If you like Amazon, we finish the job for them. If you like UPS or FedEx, we’re just as fast AND more affordable. If you live just past the suburbs, we WILL make it to your house.

While I don’t really have a dog in the NFC Championship game, I’d love to see Bobby Wagner and Dan Quinn go back to the Super Bowl.

Overheard at Diamond Know brewpub just now: “New Year’s resolutions don’t necessarily have to be productive—there’s always revenge.”