Alex
@alexmicati.bsky.social
Writer of wrongs. Deity on paper and spreader of chaos in real life. Fan of music and comedy. Friend of many and bacon in uncertain times. Found on beacons.ai/alexmicati and sometimes insufferable.
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Alex
@alexmicati.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Did you know that I wrote those? No? Well, many had no idea, either.
Seeking podcasts and/or blogs for book tours and promotion.
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Seeking podcasts and/or blogs for book tours and promotion.
Decided to offer French lessons. I can do 10 courses (for 10 people) on Saturdays.
DM me if interested.
DM me if interested.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Decided to offer French lessons. I can do 10 courses (for 10 people) on Saturdays.
DM me if interested.
DM me if interested.
I applied for a job in December. Checked a few minutes ago. Still in review.
Democracy might die in darkness, but bureaucracy is indestructible.
Democracy might die in darkness, but bureaucracy is indestructible.
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I applied for a job in December. Checked a few minutes ago. Still in review.
Democracy might die in darkness, but bureaucracy is indestructible.
Democracy might die in darkness, but bureaucracy is indestructible.
I see a lot of people either learning French or wanting to learn it. As luck would have it, I'm looking for another project, in addition to my day job. So, why don't I teach you?
(DM me for more!)
(DM me for more!)
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I see a lot of people either learning French or wanting to learn it. As luck would have it, I'm looking for another project, in addition to my day job. So, why don't I teach you?
(DM me for more!)
(DM me for more!)
Wrote this. It's a short read, but you get to travel. Wouldn't you like to travel?
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0G6RVXQJ5
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0G6RVXQJ5
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Wrote this. It's a short read, but you get to travel. Wouldn't you like to travel?
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0G6RVXQJ5
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0G6RVXQJ5
Reposted by Alex
The longest-running WH40k FF contest is in full swing. Submit your story themed "The Mind's Eye" by March 31 for a chance to be published in our anthology.
Keep your story to 1k words or less and respect the faction restrictions.
Details here: 40k.coldopenstories.com/fiction/writ...
#Warhammer40k
Keep your story to 1k words or less and respect the faction restrictions.
Details here: 40k.coldopenstories.com/fiction/writ...
#Warhammer40k
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The longest-running WH40k FF contest is in full swing. Submit your story themed "The Mind's Eye" by March 31 for a chance to be published in our anthology.
Keep your story to 1k words or less and respect the faction restrictions.
Details here: 40k.coldopenstories.com/fiction/writ...
#Warhammer40k
Keep your story to 1k words or less and respect the faction restrictions.
Details here: 40k.coldopenstories.com/fiction/writ...
#Warhammer40k
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Planning a cross-country bike ride, fuelled by poutine/beer. For some reason, when I googled it, the machine suggested that I do the most of my trek on the other side of the border. Yeah, nah.
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Planning a cross-country bike ride, fuelled by poutine/beer. For some reason, when I googled it, the machine suggested that I do the most of my trek on the other side of the border. Yeah, nah.
I typed one of my favourite lines, today. Won't share it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I typed one of my favourite lines, today. Won't share it.
I have written 1,605 words today.
(I included the ones in the previous sentence, @themerryuniverse.bsky.social) :)
(I included the ones in the previous sentence, @themerryuniverse.bsky.social) :)
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I have written 1,605 words today.
(I included the ones in the previous sentence, @themerryuniverse.bsky.social) :)
(I included the ones in the previous sentence, @themerryuniverse.bsky.social) :)
My neighbours saw a post I wrote online.
Here's how it went.
Neighbours: "When is your two date?"
Me: My what?
N: Your two date.
Me: What's a two date?
N: The day the missus gives birth.
(silence)
M: Ohhhh! The due date!
(homophone wordplay based on the Italian word for two: due)
Here's how it went.
Neighbours: "When is your two date?"
Me: My what?
N: Your two date.
Me: What's a two date?
N: The day the missus gives birth.
(silence)
M: Ohhhh! The due date!
(homophone wordplay based on the Italian word for two: due)
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
My neighbours saw a post I wrote online.
Here's how it went.
Neighbours: "When is your two date?"
Me: My what?
N: Your two date.
Me: What's a two date?
N: The day the missus gives birth.
(silence)
M: Ohhhh! The due date!
(homophone wordplay based on the Italian word for two: due)
Here's how it went.
Neighbours: "When is your two date?"
Me: My what?
N: Your two date.
Me: What's a two date?
N: The day the missus gives birth.
(silence)
M: Ohhhh! The due date!
(homophone wordplay based on the Italian word for two: due)
Just typed 701 words.
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Just typed 701 words.
Reposted by Alex
Man slashed in face by anti-gay attacker on NYC subway, police say. Suspect still at large.
Pls help find this POS mfing bigot! #NYC #help #UnionSquare #23rd #6Train
pix11.com/news/man-sla...
Pls help find this POS mfing bigot! #NYC #help #UnionSquare #23rd #6Train
pix11.com/news/man-sla...
pix11.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Man slashed in face by anti-gay attacker on NYC subway, police say. Suspect still at large.
Pls help find this POS mfing bigot! #NYC #help #UnionSquare #23rd #6Train
pix11.com/news/man-sla...
Pls help find this POS mfing bigot! #NYC #help #UnionSquare #23rd #6Train
pix11.com/news/man-sla...
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0G6RVXQJ5
Published my 4th novel shortly before Christmas. Sales are going. I think they'd be better if I wrote romance or fantasy.
Published my 4th novel shortly before Christmas. Sales are going. I think they'd be better if I wrote romance or fantasy.
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 AM
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0G6RVXQJ5
Published my 4th novel shortly before Christmas. Sales are going. I think they'd be better if I wrote romance or fantasy.
Published my 4th novel shortly before Christmas. Sales are going. I think they'd be better if I wrote romance or fantasy.
Why do western Canadian conservatives always have a hat on? To keep the hole in their brain from evacuating hot air.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why do western Canadian conservatives always have a hat on? To keep the hole in their brain from evacuating hot air.
Reposted by Alex
If you want to truly celebrate Valentine’s Day, buy her one of my “hello ladies” paintings. They are sure to spark joy, and whatnot.
itsjessandart.etsy.com/listing/4377...
itsjessandart.etsy.com/listing/4377...
itsjessandart.etsy.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
If you want to truly celebrate Valentine’s Day, buy her one of my “hello ladies” paintings. They are sure to spark joy, and whatnot.
itsjessandart.etsy.com/listing/4377...
itsjessandart.etsy.com/listing/4377...
Boomers: a few wars/recessions.
Next generations: wars/recessions/pandemics/racism/fascism/bigotry/economic hurdles.
Is the "best generation" aiming to be the "last generation"?
If so, do we have to buy a place on the Moon?
Next generations: wars/recessions/pandemics/racism/fascism/bigotry/economic hurdles.
Is the "best generation" aiming to be the "last generation"?
If so, do we have to buy a place on the Moon?
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Boomers: a few wars/recessions.
Next generations: wars/recessions/pandemics/racism/fascism/bigotry/economic hurdles.
Is the "best generation" aiming to be the "last generation"?
If so, do we have to buy a place on the Moon?
Next generations: wars/recessions/pandemics/racism/fascism/bigotry/economic hurdles.
Is the "best generation" aiming to be the "last generation"?
If so, do we have to buy a place on the Moon?
Would it be antisemite of me to say that we're in an era of oy-ligarchy?
It wouldn't, because the oys aren't Semites.
It wouldn't, because the oys aren't Semites.
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Would it be antisemite of me to say that we're in an era of oy-ligarchy?
It wouldn't, because the oys aren't Semites.
It wouldn't, because the oys aren't Semites.
Haven't booked anything yet, but I can't want for the day I get to share two pints with the Lancastrian ambassador: one @sproutcan.bsky.social.
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Haven't booked anything yet, but I can't want for the day I get to share two pints with the Lancastrian ambassador: one @sproutcan.bsky.social.
Shoving a baguette in one's anus isn't soothing.
It is after all, a pain in the ass.
(bilingual wordplay fully intended)
It is after all, a pain in the ass.
(bilingual wordplay fully intended)
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Shoving a baguette in one's anus isn't soothing.
It is after all, a pain in the ass.
(bilingual wordplay fully intended)
It is after all, a pain in the ass.
(bilingual wordplay fully intended)
Seeing the madness in the world makes this pessimist person whom I want to give up believing in the brotherhood of humanity. It's one of life's numerous fallacies, like humane accountants, livable incomes and non-toxic workplaces. Time to put the guillotine on the steps of Congress.
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Seeing the madness in the world makes this pessimist person whom I want to give up believing in the brotherhood of humanity. It's one of life's numerous fallacies, like humane accountants, livable incomes and non-toxic workplaces. Time to put the guillotine on the steps of Congress.
It was -29C out there. Went out, twice. Once, I had to do the groceries.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It was -29C out there. Went out, twice. Once, I had to do the groceries.
-25C out there. That's it. That's the post.
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 PM
-25C out there. That's it. That's the post.
Reposted by Alex
