currently rewatching desperate housewives and I forgot how absolutely unhinged Bree is. iconic.

I've been shit at remembering to update bluesky, apologies. I am now on tour with grace petrie and today in chester I had a croissant with roast pork and stuffing inside it. what a concept.

just realised I have paired my Lucy and Yak trousers with a Lucy and Yak shirt.

And I'm wearing my customary merch-selling Lucy and Yak bumbag.

And came on the train with my Lucy and Yak backpack.

I'm a walking advert. Deeply embarrassing behaviour 😔

this is the first time I am going on tour a) with an artist I haven't known in a social context for years, and b) with an entire crew of people I haven't met. can't lie I am slightly nervous!!!

hi bluesky I have just received the worst haircut of my life and I am going on tour with kate nash tomorrow loool

been to see some Very Serious Theatre tonight: a jukebox musical based on the music of Steps, set in a supermarket. and sorry but I absolutely unironically loved it. exactly as camp and wonderful as I needed it to be.

Okay, I guess since I am trying to be here now, I will introduce myself with:
One book
One movie
One album
One TV show