Alex Pryor
@alexpryor.bsky.social
hot annoying Singer Songwriter. ATL. i make songs about capitalism, the journey of the soul, and cute boys/theys/whoever. “Too Fast” and “Cheap Rosé” out on streaming now!
He/They
check out my song: https://lnkfi.re/s7SwMfx1
He/They
check out my song: https://lnkfi.re/s7SwMfx1
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Alex Pryor
@alexpryor.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Alex Pryor - Too Fast
Listen to Too Fast by Alex Pryor.
lnkfi.re
everyone go listen to my new song pls lnkfi.re/s7SwMfx1
i kinda wanna be a streamer. i need to become white boy with motion
February 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
i kinda wanna be a streamer. i need to become white boy with motion
Reposted by Alex Pryor
When I have to spend 48 seconds unloading the machine that magically cleans everything
a person wearing a green hoodie is standing in a room .
Alt: a person wearing a green hoodie dispairs
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When I have to spend 48 seconds unloading the machine that magically cleans everything
Reposted by Alex Pryor
(after snorting the cocaine that makes u wanna stick stuff in ur butt) hey what if we ….. stuck stuff up our butts
February 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
(after snorting the cocaine that makes u wanna stick stuff in ur butt) hey what if we ….. stuck stuff up our butts
fuck the government why do we even have one if it’s not gonna give us healthcare
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
fuck the government why do we even have one if it’s not gonna give us healthcare
they should play video game music at the club
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
they should play video game music at the club
ppl make fun of the way i move but girlie i literally have a spacial processing disability!
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
ppl make fun of the way i move but girlie i literally have a spacial processing disability!
Reposted by Alex Pryor
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
i have to go to my stupid job i hate
a cartoon of a man sitting in an auditorium with a projector behind him
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting in an auditorium with a projector behind him
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
i have to go to my stupid job i hate
i wanna play w his penis so bad skdkdjekksjsj
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i wanna play w his penis so bad skdkdjekksjsj
Reposted by Alex Pryor
the plan is to escape the khia asylum
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
the plan is to escape the khia asylum
yall better make me famous bc i just fumbled a job 😭😭
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
yall better make me famous bc i just fumbled a job 😭😭
the pain… the yearning.
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
the pain… the yearning.
i’m not ugly i’m just poor
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i’m not ugly i’m just poor
surviving the horrors of
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
surviving the horrors of
he’s so fine wtf
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
he’s so fine wtf
this hangover got me on my ass at 4 PM
January 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
this hangover got me on my ass at 4 PM
i think it’s time to make an alt lol
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
i think it’s time to make an alt lol
horny and mentally unwell are NOT mutually exclusive
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
horny and mentally unwell are NOT mutually exclusive