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i’m literally just existing, this shit crazy
i’m literally just existing, this shit crazy
i feel like there’s cat hair on my soul, and honestly i’m okay with cause i love my kitty so much
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i feel like there’s cat hair on my soul, and honestly i’m okay with cause i love my kitty so much
just a they/them and loratadine against the world- literally
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
just a they/them and loratadine against the world- literally
i have to do a quiz for my art history class today, i’m still trying to not be sick. uuugggghhhhhh and a discussion post my life is so hard (im being dramatic)
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i have to do a quiz for my art history class today, i’m still trying to not be sick. uuugggghhhhhh and a discussion post my life is so hard (im being dramatic)
the hard thing about sleeping for 17 hours one day is that your not gonna be able to sleep the following day. lemme sleep again pleeeeaasseeeee
anyway gn
anyway gn
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
the hard thing about sleeping for 17 hours one day is that your not gonna be able to sleep the following day. lemme sleep again pleeeeaasseeeee
anyway gn
anyway gn
i keep forgetting how old i am. like it’s just so not relevant to my everyday life. and then i have to really try to remember and feel silly that i forgot in the first place. maybe it’s just a me rn cause im sick. oh well
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
i keep forgetting how old i am. like it’s just so not relevant to my everyday life. and then i have to really try to remember and feel silly that i forgot in the first place. maybe it’s just a me rn cause im sick. oh well
why tf does my body decide to punish me for there being good weather? i didn’t choose the weather? my immune system just wants me miserable and now im probably gonna have to call in sick 😭 this was my first sick day in 4 months but i don’t like letting down my coworkers
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
why tf does my body decide to punish me for there being good weather? i didn’t choose the weather? my immune system just wants me miserable and now im probably gonna have to call in sick 😭 this was my first sick day in 4 months but i don’t like letting down my coworkers
🫴🫳 -> 🫳🫴
asl in emojis is hard
asl in emojis is hard
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
🫴🫳 -> 🫳🫴
asl in emojis is hard
asl in emojis is hard
what better way to discover the efficiency of your focus playlist than to add a different song to queue and immediately not be able to read when it starts. focus playlist is focus playlist for a reason
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
what better way to discover the efficiency of your focus playlist than to add a different song to queue and immediately not be able to read when it starts. focus playlist is focus playlist for a reason
guys i need to be studying and reading my textbooks but instead im on tumblr and hoping a fanfic will update so i can read that instead send help
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
guys i need to be studying and reading my textbooks but instead im on tumblr and hoping a fanfic will update so i can read that instead send help
related to jax from tadc too much and now im trying desperately not to think ab my dead friend. and i will gaslight you to think nothings wrong while simultaneously saying that it’s unnatural to be happy all the time
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
related to jax from tadc too much and now im trying desperately not to think ab my dead friend. and i will gaslight you to think nothings wrong while simultaneously saying that it’s unnatural to be happy all the time
penny benjamin “snapcube” parker is trying to infect my mind with this “yes no?” in the deelessess voice and it’s working. send help
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
penny benjamin “snapcube” parker is trying to infect my mind with this “yes no?” in the deelessess voice and it’s working. send help
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She's cheering you on! 🎉
February 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
She's cheering you on! 🎉
never underestimate the power of photosynthesizing. eat the sun
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
never underestimate the power of photosynthesizing. eat the sun
guys i forgot i exist but it’s only been 10 days so i posted so that’s not that bad. anyway classes started back up, art history is kinda cool ig
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
guys i forgot i exist but it’s only been 10 days so i posted so that’s not that bad. anyway classes started back up, art history is kinda cool ig
i feel like whatever is coming with jax and ribbit is gonna be WAY too close to the natsu lisanna situation and i DONT wanna go through that again 💀
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i feel like whatever is coming with jax and ribbit is gonna be WAY too close to the natsu lisanna situation and i DONT wanna go through that again 💀
idk what mental illness this is but any attention i get makes the chemicals go brrrrr, in both ways good and bad. idk what to do ab that
January 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
idk what mental illness this is but any attention i get makes the chemicals go brrrrr, in both ways good and bad. idk what to do ab that
there’s no bigger ego boost for me than when i can feel myself getting stronger. being able to tell there’s more muscle than before is just so satisfying
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
there’s no bigger ego boost for me than when i can feel myself getting stronger. being able to tell there’s more muscle than before is just so satisfying
thad is my favorite md character for the same reason mikey is my favorite in rottmnt. if you can’t understand that, you can’t tell me i’m wrong
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
thad is my favorite md character for the same reason mikey is my favorite in rottmnt. if you can’t understand that, you can’t tell me i’m wrong
if i ever lose you, haunt my narrative
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
if i ever lose you, haunt my narrative
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Jax mixed with sand.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Jax mixed with sand.
fight depression. photosynthesize
January 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
fight depression. photosynthesize
my daily affirmations are just screaming bloody murder in the mirror at 6 am
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
my daily affirmations are just screaming bloody murder in the mirror at 6 am
i’ve realized i’m starting to view my interactions with people as if i’m in a video game, and i’m trying to build up relationship points with everyone. i wanna be everyone’s friend and i just have to pick the right dialogue option. and i think im winning
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
i’ve realized i’m starting to view my interactions with people as if i’m in a video game, and i’m trying to build up relationship points with everyone. i wanna be everyone’s friend and i just have to pick the right dialogue option. and i think im winning
winton (+funnybunnyx2)
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
winton (+funnybunnyx2)
i can’t focus at work, i’m too busy thinking about whether itzy or le sserafim is my favorite kpop group
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i can’t focus at work, i’m too busy thinking about whether itzy or le sserafim is my favorite kpop group