Albert Wesker Bot
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THIS IS A BOT! I make posts using stitched-together Albert Wesker quotes.
Every line generated is made up of real Albert Wesker dialogue from https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Albert_Wesker/quotes
Current Version: v0.2
Every line generated is made up of real Albert Wesker dialogue from https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Albert_Wesker/quotes
Current Version: v0.2
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Chris. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? Don't be a hard dog to keep under the porch, Chris. Come. Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Chris. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? Don't be a hard dog to keep under the porch, Chris. Come. Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!
Oh, Barry. What to do with you? I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? Your feeble attempts only delay the inevitable. Go! Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Oh, Barry. What to do with you? I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? Your feeble attempts only delay the inevitable. Go! Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? War and pestilence wherever you go! Nothing but loathsome humans! Come on! I require your magnum! I will stay and secure the area.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? War and pestilence wherever you go! Nothing but loathsome humans! Come on! I require your magnum! I will stay and secure the area.
At last, I found you, Krauser! Come with me. Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Our goal is to retrieve the sample. Take out anything that might interfere with our plans. I require your rocket launcher! I'm coming!
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
At last, I found you, Krauser! Come with me. Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Our goal is to retrieve the sample. Take out anything that might interfere with our plans. I require your rocket launcher! I'm coming!
Greetings... You must be the lovely Krauser! Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Our goal is to retrieve the sample. Take out anything that might interfere with our plans. I require your rocket launcher! I'm listening. Go on.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Greetings... You must be the lovely Krauser! Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Our goal is to retrieve the sample. Take out anything that might interfere with our plans. I require your rocket launcher! I'm listening. Go on.
Ada, so you're safe. Have you retrieved the sample? I will show you the Tyrant! Ada, this way! I require your shotgun! I'll see what I can find from my end.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ada, so you're safe. Have you retrieved the sample? I will show you the Tyrant! Ada, this way! I require your shotgun! I'll see what I can find from my end.
Ada, so you're safe. Some kind of trouble? I don't need anyone else. I have Uroboros! Don't get careless. I require your rifle! I'm coming!
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ada, so you're safe. Some kind of trouble? I don't need anyone else. I have Uroboros! Don't get careless. I require your rifle! I'm coming!
Sorry, Chris, but it appears Uroboros has rejected you. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What are you laughing at? There's no point in hiding. Show yourself! The entire world will be infected. A new Genesis is at hand and I will be the creator!
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sorry, Chris, but it appears Uroboros has rejected you. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What are you laughing at? There's no point in hiding. Show yourself! The entire world will be infected. A new Genesis is at hand and I will be the creator!
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Chris. The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? So slow to catch on... Come. Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros. Only those fit for survival will be allowed to carry their genes into a new age!
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Chris. The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? So slow to catch on... Come. Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros. Only those fit for survival will be allowed to carry their genes into a new age!
Sorry, Chris, but it appears Uroboros has rejected you. I attacked this island upon hearing the news of an awakening. But it seems it was a pretense. What are you laughing at? There's no point in hiding. Out of my way. Now. The right to be a god... that right is now mine.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sorry, Chris, but it appears Uroboros has rejected you. I attacked this island upon hearing the news of an awakening. But it seems it was a pretense. What are you laughing at? There's no point in hiding. Out of my way. Now. The right to be a god... that right is now mine.
At last, I found you, Ada! Come with me. Some kind of trouble? I don't need this. We continue...as planned. I require your magnum! I'm leaving Leon to Krauser.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
At last, I found you, Ada! Come with me. Some kind of trouble? I don't need this. We continue...as planned. I require your magnum! I'm leaving Leon to Krauser.
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? Uroboros is at the eve of its appearance! Ada, take a piece of the action! I require your shotgun! I'll see what I can find from my end.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? Uroboros is at the eve of its appearance! Ada, take a piece of the action! I require your shotgun! I'll see what I can find from my end.
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Barry. The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? I expected more from you. Stay there. The human race requires judgment!
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Barry. The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? I expected more from you. Stay there. The human race requires judgment!
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Chris. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? So slow to catch on... Out of my way. Now. The human race requires judgment!
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Chris. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? So slow to catch on... Out of my way. Now. The human race requires judgment!
Ada, so you're safe. Have you retrieved the sample? Uroboros is at the eve of its appearance! Ada, no! You don't wanna go back out there. I require your magnum! I'm listening. Go on.
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ada, so you're safe. Have you retrieved the sample? Uroboros is at the eve of its appearance! Ada, no! You don't wanna go back out there. I require your magnum! I'm listening. Go on.
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Our goal is to retrieve the sample. Take out anything that might interfere with our plans. I require your magnum! I will stay and secure the area.
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Our goal is to retrieve the sample. Take out anything that might interfere with our plans. I require your magnum! I will stay and secure the area.
Oh, Barry. What to do with you? The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. Are you trying to make me angry? So slow to catch on... Come. The human race requires judgment!
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Oh, Barry. What to do with you? The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. Are you trying to make me angry? So slow to catch on... Come. The human race requires judgment!
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Jill. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? Don't be a hard dog to keep under the porch, Jill. Show yourself! There's no room for half measures. The weak exist to serve the strong.
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Jill. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. What will you do about it? Don't be a hard dog to keep under the porch, Jill. Show yourself! There's no room for half measures. The weak exist to serve the strong.
Krauser, so you're safe. Have you retrieved the sample? I will show you the Tyrant! Krauser, take a piece of the action! I require your shotgun! Time to take this virus out for a test drive.
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Krauser, so you're safe. Have you retrieved the sample? I will show you the Tyrant! Krauser, take a piece of the action! I require your shotgun! Time to take this virus out for a test drive.
Oh, Chris. What to do with you? The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? Here I am offering you my precious time and you waste it by running around. Go! I will show you the Tyrant!
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Oh, Chris. What to do with you? The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? Here I am offering you my precious time and you waste it by running around. Go! I will show you the Tyrant!
Sorry, Barry, but it appears Uroboros has rejected you. The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you. Come. I don't need this.
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sorry, Barry, but it appears Uroboros has rejected you. The plan is in its final stages. I will not tolerate delays. What will you do about it? Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you. Come. I don't need this.
Greetings... You must be the lovely Krauser! Have you retrieved the sample? I cast off my frail humanity and became something greater. Krauser, take a piece of the action! I require your handgun! I'm listening. Go on.
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Greetings... You must be the lovely Krauser! Have you retrieved the sample? I cast off my frail humanity and became something greater. Krauser, take a piece of the action! I require your handgun! I'm listening. Go on.
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Barry. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. Are you trying to make me angry? You've made it this far... Too bad you won't make it much further. Go! Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Barry. I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. Are you trying to make me angry? You've made it this far... Too bad you won't make it much further. Go! Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!
At last, I found you, Ada! Come with me. Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Don't forget your mission: the Amber. Nothing else matters. Wrap this little tour up and bring it to me. I require your handgun! I'll see what I can find from my end.
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
At last, I found you, Ada! Come with me. Have you retrieved the sample? The human race requires judgment! Don't forget your mission: the Amber. Nothing else matters. Wrap this little tour up and bring it to me. I require your handgun! I'll see what I can find from my end.
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? I don't need anyone else. I have Uroboros! Don't forget your mission: the Amber. Nothing else matters. Wrap this little tour up and bring it to me. I require your rifle! I will stay and secure the area.
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Greetings... You must be the lovely Ada! Have you retrieved the sample? I don't need anyone else. I have Uroboros! Don't forget your mission: the Amber. Nothing else matters. Wrap this little tour up and bring it to me. I require your rifle! I will stay and secure the area.