Alex Pryor
@alexpryor.bsky.social
hot annoying Singer Songwriter. ATL. i make songs about capitalism, the journey of the soul, and cute boys/theys/whoever. “Too Fast” and “Cheap Rosé” out on streaming now!
He/They
check out my song: https://lnkfi.re/s7SwMfx1
He/They
check out my song: https://lnkfi.re/s7SwMfx1
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Alex Pryor
@alexpryor.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Alex Pryor - Too Fast
Listen to Too Fast by Alex Pryor.
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everyone go listen to my new song pls lnkfi.re/s7SwMfx1
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When you think about it, this game is really just about fixing Hyrule's gaping hole.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When you think about it, this game is really just about fixing Hyrule's gaping hole.
i wanna be skinny again
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i wanna be skinny again
throwback thursday
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
throwback thursday
if u use ur oven as storage ur a dumbass lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
if u use ur oven as storage ur a dumbass lol
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you mean there’s a trillionaire and i can’t afford healthcare
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
you mean there’s a trillionaire and i can’t afford healthcare
trump undoing the one good thing he did…. bro just stop
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
trump undoing the one good thing he did…. bro just stop
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Reparations, return of tribal lands, a $1Million maximum wage, *any* income of any kind over that is taxed at 100%, and with that everything is funded: health care, housing, food, clean water, utilities, infrastructure.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reparations, return of tribal lands, a $1Million maximum wage, *any* income of any kind over that is taxed at 100%, and with that everything is funded: health care, housing, food, clean water, utilities, infrastructure.
bitches when i don’t want to do cocaine: 🤯🤔
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
bitches when i don’t want to do cocaine: 🤯🤔
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
loooove shrooms but haaaate acid tbh
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
loooove shrooms but haaaate acid tbh
that thing mariah carey does with her hands and arms when she sings is honestly one of the things we love about her. each note is worth a movement.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
that thing mariah carey does with her hands and arms when she sings is honestly one of the things we love about her. each note is worth a movement.
gay boys are allowed to pine it’s not just a lesbian activity apparently
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
gay boys are allowed to pine it’s not just a lesbian activity apparently
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Credenza would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Credenza would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
i love my bf and my dog
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i love my bf and my dog
I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow
bruh this girl and her sugar daddy have been here for like and hour and a half and are eating so fucking slow and just talking and they’re the last bitches here AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME BRUH
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
bruh this girl and her sugar daddy have been here for like and hour and a half and are eating so fucking slow and just talking and they’re the last bitches here AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME BRUH
PSA for songwriters: adding the word “cigarette” to your lyrics does not automatically make them good lyrics
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
PSA for songwriters: adding the word “cigarette” to your lyrics does not automatically make them good lyrics
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Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
zohran won at the polls so i guess ill post pole
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
zohran won at the polls so i guess ill post pole
in 2026 we should bring back cloaks
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
in 2026 we should bring back cloaks