Alex Grossman
@alexgrossman.bsky.social
Filmmaker from Flint living in Los Angeles
Charlie Kirk is the first  school shooting Republicans have ever cared about. 
September 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Charlie Kirk is the first  school shooting Republicans have ever cared about. 
Trump could shit in MAGA’s mouths and they’d just thank him and say their fecal levels were dangerously low.
July 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trump could shit in MAGA’s mouths and they’d just thank him and say their fecal levels were dangerously low.
Israel is the most racially and ethnically diverse country in the Middle East. So when you say you hate Israel, do you mean the millions of Muslims, Christians, and Druze that live there… or just the Jews?
June 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Israel is the most racially and ethnically diverse country in the Middle East. So when you say you hate Israel, do you mean the millions of Muslims, Christians, and Druze that live there… or just the Jews?
If the rape and mutilation of children and babies is what you think It takes to be heard, then you don’t need to be heard.
May 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If the rape and mutilation of children and babies is what you think It takes to be heard, then you don’t need to be heard.
I don’t care if Biden had cancer, dementia, and fecalphelia, the country was still in way better shape than it is today.
May 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I don’t care if Biden had cancer, dementia, and fecalphelia, the country was still in way better shape than it is today.
Buy American, but bribe Qatarian.
May 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Buy American, but bribe Qatarian.
MAGA’s “love” for Jews and Israel isn’t love—it’s leverage.
They don’t embrace Jews for who we are. They embrace us when we’re useful—when we back their politics, fulfill their prophecies, or symbolize “Western values.”
The rest of the time? We’re elites. We’re Soros. We’re the problem.
They don’t embrace Jews for who we are. They embrace us when we’re useful—when we back their politics, fulfill their prophecies, or symbolize “Western values.”
The rest of the time? We’re elites. We’re Soros. We’re the problem.
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
MAGA’s “love” for Jews and Israel isn’t love—it’s leverage.
They don’t embrace Jews for who we are. They embrace us when we’re useful—when we back their politics, fulfill their prophecies, or symbolize “Western values.”
The rest of the time? We’re elites. We’re Soros. We’re the problem.
They don’t embrace Jews for who we are. They embrace us when we’re useful—when we back their politics, fulfill their prophecies, or symbolize “Western values.”
The rest of the time? We’re elites. We’re Soros. We’re the problem.
Liberal and woke are objectively very good words.
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Liberal and woke are objectively very good words.
Black smoke means no pope. White smoke means new pope. Orange grease fryer smoke means it’s Trump.
May 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Black smoke means no pope. White smoke means new pope. Orange grease fryer smoke means it’s Trump.
In 100 days MAGA went from eggs will be cheaper to your kids don’t need toys.
May 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In 100 days MAGA went from eggs will be cheaper to your kids don’t need toys.
What Hitler did to the toothbrush mustache, Trump did to the color red.
May 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What Hitler did to the toothbrush mustache, Trump did to the color red.
This 2025 Pope draft is gonna be lit.
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This 2025 Pope draft is gonna be lit.
If only economies grew back as quickly as ears.
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If only economies grew back as quickly as ears.
Maybe I’m in the minority, but I prefer co-ed bathrooms to losing my life savings.
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maybe I’m in the minority, but I prefer co-ed bathrooms to losing my life savings.
“If car crashes are inevitable, why not just get in one today?” — MAGA proverb from the Trump Dynasty
April 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“If car crashes are inevitable, why not just get in one today?” — MAGA proverb from the Trump Dynasty
We’re in this whole mess because the far right thinks brown people are the problem and the far left thinks Jewish people are the problem.
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We’re in this whole mess because the far right thinks brown people are the problem and the far left thinks Jewish people are the problem.
It’s wild to me that there’s a large percentage of Americans who are gleeful about the economic collapse of our country just because it pleases dear leader.
April 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s wild to me that there’s a large percentage of Americans who are gleeful about the economic collapse of our country just because it pleases dear leader.
I don’t want Canada, Greenland, or Panama. I want social security, healthcare, and equal rights for all.
March 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don’t want Canada, Greenland, or Panama. I want social security, healthcare, and equal rights for all.
KFC‘s fried chicken recipe is more heavily guarded than America’s security.
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
KFC‘s fried chicken recipe is more heavily guarded than America’s security.
The stock market plunge isn’t a typicalal correction. It’s a global reaction to Trump’s stupidity. The rest of the sane world no longer trusts us as a business partner.
March 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The stock market plunge isn’t a typicalal correction. It’s a global reaction to Trump’s stupidity. The rest of the sane world no longer trusts us as a business partner.
Can Billionaires exist without poverty? Perhaps. But it's kind of like a casino where everyone wins. Possible in theory, but the house really doesn’t like that business model.
March 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Can Billionaires exist without poverty? Perhaps. But it's kind of like a casino where everyone wins. Possible in theory, but the house really doesn’t like that business model.
PUTIN: Can you crash your economy in less than a year?
TRUMP: Comrade, please, I don’t even need three months.
TRUMP: Comrade, please, I don’t even need three months.
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
PUTIN: Can you crash your economy in less than a year?
TRUMP: Comrade, please, I don’t even need three months.
TRUMP: Comrade, please, I don’t even need three months.
If you understand why Russia is at fault for attacking Ukraine, but don’t understand why Gaza is at fault for attacking Israel, you definitely have a logic problem and might have an anti-Semitic one too.
March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you understand why Russia is at fault for attacking Ukraine, but don’t understand why Gaza is at fault for attacking Israel, you definitely have a logic problem and might have an anti-Semitic one too.
MAGA, for fuck’s sake, crack a history book. Russia is not our friend. They have been dedicated to the dismantling of the United States for decades.
February 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
MAGA, for fuck’s sake, crack a history book. Russia is not our friend. They have been dedicated to the dismantling of the United States for decades.