Alexander Warn
@alexanderwarn.bsky.social
Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.
When you have a parent who has been housebound for the best part of a decade, now being able to get them outside for even the most mundane things is a victory.
Also them being able to actually feel a breeze outdoors, the sun, even rain drops. That stuff really does matter.
Also them being able to actually feel a breeze outdoors, the sun, even rain drops. That stuff really does matter.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When you have a parent who has been housebound for the best part of a decade, now being able to get them outside for even the most mundane things is a victory.
Also them being able to actually feel a breeze outdoors, the sun, even rain drops. That stuff really does matter.
Also them being able to actually feel a breeze outdoors, the sun, even rain drops. That stuff really does matter.
Derek Adams must be one of the most 'boomerangy' people in football.
Player:
Aberdeen x2
Ross County x2
Manager (with DoF):
Ross County x3
Morecambe x3
Argyle x2
Also the closest club to us he has worked for is... Bradford. Man must love his car or a train. #pafc
Player:
Aberdeen x2
Ross County x2
Manager (with DoF):
Ross County x3
Morecambe x3
Argyle x2
Also the closest club to us he has worked for is... Bradford. Man must love his car or a train. #pafc
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Derek Adams must be one of the most 'boomerangy' people in football.
Player:
Aberdeen x2
Ross County x2
Manager (with DoF):
Ross County x3
Morecambe x3
Argyle x2
Also the closest club to us he has worked for is... Bradford. Man must love his car or a train. #pafc
Player:
Aberdeen x2
Ross County x2
Manager (with DoF):
Ross County x3
Morecambe x3
Argyle x2
Also the closest club to us he has worked for is... Bradford. Man must love his car or a train. #pafc
It's incredibly easy for wealthy actors like McConaughey and Caine to sell out like this. Caine won't be around to see it screw fellow actors, and Matthew will potentially profit from it.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine sign voice deal with AI company
The voices of the Oscar-winning actors can now be used to create AI-generated versions in a new deal with ElevenLabs
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's incredibly easy for wealthy actors like McConaughey and Caine to sell out like this. Caine won't be around to see it screw fellow actors, and Matthew will potentially profit from it.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
Pulling the ladder up, burning the remaining ones and whizzing on us. I don't say this lightly - you're scabs.
"It will be great to be able to draw upon his considerable experience for the challenge ahead."
I'm cheeky as that quote's not from Clev but from Carl Fletcher when John Deehan was appointed.
We know they have to say this, even if it's sprung on them or a figure they may feel threatened by. #pafc
I'm cheeky as that quote's not from Clev but from Carl Fletcher when John Deehan was appointed.
We know they have to say this, even if it's sprung on them or a figure they may feel threatened by. #pafc
Under-pressure Tom Cleverley knows some people will see Derek Adams as a ready made successor for him at Argyle but he has welcomed the appointment of the former promotion-winning Pilgrims' boss as the club's new director of football. #pafc
Tom Cleverley welcomes Derek Adams as Argyle director of football
Argyle's head coach gave his reaction to the appointment of Adams after the 1-0 Vertu Trophy defeat away to Bristol Rovers
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"It will be great to be able to draw upon his considerable experience for the challenge ahead."
I'm cheeky as that quote's not from Clev but from Carl Fletcher when John Deehan was appointed.
We know they have to say this, even if it's sprung on them or a figure they may feel threatened by. #pafc
I'm cheeky as that quote's not from Clev but from Carl Fletcher when John Deehan was appointed.
We know they have to say this, even if it's sprung on them or a figure they may feel threatened by. #pafc
Data Walk With Me?
If we were Twin Peaks, we're currently at its worst, pantomimic period of late series two with the dumb ass Windom Earle, Pine Weasel and beauty show plots.
We're nowhere near Lynch's return, but man we actually need the Black Lodge and doppelgangers badly. #pafc
If we were Twin Peaks, we're currently at its worst, pantomimic period of late series two with the dumb ass Windom Earle, Pine Weasel and beauty show plots.
We're nowhere near Lynch's return, but man we actually need the Black Lodge and doppelgangers badly. #pafc
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Data Walk With Me?
If we were Twin Peaks, we're currently at its worst, pantomimic period of late series two with the dumb ass Windom Earle, Pine Weasel and beauty show plots.
We're nowhere near Lynch's return, but man we actually need the Black Lodge and doppelgangers badly. #pafc
If we were Twin Peaks, we're currently at its worst, pantomimic period of late series two with the dumb ass Windom Earle, Pine Weasel and beauty show plots.
We're nowhere near Lynch's return, but man we actually need the Black Lodge and doppelgangers badly. #pafc
A fitting goal.
If football really did do justice the game would have ended -5 all.
Nothing to take from that apart from further confirmation that this side is currently performing at League Two level. Barely. #pafc
If football really did do justice the game would have ended -5 all.
Nothing to take from that apart from further confirmation that this side is currently performing at League Two level. Barely. #pafc
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A fitting goal.
If football really did do justice the game would have ended -5 all.
Nothing to take from that apart from further confirmation that this side is currently performing at League Two level. Barely. #pafc
If football really did do justice the game would have ended -5 all.
Nothing to take from that apart from further confirmation that this side is currently performing at League Two level. Barely. #pafc
I've seen less painful experimental fringe theatre pieces. Unless this is work in progress for the next Edinburgh Fringe? It could be called - Phootbawl: A Deconstruction of the Beautiful Game. #pafc
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've seen less painful experimental fringe theatre pieces. Unless this is work in progress for the next Edinburgh Fringe? It could be called - Phootbawl: A Deconstruction of the Beautiful Game. #pafc
Into a very messy and potentially volatile situation we bring an antagonistic, volatile figure.
I'm bloody staggered. Him and Clev certainly don't match in terms of 'styles'. Makes no sense to me.
I can only really see it getting uglier. #pafc
www.pafc.co.uk/news/argyle-...
I'm bloody staggered. Him and Clev certainly don't match in terms of 'styles'. Makes no sense to me.
I can only really see it getting uglier. #pafc
www.pafc.co.uk/news/argyle-...
Argyle appoint Derek Adams as Director of Football | Plymouth Argyle
www.pafc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Into a very messy and potentially volatile situation we bring an antagonistic, volatile figure.
I'm bloody staggered. Him and Clev certainly don't match in terms of 'styles'. Makes no sense to me.
I can only really see it getting uglier. #pafc
www.pafc.co.uk/news/argyle-...
I'm bloody staggered. Him and Clev certainly don't match in terms of 'styles'. Makes no sense to me.
I can only really see it getting uglier. #pafc
www.pafc.co.uk/news/argyle-...
The penalty is overdue an overhaul. They should be harder to get, as we've evolved to a situation where there are players whose sole job seems to be "Hit 18 yard box, hit the deck!"
A free shot is a ludicrous outcome. Maybe more indirect fks from point of foul.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
A free shot is a ludicrous outcome. Maybe more indirect fks from point of foul.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Reinventing Football: Which laws should change? Handball? Offside? Penalties?
Imagine if you could make one change to football. We've asked players, pundits and referees what they would do.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The penalty is overdue an overhaul. They should be harder to get, as we've evolved to a situation where there are players whose sole job seems to be "Hit 18 yard box, hit the deck!"
A free shot is a ludicrous outcome. Maybe more indirect fks from point of foul.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
A free shot is a ludicrous outcome. Maybe more indirect fks from point of foul.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
The truly delightful aroma of a smoker's cough on the bus ride to work 🤢
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The truly delightful aroma of a smoker's cough on the bus ride to work 🤢
Maybe Clevs has done a George Costanza? Buried the players and recruitment, told them "I quit!" On Saturday night, but then first thing this morning he walked right back as if nothing has happened. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Tom Cleverley sets Argyle target date for Joe Ralls
The 32-year-old former Cardiff City captain and midfielder joined the Pilgrims as a free agent last week
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Maybe Clevs has done a George Costanza? Buried the players and recruitment, told them "I quit!" On Saturday night, but then first thing this morning he walked right back as if nothing has happened. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Win for the women in the league cup, now into the quarters.
1st half was self-inflicted 0-2. Wrong line-up & to stupid blind passes.
2nd, substitutions made, thunder bastard free kick equaliser and winning penalty was never a penalty. 3-2.
The ref would lose a race with diamonds forming. #pafc
1st half was self-inflicted 0-2. Wrong line-up & to stupid blind passes.
2nd, substitutions made, thunder bastard free kick equaliser and winning penalty was never a penalty. 3-2.
The ref would lose a race with diamonds forming. #pafc
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Win for the women in the league cup, now into the quarters.
1st half was self-inflicted 0-2. Wrong line-up & to stupid blind passes.
2nd, substitutions made, thunder bastard free kick equaliser and winning penalty was never a penalty. 3-2.
The ref would lose a race with diamonds forming. #pafc
1st half was self-inflicted 0-2. Wrong line-up & to stupid blind passes.
2nd, substitutions made, thunder bastard free kick equaliser and winning penalty was never a penalty. 3-2.
The ref would lose a race with diamonds forming. #pafc
Just occured to me, as I stood alone at the bus stop in the rain, from the other side of the road I must look like a manager awaiting the inevitable sack. My team's 4 down, the fans are singing "Sacked in the morning" and the coaching staff have taken seats at the back of the dugout.
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just occured to me, as I stood alone at the bus stop in the rain, from the other side of the road I must look like a manager awaiting the inevitable sack. My team's 4 down, the fans are singing "Sacked in the morning" and the coaching staff have taken seats at the back of the dugout.
The drummer at Tothill must have John Bonham's right foot on today. If he keeps it up with this rain, the levee is going to break.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The drummer at Tothill must have John Bonham's right foot on today. If he keeps it up with this rain, the levee is going to break.
Stick a fork in him, Cleverley is done. He has overseen 10 league defeats out of 15, can't even play for or fluke a draw. Continuing our "outthinking" crusade will mean this will be the cleverest descent into League Two ever recorded. Putting Joe Hatch into that was especially poor from him. #pafc
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stick a fork in him, Cleverley is done. He has overseen 10 league defeats out of 15, can't even play for or fluke a draw. Continuing our "outthinking" crusade will mean this will be the cleverest descent into League Two ever recorded. Putting Joe Hatch into that was especially poor from him. #pafc
I do wonder if Paul Dirac ever wrote an equation to sum up two appalling, aimless sides playing each other. Like the anti-matter of footballing competence - afl + afl x crp = sh(t)^10 #pafc
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I do wonder if Paul Dirac ever wrote an equation to sum up two appalling, aimless sides playing each other. Like the anti-matter of footballing competence - afl + afl x crp = sh(t)^10 #pafc
Let us celebrate the Argyle and Huddersfield connection with "They Barely Played for Both" #pafc
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Let us celebrate the Argyle and Huddersfield connection with "They Barely Played for Both" #pafc
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
John Barnes, Digger [Goals & Skills]
YouTube video by Barbosa Fútbol Videos
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November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ian Foster claims here that he hadn't applied for us and it was out of the blue.
Thing is, I can believe it.
Now he's not a head coach for a league team. Too steeped in the international youth football, styles are similar and he had a stong player pool #pafc
www.givemesport.com/exclusive-ia...
Thing is, I can believe it.
Now he's not a head coach for a league team. Too steeped in the international youth football, styles are similar and he had a stong player pool #pafc
www.givemesport.com/exclusive-ia...
Exclusive Ian Foster Interview: Next Job, Working With Steven Gerrard and Coaching Cole Palmer
Exclusive: Ian Foster speaks out on his next job, working with Steven Gerrard and coaching Cole Palmer
www.givemesport.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ian Foster claims here that he hadn't applied for us and it was out of the blue.
Thing is, I can believe it.
Now he's not a head coach for a league team. Too steeped in the international youth football, styles are similar and he had a stong player pool #pafc
www.givemesport.com/exclusive-ia...
Thing is, I can believe it.
Now he's not a head coach for a league team. Too steeped in the international youth football, styles are similar and he had a stong player pool #pafc
www.givemesport.com/exclusive-ia...
This shit is an Iannucci Veep episode directed by Chris Morris.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This shit is an Iannucci Veep episode directed by Chris Morris.
Can't help but feel it's not entirely necessary to have Gabby Logan babysit four ex-players through clichéd observations at the Liverpool game.
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can't help but feel it's not entirely necessary to have Gabby Logan babysit four ex-players through clichéd observations at the Liverpool game.
Like his statement, wordy and to quote Talking Heads "You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything."
"If everybody supports what's going on at the club, it just makes it a bit easier for those people to focus on the job and do well"
But I don't. And I won't if I think it's wrong. #pafc
"If everybody supports what's going on at the club, it just makes it a bit easier for those people to focus on the job and do well"
But I don't. And I won't if I think it's wrong. #pafc
Paul Berne has admitted Argyle are going through 'a challenging period' as he prepares to officially start his role as the club's new CEO in January but has called for stability after so many recent changes on and off the pitch. #pafc
New Argyle CEO calls for stability in testing times for club
In the first of a two-part PlymouthLive interview, Paul Berne has addressed the Pilgrims' poor start to the season
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Like his statement, wordy and to quote Talking Heads "You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything."
"If everybody supports what's going on at the club, it just makes it a bit easier for those people to focus on the job and do well"
But I don't. And I won't if I think it's wrong. #pafc
"If everybody supports what's going on at the club, it just makes it a bit easier for those people to focus on the job and do well"
But I don't. And I won't if I think it's wrong. #pafc