to 0 ☝️
June 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
overheard one of the young chefs say he smoked marinara on his day off good kid 🍝
June 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
pappy didn’t raise no American’t 🧼
June 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
pen pal so we can flex stationery ✏️
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i scrolled too far back found their follow farm 🚜
June 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
sourdough granny flip flop in the proofer (not clickbait)
June 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
google will compile pictures of my baking fails and call it tasty treats
June 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
sometimes need to ask 4yo’s friends their parent’s name
June 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hard to learn the it depends
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
every blister is a kiss from an angel 😘🪽
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i’ve finished collecting equipment at home 🧍‍♂️ the trolley is the most basic piece, i bought it to load with trays of products i’ve been practicing for years in the most basic home kitchen. it makes me proud knowing i can do it without expensive equipment 😭
June 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM