Alex Thee Scallion
@alextheescallion.bsky.social
Just doing my best to stay alive and hydrated.
📍Boston
📍Boston
–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥
–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?
–– doing my best and that’s enough! 😄
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
–– doing my best and that’s enough! 😄
–– bought katsu a stuffed pink pig and he named her deboarah 🐖
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
–– bought katsu a stuffed pink pig and he named her deboarah 🐖
–– me watching literally any film:
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
–– me watching literally any film:
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
–– there’s an app that tells you the best time during a movie to go pee
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
–– there’s an app that tells you the best time during a movie to go pee
–– hello darkness (diet coke with lime), my old friend
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
–– hello darkness (diet coke with lime), my old friend
–– been reading a book and waiting for something to happen, realizing halfway through it’s not that kind of book. Not about what happens, so much as interpersonal dynamics and exchanges. it’s refreshingly different in being so plotless.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
–– been reading a book and waiting for something to happen, realizing halfway through it’s not that kind of book. Not about what happens, so much as interpersonal dynamics and exchanges. it’s refreshingly different in being so plotless.
–– i’m “need to get my LASIK retouched” years old
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
–– i’m “need to get my LASIK retouched” years old
–– trying a new thing at work where I check my email three times a day and otherwise just work through my to do list. it’s a digital mailbox not an instant messenger. checking it every minute isn’t healthy for anyone and few things are really that urgent.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
–– trying a new thing at work where I check my email three times a day and otherwise just work through my to do list. it’s a digital mailbox not an instant messenger. checking it every minute isn’t healthy for anyone and few things are really that urgent.
–– I’m sure Schumer genuinely (mistakenly) thinks this is a good strategy but for the life of me I cannot fathom how.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
–– I’m sure Schumer genuinely (mistakenly) thinks this is a good strategy but for the life of me I cannot fathom how.
–– so if dems cave and vote to end the shutdown in exchange for nothing they will 1) have completely failed to exercise what little leverage they had and 2) effectively accepted blame for a completely unnecessary shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
–– so if dems cave and vote to end the shutdown in exchange for nothing they will 1) have completely failed to exercise what little leverage they had and 2) effectively accepted blame for a completely unnecessary shutdown.
–– YEAH IT IZ!
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
–– YEAH IT IZ!
–– snow? it’s 55 and sunny in ptown 💅
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
–– snow? it’s 55 and sunny in ptown 💅
–– once you own cashmere there’s no going back
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
–– once you own cashmere there’s no going back
–– i’m losing my mi-mi-mi-mind,
mi-mi-mi-ind
mi-mi-mind, mi-mi-mi-ind 😜
mi-mi-mi-ind
mi-mi-mind, mi-mi-mi-ind 😜
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
–– i’m losing my mi-mi-mi-mind,
mi-mi-mi-ind
mi-mi-mind, mi-mi-mi-ind 😜
mi-mi-mi-ind
mi-mi-mind, mi-mi-mi-ind 😜
–– my toxic trait is bookmarking instagram recipes that look tasty and never looking at them again
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
–– my toxic trait is bookmarking instagram recipes that look tasty and never looking at them again
–– honestly so excited to log off and take a nap later this afternoon.
–– slept 13 hours and could have slept more
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
–– honestly so excited to log off and take a nap later this afternoon.
–– fresh out of fucks to give!
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
–– fresh out of fucks to give!
–– slept 13 hours and could have slept more
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
–– slept 13 hours and could have slept more
–– i love my sweet boiz so much
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
–– i love my sweet boiz so much
–– how do i have eleven (11) meetings today? like what the actual fuck.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
–– how do i have eleven (11) meetings today? like what the actual fuck.
–– being gay is great 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
–– being gay is great 🫠
–– so wait for 3 hours in queue, then get to checkout and stare at this wheel … indefinitely? ok
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
–– so wait for 3 hours in queue, then get to checkout and stare at this wheel … indefinitely? ok