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Alex, Besieged by Time
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Just doing my best to stay alive and hydrated.
📍Boston
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Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
–– this is so funny. ICE is so incompetent 😂

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
Man Accused in $100 Million Jewel Heist Is Deported, Thwarting Trial
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
–– watching the bruins and already clocked the two best (read: hottest) players
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 AM
–– a work colleague (with kids) asked me if i wanted kids and i said without missing a beat, “no i want to retire.” the look on her face, dear readers 😂
a little boy is being interviewed by a woman with a microphone that says ktla on it
ALT: a little boy is being interviewed by a woman with a microphone that says ktla on it
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
–– station eleven lives rent free in my brain maybe more than any other tv show I’ve ever watched.
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
–– every time I get a new alert I deeply hope that it’s because It happened.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
–– won my EDH boxing league match tonight with Niv Mizzet. Drew 10 cards off him! Not bad considering i was so far behind on lands the whole game 😅
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
–– is this greenland campaign just a smokescreen for the Epstein files?
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
–– when they discontinue chocolate hummus, and i am sure they will, my time on this planet will be over.
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
–– knight of the seven kingdoms seems deliberately intent to contravene expectations of the game of thrones franchise, but if you’ve read the book it’s pretty spot on so far.
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 AM
–– here’s what lido looked like in 2016
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
–– what i looked like in 2016? about 5 years younger than i do now.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
–– ok this obvious alien virus needs to pluribus the fuck out of humanity asap
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
–– once again very grateful for my life choices
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
–– see my problem is i’m always trying cut at the same time as i bulk
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
–– girlbossed too close to the sun today 😮‍💨
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
–– what’s the best gay club for dancing in New York?
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
–– what’s the best gay bar (low key drinks) in or near Hell’s Kitchen?
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
–– where’s the best coffee in or near Hell’s Kitchen?
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
–– after today, January 10, it is illegal to wish someone happy new year
January 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
–– I wish I could do only fishing runs in hades.
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
–– there’s this instagram famous tattoo artist with 1.5m followers who does cool art but can’t pull a clean line to save their life. it’s bad.
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
–– can zyrtec cause drowsin🥱🫩😴
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
–– the horrors persist but do i have to too?
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
–– this is a book you should skip.
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM