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European: What are you doing with Trump there? You should be more like us!
American: More like you? Oh, you mean like Auschwitz, and Dachau, and all those other nice places? How you stood up to Hitler is famous!☠️
American: More like you? Oh, you mean like Auschwitz, and Dachau, and all those other nice places? How you stood up to Hitler is famous!☠️
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
European: What are you doing with Trump there? You should be more like us!
American: More like you? Oh, you mean like Auschwitz, and Dachau, and all those other nice places? How you stood up to Hitler is famous!☠️
American: More like you? Oh, you mean like Auschwitz, and Dachau, and all those other nice places? How you stood up to Hitler is famous!☠️
Season finale? No, America is about to get cancelled. The writing is now too bad.
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Season finale? No, America is about to get cancelled. The writing is now too bad.
Trump (to advisors): As long as the American people have a little bit of money to spend and a place to live, they won’t fight. So keep feeding them crumbs. They’ll stay silent until we can replace them with AI servants who don’t have to be paid. Then it’s time for the chickens to get chopped.😉
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Trump (to advisors): As long as the American people have a little bit of money to spend and a place to live, they won’t fight. So keep feeding them crumbs. They’ll stay silent until we can replace them with AI servants who don’t have to be paid. Then it’s time for the chickens to get chopped.😉
So where are these “militias” who said they owned assault weapons so they could defend America from government tyranny? Today they are called ICE. They ARE government tyranny. Did anyone really think that an army of Kyle Rittenhouses was going to defend our rights? It was always a laugh and a wink.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
So where are these “militias” who said they owned assault weapons so they could defend America from government tyranny? Today they are called ICE. They ARE government tyranny. Did anyone really think that an army of Kyle Rittenhouses was going to defend our rights? It was always a laugh and a wink.
The rot in the entire Republican Party is so deep and pervasive that not a single thing can be done to stop Trump until and unless Congress can be taken from their control in November. The problem is not just Trump, it’s the millions of Traitor Americans who still support him.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The rot in the entire Republican Party is so deep and pervasive that not a single thing can be done to stop Trump until and unless Congress can be taken from their control in November. The problem is not just Trump, it’s the millions of Traitor Americans who still support him.
The first group to break off from Proto-Eurasiatic was Trans-Eurasiatic, which arose from a migration to the Liao River valley and a subsequent diversification from that area.
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The first group to break off from Proto-Eurasiatic was Trans-Eurasiatic, which arose from a migration to the Liao River valley and a subsequent diversification from that area.
Dorothy: You’re a very bad writer!
George “R.R.” Martin: Yeah, but your money is all ready in my pocket, so fuck you! You’re young and dumb, you fell for the Hype!
George “R.R.” Martin: Yeah, but your money is all ready in my pocket, so fuck you! You’re young and dumb, you fell for the Hype!
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Dorothy: You’re a very bad writer!
George “R.R.” Martin: Yeah, but your money is all ready in my pocket, so fuck you! You’re young and dumb, you fell for the Hype!
George “R.R.” Martin: Yeah, but your money is all ready in my pocket, so fuck you! You’re young and dumb, you fell for the Hype!
Make sure that All Republicans pay for this. Send a message to the Nobodies that they’re not going to be allowed to crawl away into their anonymous wormholes. They are the ones responsible, their billionaire masters are not going to save them.
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Make sure that All Republicans pay for this. Send a message to the Nobodies that they’re not going to be allowed to crawl away into their anonymous wormholes. They are the ones responsible, their billionaire masters are not going to save them.
American People: We have to wait for them to do something really bad before we can act!
Uncle Sam: I’ll be sure and put that on your tombstone.🪦
Uncle Sam: I’ll be sure and put that on your tombstone.🪦
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
American People: We have to wait for them to do something really bad before we can act!
Uncle Sam: I’ll be sure and put that on your tombstone.🪦
Uncle Sam: I’ll be sure and put that on your tombstone.🪦
American People: What’s going to happen to us?
Trump: Anyone’s guess.🧛
Trump: Anyone’s guess.🧛
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
American People: What’s going to happen to us?
Trump: Anyone’s guess.🧛
Trump: Anyone’s guess.🧛
One day a group of people set out from Udmurt land and followed the big game over to Izhoria, also settling on a nice isthmus. Some went west and started Estonia, while others went north and drove the Sami before them. Still others went northeast and pushed the Ugrians across the Urals.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
One day a group of people set out from Udmurt land and followed the big game over to Izhoria, also settling on a nice isthmus. Some went west and started Estonia, while others went north and drove the Sami before them. Still others went northeast and pushed the Ugrians across the Urals.
What is it that Elvis Costello says? Don’t Get Cute!😠
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
What is it that Elvis Costello says? Don’t Get Cute!😠
America has made a Faustian bargain with the Devil. It is allowed to be the “richest country in the world,” as long as 50% of the money goes into the pockets of the 1% jackals and vultures. And now we see what all that money bought us … a fascist police state. Too late we see that we are Suckers.
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
America has made a Faustian bargain with the Devil. It is allowed to be the “richest country in the world,” as long as 50% of the money goes into the pockets of the 1% jackals and vultures. And now we see what all that money bought us … a fascist police state. Too late we see that we are Suckers.
American Public: Hey right wing militia people, don’t you say that you own guns so you can overthrow a federal government that infringes on our freedoms? So why don’t you march to Washington and overthrow Trump?
Militia Guys: Because we were in jail for the Capitol Riot, and he pardoned us!
Militia Guys: Because we were in jail for the Capitol Riot, and he pardoned us!
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
American Public: Hey right wing militia people, don’t you say that you own guns so you can overthrow a federal government that infringes on our freedoms? So why don’t you march to Washington and overthrow Trump?
Militia Guys: Because we were in jail for the Capitol Riot, and he pardoned us!
Militia Guys: Because we were in jail for the Capitol Riot, and he pardoned us!
Heritage Foundation (in the old days): Donald, don’t hang out with Epstein! Stop screwing teenage girls!
Donald: Okay. Are teenage boys okay?
Heritage Foundation: Better.
Donald: Okay. Are teenage boys okay?
Heritage Foundation: Better.
February 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Heritage Foundation (in the old days): Donald, don’t hang out with Epstein! Stop screwing teenage girls!
Donald: Okay. Are teenage boys okay?
Heritage Foundation: Better.
Donald: Okay. Are teenage boys okay?
Heritage Foundation: Better.
The fatal flaw in our reasoning revealed. The Republicans have proved conclusively that with a criminal Supreme Court, they can get away with any crimes they want to indefinitely. Don’t look now, but our “great social experiment” just exploded in our faces. The best laid plans of mice and men ….
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The fatal flaw in our reasoning revealed. The Republicans have proved conclusively that with a criminal Supreme Court, they can get away with any crimes they want to indefinitely. Don’t look now, but our “great social experiment” just exploded in our faces. The best laid plans of mice and men ….
Constitutional Convention:
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Constitutional Convention:
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
ICE continues to kill people unchecked. Let’s complain some more.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
ICE continues to kill people unchecked. Let’s complain some more.
First Sahelanthropus: I am sure that some day our species will be about something more than just killing other apes who are enemies.
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
First Sahelanthropus: I am sure that some day our species will be about something more than just killing other apes who are enemies.
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
Conservative (screaming at Trump): Go away! Who are you! Where do you come from!
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Conservative (screaming at Trump): Go away! Who are you! Where do you come from!
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
First Republican: Is it right to support a pedophile president?
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
First Republican: Is it right to support a pedophile president?
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
The Republicans thought they elected Santa Claus. But Santa Claus turned out to be Hermann Goering. And they’re just as happy with that. Because them and 1930s Germans are one and the same.
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The Republicans thought they elected Santa Claus. But Santa Claus turned out to be Hermann Goering. And they’re just as happy with that. Because them and 1930s Germans are one and the same.
If we can get one million people on the White House lawn screaming for Trump’s head, we might get an ounce of change.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If we can get one million people on the White House lawn screaming for Trump’s head, we might get an ounce of change.
Vance: Hurray! Now that we’ve conquered Venezuela, we can get rid of these tons of fentanyl that we confiscated!
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Vance: Hurray! Now that we’ve conquered Venezuela, we can get rid of these tons of fentanyl that we confiscated!
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
Guy: They keep telling us to talk about the Epstein files. First of all, what does that mean?
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Guy: They keep telling us to talk about the Epstein files. First of all, what does that mean?
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮