Mark the dog loves the snow.

Sometimes I click through a couple of replies on here and it's like Wayne Campbell opening that door where people are being trained like in James Bond movies except, unlike him, I've never wanted to do that.

Our tree went up today and so far the cat has only attempted to destroy it 947 times. We really need to get her a smash tree.

Sustained freeze today so tomorrow is a good day to make soup.

Google trends for "14th amendment" are just about as depressing as those for "tariff."

After a few days of consideration I'm pretty sure she lost by not catering specifically to my sensibilities.