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alexhaobao.bsky.social
Alex Hao
@alexhaobao.bsky.social
too mess to be stressed
we are so back
November 14, 2024 at 7:29 AM
big learning from going to a tech conference last week:

many (most) tech people do NOT look like their twitter profile pics hunny
July 1, 2023 at 4:25 AM
i’m back
July 1, 2023 at 4:24 AM
if you message me something personal in slack, that’s flirting. sorry i don’t make the rules
June 2, 2023 at 3:01 AM
omw to london! this time aiming to not get tonsillitis from ******* **** in a port-a-potty. lofty goals i know
May 26, 2023 at 2:15 AM
li’l shoot to celebrate rachel mastering science
May 18, 2023 at 3:23 AM
dr roberta bobby is here, now we’re cooking w gas @drsweety303.bsky.social
May 17, 2023 at 11:13 PM
how to travel back to a time in my life when “saas” and “ping” were just sounds with no understandable meaning
May 16, 2023 at 1:09 AM
okay this game is amazing #tearsofthekingdom
May 13, 2023 at 6:53 AM
queen has arrived!!!
I have arrived
May 11, 2023 at 3:38 AM
are we skeeting photos? here’s some from an old shoot 🩸
May 11, 2023 at 3:35 AM
life has been so much better since i decided to stick it to capitalism and stopped paying for lip balm
May 9, 2023 at 8:42 PM
my favorite type of man is kikkoman
May 6, 2023 at 7:02 PM
just had subway multigrain bread for the first time… it’s a no from me dawg
May 5, 2023 at 6:18 PM
unable to focus on anything except for tears of the kingdom leaks
May 3, 2023 at 6:00 PM
my strengthsfinder test just told me i have a fat ass?
May 3, 2023 at 1:00 AM
first things first i’m the realest
May 2, 2023 at 11:16 PM