it's very funny to be depressed in a cozy blanket in a warm house with a lovely wife and nice food
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
it's very funny to be depressed in a cozy blanket in a warm house with a lovely wife and nice food
I hate when an old person calls themselves an "old fart". Don't call yourelf a fart, man.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I hate when an old person calls themselves an "old fart". Don't call yourelf a fart, man.
one of these days i'm going to leave the house with my fly already done up
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
one of these days i'm going to leave the house with my fly already done up
Every time someone in Parlaiment addresses "Mr. Speaker" I pretend the owner of an 80s stereo store is now presiding over the House Of Commons
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Every time someone in Parlaiment addresses "Mr. Speaker" I pretend the owner of an 80s stereo store is now presiding over the House Of Commons
baseball is a good career if you want to spit at work
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
baseball is a good career if you want to spit at work
acab includes god
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
acab includes god
Life is short! Just pretend it isn't happening and it'll be done in no time! 💕
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Life is short! Just pretend it isn't happening and it'll be done in no time! 💕
I got a new app a week ago and I want to use it but I can't bring myself to come up with another password ever again
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I got a new app a week ago and I want to use it but I can't bring myself to come up with another password ever again
six seven you princes of maine, you kings of new england
October 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
six seven you princes of maine, you kings of new england
i feel like the male lonliness epidemic is somehow connected to the male shittiness epidemic
October 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i feel like the male lonliness epidemic is somehow connected to the male shittiness epidemic
mmm nobel peach pies
October 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
mmm nobel peach pies
"Wile E. Coyote" is actually a pun on "wily coyote" Not a lot of people know that.
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Wile E. Coyote" is actually a pun on "wily coyote" Not a lot of people know that.
i'm actually not surprised that a bunch of misogynists are performing in saudi arabia
September 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i'm actually not surprised that a bunch of misogynists are performing in saudi arabia
Was it a business association? A lobby group? A labour union? A reguatory branch of government? What exactly did the Lollipop Guild do?
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Was it a business association? A lobby group? A labour union? A reguatory branch of government? What exactly did the Lollipop Guild do?
if elected i promise the floor WILL be lava
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
if elected i promise the floor WILL be lava
exciting news: it seems i'm almost finished setting up my pc
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
exciting news: it seems i'm almost finished setting up my pc
Jimmy's a bitch for returning
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jimmy's a bitch for returning
I think I finally no longer like comedy or comedians.
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think I finally no longer like comedy or comedians.
I believe the world is flat in certain areas.
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I believe the world is flat in certain areas.
long ago, there was a little girl who loved gersbermps, and her name was ermagerd
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
long ago, there was a little girl who loved gersbermps, and her name was ermagerd
Sleep well on your estate tonight @shamas.bsky.social
The help have been duly reprimanded for their transgressions
The help have been duly reprimanded for their transgressions
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sleep well on your estate tonight @shamas.bsky.social
The help have been duly reprimanded for their transgressions
The help have been duly reprimanded for their transgressions
Decided to live by the sword. Fingers crossed!!!
September 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Decided to live by the sword. Fingers crossed!!!
ACAB includes these two
September 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ACAB includes these two
i had a dream where i started using the word "merk" a lot
September 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i had a dream where i started using the word "merk" a lot
*car crash*
surgeon: i can't operate on my son
nurse: wait why not? operate on your son! holy shit
surgeon: i can't operate on my son
nurse: wait why not? operate on your son! holy shit
September 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
*car crash*
surgeon: i can't operate on my son
nurse: wait why not? operate on your son! holy shit
surgeon: i can't operate on my son
nurse: wait why not? operate on your son! holy shit