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Alex Jaffe
@alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social
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Minnesota based stand up comedian, fan of pro wrestling and obsessed with cats.
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Good night sweet prince . . . of darkness. Rest In Power Ozzy.
#FirstShiftLife
#ozzyosbourne
July 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Diddy's favorite hockey team is The Oilers.
#NHL
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I swear, Scott Cramer wrote an absolute banger with this one.
youtu.be/iimoFSZWkiw?...
A Dame like this
YouTube video by Hunter Raspy
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June 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Unrelated, how am I still paying for dairy that I consumed 8 hours ago?
#LactoseIntolerance
#Fail
June 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Instead of saying "I'm cumming!" say "Ohana means family!".
#LookingForLove
#Dating
#Disney
May 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Them: We listen and we don't judge . . .
Me: Someone's about to confess to a crime.
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Dating apps: I wonder if these nachos are looking for commitment?
#Dating
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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WWMMD?
Prolly cocaine
May 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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It's been raining damn near non stop for a couple of days. Did I black out and move to Seattle?
May 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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The Macho Man is the patron saint of processed meat snacks.
#Wrestling
#WWE
May 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Dating a voice actor must be nuts. Can you imagine having sex, then having them do Winnie the Pooh halfway through?
May 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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"Clown in a Cornfield" could of been a movie about a #Juggalo lost in #Iowa .
#ClownInACornfield
May 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Hey kids, let's explore some classic internet. This one is safe for all ages, just not all vehicles.
11foot8.com
11 FOOT 8 – The Canopener Bridge
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May 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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What's the best frolicking meadow in the twin cities?
#Minnesota
May 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Oh and another thing. If anyone individual is "no contact" with someone, never take it upon yourself to call the person on the other person's behalf or let yourself be talked into it.
#FirstShiftLife
May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Remember, if you give an abuser their victim's contact info, you are a trash human.
#FirstShiftLife
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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About a month or two ago, I found out I'm lactose intolerant. Here's to hoping I don't find out I have a nut allergy.
#FirstShiftLife #Allergies
May 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Seasonal allergies have me sounding like Brenda, after her 5th Pall Mall of the day.
#FirstShiftLife
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Q: What's a glutton's favorite dog breed?
A: Chow Chow
#Joke
#Funny
May 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Rest In Power Sabu!!!
#Wrestling #RIP #FirstShiftLife
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Pro Wrestling Legend Sabu Dies At Age 60
The pro wrestling world has lost another legend. Terry Brunk, known to wrestling fans around the world as Sabu, has passed away. A former ECW World
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May 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Check it out, today's date 5x5=25.
#FirstShiftLife
May 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Comedy at The Camp Bar let's go!!!!!
May 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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The stick figure families on the back of vehicles are check lists for serial killers.
#FirstShiftLife
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Walks into the bar like "Hey, I got pills, want to party?"
#FirstShiftLife
May 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Yesterday, a legend returned to F1RST Wrestling. Welcome back Rob Page. Also . . . "FU Rob!"
#Wrestling
#F1RSTWrestling
#FirstShiftLife
May 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM