@alarod.bsky.social
A group of people I cannot stand are the First Amendment Auditors. They abuse their first amendment rights because YouTube pays them to cause trouble for entertainment. They are not crusaders, they are crass capitalistic content creators. This type of prankster profiteering should be banned.
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
A group of people I cannot stand are the First Amendment Auditors. They abuse their first amendment rights because YouTube pays them to cause trouble for entertainment. They are not crusaders, they are crass capitalistic content creators. This type of prankster profiteering should be banned.
Scientist: I’ve heard that you don’t like to be called Eskimos.
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Scientist: I’ve heard that you don’t like to be called Eskimos.
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
Man: Who was Donald Trump in his previous life?
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Man: Who was Donald Trump in his previous life?
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
Nineteenth Century Reporter: Mr. Twain, what is your long-awaited sequel to Huck Finn going to be called?
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Nineteenth Century Reporter: Mr. Twain, what is your long-awaited sequel to Huck Finn going to be called?
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
Alien Scientist (to another): The human race is shaping up to be a complete washout. Let’s breed something else.👽
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Alien Scientist (to another): The human race is shaping up to be a complete washout. Let’s breed something else.👽
George “R.R.” Martin: Thrifty Mart Tolkien for intellectually poor people.😆
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
George “R.R.” Martin: Thrifty Mart Tolkien for intellectually poor people.😆
We may not be able to do much, but we are going to do everything within human power to get rid of Donald Trump once and for all. He is pure evil and so are the rural creatures who support him. As long as he is in control, America doesn’t really exist. Trashistan is in its place.
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
We may not be able to do much, but we are going to do everything within human power to get rid of Donald Trump once and for all. He is pure evil and so are the rural creatures who support him. As long as he is in control, America doesn’t really exist. Trashistan is in its place.
Putin (looking at MAGATs clinging to the cliffs of Cape Dezhnev): Yes, I told you that you can come here and live in Russia. But I didn’t tell you Where!😆
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Putin (looking at MAGATs clinging to the cliffs of Cape Dezhnev): Yes, I told you that you can come here and live in Russia. But I didn’t tell you Where!😆
Until we summon the resolve to expel from America the creatures who would vote for a fascist dictator, this will happen again and again. If they like autocracy, let them live in Russia where they belong. Expel these cuttlefish across the Bering Strait! ASAP! They never belonged in America.👉🇷🇺
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Until we summon the resolve to expel from America the creatures who would vote for a fascist dictator, this will happen again and again. If they like autocracy, let them live in Russia where they belong. Expel these cuttlefish across the Bering Strait! ASAP! They never belonged in America.👉🇷🇺
Earth Scientist: The laws of physics dictate that we will never actually see the Big Bang!
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Earth Scientist: The laws of physics dictate that we will never actually see the Big Bang!
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
Farmer John: Mornin’ Ezra. Goldarn, looks as though those Epstein files are still not released.
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Farmer John: Mornin’ Ezra. Goldarn, looks as though those Epstein files are still not released.
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
If those masks ever come off, we are going to see a bunch of Capitol rioters and Proud Boys.
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If those masks ever come off, we are going to see a bunch of Capitol rioters and Proud Boys.
Joe Blow (twiddling his thumbs): I sure hope that Greedy Fat Boy will write some more mindless Sword and Sorcery Drivel soon, so I can completely ignore reality again and descend into an imaginary world. I don’t even care if the lazy bastard finishes it, I just want something loud on my TV screen!
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Joe Blow (twiddling his thumbs): I sure hope that Greedy Fat Boy will write some more mindless Sword and Sorcery Drivel soon, so I can completely ignore reality again and descend into an imaginary world. I don’t even care if the lazy bastard finishes it, I just want something loud on my TV screen!
Many Americans are airheads who are desperately trying to ignore or sublimate things like the Epstein files. But here’s the thing about Trump. No matter how hard you try to ignore him, he always comes back to bite you on the ass. Now they will sulk, because the poor things can’t do anything else.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Many Americans are airheads who are desperately trying to ignore or sublimate things like the Epstein files. But here’s the thing about Trump. No matter how hard you try to ignore him, he always comes back to bite you on the ass. Now they will sulk, because the poor things can’t do anything else.
American Public: Mr. Obama, if Trump runs for a third term, will you run against him?
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
American Public: Mr. Obama, if Trump runs for a third term, will you run against him?
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
High Plains Drifter: Uh-oh, here comes the Wild Bunch to criticize my post! Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam! (to undertaker) Uh, make that five coffins.
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 AM
High Plains Drifter: Uh-oh, here comes the Wild Bunch to criticize my post! Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam! (to undertaker) Uh, make that five coffins.
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Hercules goes to the Canary Islands and kills the dragon guarding the Golden Apples.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Hercules goes to the Canary Islands and kills the dragon guarding the Golden Apples.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
“Why are you assembling miniature cannons and pointing them at yourself?”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“Why are you assembling miniature cannons and pointing them at yourself?”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
Alien: Tou should try to be more intelligent.
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Alien: Tou should try to be more intelligent.
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
Biden says he’s going to run for a second term, even when his own party didn’t even like him. Then he has a bad debate and chickens out like a clown. He thrusts Harris into the limelight with nary a primary. She is a woman running in a piggish country. No wonder the Dems lost with that bad planning
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Biden says he’s going to run for a second term, even when his own party didn’t even like him. Then he has a bad debate and chickens out like a clown. He thrusts Harris into the limelight with nary a primary. She is a woman running in a piggish country. No wonder the Dems lost with that bad planning
Two guys are falling off Niagara Falls in a rowboat.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Two guys are falling off Niagara Falls in a rowboat.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
Congratulations, Republicans. America is now a trashy reality show thanks to you. It turns out that a dumbed down America is a fascist America. The war against intellect continues.
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Congratulations, Republicans. America is now a trashy reality show thanks to you. It turns out that a dumbed down America is a fascist America. The war against intellect continues.
A couple of skulls are lying on the ground.
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A couple of skulls are lying on the ground.
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
Uncle Sam (pointing to the wooden edifice): This noble and venerable tower has stood for hundreds of years and will always stand.
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Uncle Sam (pointing to the wooden edifice): This noble and venerable tower has stood for hundreds of years and will always stand.
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
Thousands of years ago, Taiwan was inhabited by the Proto Austronesian-Tais, or Formosans. Taiwan got to crowded. A people called the Paluq built a fleet and sailed to Hainan. But they encountered too much resistance, so most moved to the mainland. They were the Proto Tai-Kadai, intruding into Yueh.
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Thousands of years ago, Taiwan was inhabited by the Proto Austronesian-Tais, or Formosans. Taiwan got to crowded. A people called the Paluq built a fleet and sailed to Hainan. But they encountered too much resistance, so most moved to the mainland. They were the Proto Tai-Kadai, intruding into Yueh.