Alex
@alewillan.bsky.social
“I can’t think of anything funny to go here right now” - me, November 2024
I’m going away for a few weeks and am struggling to pick what books to buy - if anyone has any recommendations I’d be interested in hearing them!
April 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m going away for a few weeks and am struggling to pick what books to buy - if anyone has any recommendations I’d be interested in hearing them!
It’s a niche point, but in Two Doors Down by Mystery Jets, it opens by saying “I think I'm in love, with the girl next door” but the chorus is “I think I'm in love with a girl who lives two doors down” - where does she really live boys? Next door, or two doors down?
April 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s a niche point, but in Two Doors Down by Mystery Jets, it opens by saying “I think I'm in love, with the girl next door” but the chorus is “I think I'm in love with a girl who lives two doors down” - where does she really live boys? Next door, or two doors down?
This is what an ancestor of humans hundreds of millions of years ago is believed to have looked like. Which is fun, because each and every one of us knows someone who looks like this
March 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is what an ancestor of humans hundreds of millions of years ago is believed to have looked like. Which is fun, because each and every one of us knows someone who looks like this
Finally started putting the pen to paper on an idea for a story I’ve had floating around in my head for about 3 years. If you don’t try, you’ll never know…
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Finally started putting the pen to paper on an idea for a story I’ve had floating around in my head for about 3 years. If you don’t try, you’ll never know…
5 beers in and you end up feeling sorry for a mechanical bull
January 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
5 beers in and you end up feeling sorry for a mechanical bull
Judas would be such a good name for a boy - it’s a shame that one guy ruined it for everyone else
January 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Judas would be such a good name for a boy - it’s a shame that one guy ruined it for everyone else
Time for some 2025 predictions (although the first one is very much something I want to happen rather than an unbiased prediction)
December 31, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Time for some 2025 predictions (although the first one is very much something I want to happen rather than an unbiased prediction)
I have to say, the new voice actor for Wallace (Ben Whitehead) did a cracking job
a cartoon character is clapping his hands in front of a wooden wall
ALT: a cartoon character is clapping his hands in front of a wooden wall
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December 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I have to say, the new voice actor for Wallace (Ben Whitehead) did a cracking job
I didn’t do too well on my 2024 predictions…
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I didn’t do too well on my 2024 predictions…
Today’s breakfast is two pieces of cheese on toast forming a sandwich with some golden, crispy hash browns inside. What a glorious morning
December 7, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Today’s breakfast is two pieces of cheese on toast forming a sandwich with some golden, crispy hash browns inside. What a glorious morning
I wish I liked Guinness because it genuinely does look so visually appealing, but it just tastes like a load of blood has been poured into a glass of cold coffee, with a couple of 2p coins sat in the bottom
November 29, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I wish I liked Guinness because it genuinely does look so visually appealing, but it just tastes like a load of blood has been poured into a glass of cold coffee, with a couple of 2p coins sat in the bottom
I genuinely enjoy seeing people’s Spotify Wrapped results (probably because I am nosy), but I also don’t think that my 2024 results will vary that much from the past 4 years…
November 27, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I genuinely enjoy seeing people’s Spotify Wrapped results (probably because I am nosy), but I also don’t think that my 2024 results will vary that much from the past 4 years…
Went to see Fatboy Slim last night (who was excellent btw) and I kept jokingly asking people if they were excited to see Fatman Scoop… and nobody found it anywhere near as funny as I did
November 23, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Went to see Fatboy Slim last night (who was excellent btw) and I kept jokingly asking people if they were excited to see Fatman Scoop… and nobody found it anywhere near as funny as I did
I’ve fallen over on the ice twice today, and can confirm that gravity still works as normal
November 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I’ve fallen over on the ice twice today, and can confirm that gravity still works as normal
I’m going to an event tonight where actors read out 4 stories by Edgar Allan Poe, and the venue is designed to look like a speakeasy, and we get a cocktail with each story. It might be the geekiest thing I’ve done in a while but I can’t wait
November 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I’m going to an event tonight where actors read out 4 stories by Edgar Allan Poe, and the venue is designed to look like a speakeasy, and we get a cocktail with each story. It might be the geekiest thing I’ve done in a while but I can’t wait
Me, accepting every single invitation for drinks out now that we are getting close to Christmas, regardless of how much time and money I actually have
November 19, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Me, accepting every single invitation for drinks out now that we are getting close to Christmas, regardless of how much time and money I actually have
I’m going to cook the absolute fuck out of some fajitas tonight
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I’m going to cook the absolute fuck out of some fajitas tonight
I don’t really like the rapid advancement of AI images and videos.
I’d prefer it if it was limited to creating clear and obvious nonsense like combining Freddie Mercury’s face with the FIFA World Cup trophy…
I’d prefer it if it was limited to creating clear and obvious nonsense like combining Freddie Mercury’s face with the FIFA World Cup trophy…
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I don’t really like the rapid advancement of AI images and videos.
I’d prefer it if it was limited to creating clear and obvious nonsense like combining Freddie Mercury’s face with the FIFA World Cup trophy…
I’d prefer it if it was limited to creating clear and obvious nonsense like combining Freddie Mercury’s face with the FIFA World Cup trophy…
I finally got my hands on one of Aldi’s ridiculous Christmas rats - tis the fuckin’ season
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I finally got my hands on one of Aldi’s ridiculous Christmas rats - tis the fuckin’ season
I OBVIOUSLY performed the last song at my mate’s wedding, screaming “I believe in a thing called love” down a mic and I can only assume that everyone loved it (because nobody cried)
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I OBVIOUSLY performed the last song at my mate’s wedding, screaming “I believe in a thing called love” down a mic and I can only assume that everyone loved it (because nobody cried)
It’s nearly 3am, I’m hammered, will probably follow the best accounts from Twitter and see where it goes…
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while standing in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while standing in an office .
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November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
It’s nearly 3am, I’m hammered, will probably follow the best accounts from Twitter and see where it goes…