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September 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
New joint on.soundcloud.com/m7TqC6h8jtqx...
You know how I know we are living in a simulation? Every time I attempt to jaywalk I’m always stuck waiting for a few conveniently paced cars to pass.
July 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You know how I know we are living in a simulation? Every time I attempt to jaywalk I’m always stuck waiting for a few conveniently paced cars to pass.
@maxo.bsky.social can’t tell me these composers aren’t listening to maxo
May 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@maxo.bsky.social can’t tell me these composers aren’t listening to maxo
“I won’t get jet lagged”
*wakes at 2 am*
*wakes at 2 am*
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
“I won’t get jet lagged”
*wakes at 2 am*
*wakes at 2 am*
8 hours early to a 13 hour flight fml
May 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
8 hours early to a 13 hour flight fml
They got a straight up smoking room in this mall we are in. Do I go in there and ask for a bust down? I feel like that’s punishable by death here.
May 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
They got a straight up smoking room in this mall we are in. Do I go in there and ask for a bust down? I feel like that’s punishable by death here.
I wonder how 6 year old me would react if he knew in 34 years he’d be listening to Super Mario World music at a nightclub in Tokyo.
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I wonder how 6 year old me would react if he knew in 34 years he’d be listening to Super Mario World music at a nightclub in Tokyo.
Sonic 3 (no sound) + metal core + Xanax + NyQuil
April 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sonic 3 (no sound) + metal core + Xanax + NyQuil
This legendary Uber driver just blazed down the shoulder passed standstill traffic to get us to the airport on time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
April 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This legendary Uber driver just blazed down the shoulder passed standstill traffic to get us to the airport on time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I don’t know why my phone set the photo album cover for 2019 as crucified Ronald McDonald and a clip of my GTA Online drug warehouse for 2020.
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don’t know why my phone set the photo album cover for 2019 as crucified Ronald McDonald and a clip of my GTA Online drug warehouse for 2020.
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM