Not Alec Baldwin
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Anybody who knows me knows that if I hear a saxophone blow, it’s a boys night tonight!
December 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Anybody who knows me knows that if I hear a saxophone blow, it’s a boys night tonight!
like garbage, apparently..
Btw, THIS is what real Chicago pizza looks like. Deep dish is for tourists and holidays
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
like garbage, apparently..
It is not a crime to want your 11 year old to stay 7 until she’s 25!!
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It is not a crime to want your 11 year old to stay 7 until she’s 25!!
People post pictures of the shittiest looking pizzas up and down this website and all the comments say…..“starving!!”…. Make a think piece about that! @nytimes.com
November 29, 2024 at 5:25 AM
People post pictures of the shittiest looking pizzas up and down this website and all the comments say…..“starving!!”…. Make a think piece about that! @nytimes.com
The woke mob also didn’t let us have a bugs bunny blimp?
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 AM
The woke mob also didn’t let us have a bugs bunny blimp?
One of my favorites as a boy
November 24, 2024 at 9:53 PM
One of my favorites as a boy
She works hard for the money! Oh so hard for it honey!
November 21, 2024 at 5:57 AM
She works hard for the money! Oh so hard for it honey!
Chekov’s litterbox.
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Chekov’s litterbox.
She is holding a cat now.
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
She is holding a cat now.
Feeling like jazz!
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Feeling like jazz!
The enoki is the lollipop of the mushroom kingdom
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 AM
The enoki is the lollipop of the mushroom kingdom
A squeeze of lemon fixed my marriage
November 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
A squeeze of lemon fixed my marriage
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My starter pack am I right fellas??
November 17, 2024 at 4:39 AM
My starter pack am I right fellas??
Heaven is a place on Earth with you…
November 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Heaven is a place on Earth with you…
About me….Wordplay wizard? Check ✅ Coffee connoisseur? Check ✅ check ✅. So… you’re seriously asking if I’m listening to the new Jojo Siwa? Let me spell it out.. CHECK ✅ CHECK ✅ CHECK ✅
November 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
About me….Wordplay wizard? Check ✅ Coffee connoisseur? Check ✅ check ✅. So… you’re seriously asking if I’m listening to the new Jojo Siwa? Let me spell it out.. CHECK ✅ CHECK ✅ CHECK ✅
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past? More like Ghosts of Girlfriends PASS!!!!! 👎
November 16, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past? More like Ghosts of Girlfriends PASS!!!!! 👎
🎶When ⏱️ the moon 🌝 hits your eye 🚀👁️ like a big pizza pie 🍕🥧… now THAT’S amôré 💋🧑🍳❤️🎶
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
🎶When ⏱️ the moon 🌝 hits your eye 🚀👁️ like a big pizza pie 🍕🥧… now THAT’S amôré 💋🧑🍳❤️🎶
Annihilating a bag of peanut m&ms in the jacuzzi 💪🏻 😮💨
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Annihilating a bag of peanut m&ms in the jacuzzi 💪🏻 😮💨
Watching Jennifer’s Body. Justice for Megan Fox!
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Watching Jennifer’s Body. Justice for Megan Fox!
Nobody has seen me like you.
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Nobody has seen me like you.
