@alarod.bsky.social
Nature Guy: I commune with nature!
Birch Tree: Hey buddy, wanna be a Russian spy?
Birch Tree: Hey buddy, wanna be a Russian spy?
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Nature Guy: I commune with nature!
Birch Tree: Hey buddy, wanna be a Russian spy?
Birch Tree: Hey buddy, wanna be a Russian spy?
My source was full of shit, Schumer has not yet resigned. But every Senate Democrat except for eight are now demanding that he resign.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My source was full of shit, Schumer has not yet resigned. But every Senate Democrat except for eight are now demanding that he resign.
When I was going to school at San Francisco State, there were lots of socialists. I asked one how I could learn more about socialism, and he sent me to this man who had a Soviet flag in his office. The old man was a Stalinist. He asked me if I wanted to spy for Russia. I left. This really happened.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When I was going to school at San Francisco State, there were lots of socialists. I asked one how I could learn more about socialism, and he sent me to this man who had a Soviet flag in his office. The old man was a Stalinist. He asked me if I wanted to spy for Russia. I left. This really happened.
If the Republicans somehow lose Trump in the coming days, who will they turn to? Marjorie Taylor Greene, space laser woman. Pleasant dreams!👹
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If the Republicans somehow lose Trump in the coming days, who will they turn to? Marjorie Taylor Greene, space laser woman. Pleasant dreams!👹
Guys, I really hope you don’t do this every time there’s a setback. Remember, you’re in your forties now.😉
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Guys, I really hope you don’t do this every time there’s a setback. Remember, you’re in your forties now.😉
Lather was forty years old today,
And Lather came foam from his tongue
He looked at me eyes wide to plainly say
“Is it true that I’m no longer young?” (Mommy?)
And Lather came foam from his tongue
He looked at me eyes wide to plainly say
“Is it true that I’m no longer young?” (Mommy?)
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Lather was forty years old today,
And Lather came foam from his tongue
He looked at me eyes wide to plainly say
“Is it true that I’m no longer young?” (Mommy?)
And Lather came foam from his tongue
He looked at me eyes wide to plainly say
“Is it true that I’m no longer young?” (Mommy?)
Guys, is this what you’re going to do every time there’s a setback? Schumer is gone, he’s history. In the friendliest way possible, I urge you to Man Up. Lather, you’re in your forties now. It’s true that you’re no longer young.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Guys, is this what you’re going to do every time there’s a setback? Schumer is gone, he’s history. In the friendliest way possible, I urge you to Man Up. Lather, you’re in your forties now. It’s true that you’re no longer young.
Schumer has been forced out. So stop your whining now!
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Schumer has been forced out. So stop your whining now!
The human race has not changed much since prehistoric days.
Cro-Magnon Man (holding up a primeval stage coach with an antique pistol): Stand and deliver! Your peanuts or your life!
Neanderthal Coachman: We have no peanuts, sir!
Cro-Magnon: Listen, I happen to know that this is the peanut express!
Cro-Magnon Man (holding up a primeval stage coach with an antique pistol): Stand and deliver! Your peanuts or your life!
Neanderthal Coachman: We have no peanuts, sir!
Cro-Magnon: Listen, I happen to know that this is the peanut express!
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The human race has not changed much since prehistoric days.
Cro-Magnon Man (holding up a primeval stage coach with an antique pistol): Stand and deliver! Your peanuts or your life!
Neanderthal Coachman: We have no peanuts, sir!
Cro-Magnon: Listen, I happen to know that this is the peanut express!
Cro-Magnon Man (holding up a primeval stage coach with an antique pistol): Stand and deliver! Your peanuts or your life!
Neanderthal Coachman: We have no peanuts, sir!
Cro-Magnon: Listen, I happen to know that this is the peanut express!
There is something making Trump do naughty things. Could it be …. Satan!?👹
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There is something making Trump do naughty things. Could it be …. Satan!?👹
Satan: Donald, you are the worst Antichrist ever! You are too dumb! Hey Marjorie, want the job?
MTG: Not at all. It doesn’t sound “ladylike.”
Satan: Oh boy. I withdraw my offer!👺🧝♀️
MTG: Not at all. It doesn’t sound “ladylike.”
Satan: Oh boy. I withdraw my offer!👺🧝♀️
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Satan: Donald, you are the worst Antichrist ever! You are too dumb! Hey Marjorie, want the job?
MTG: Not at all. It doesn’t sound “ladylike.”
Satan: Oh boy. I withdraw my offer!👺🧝♀️
MTG: Not at all. It doesn’t sound “ladylike.”
Satan: Oh boy. I withdraw my offer!👺🧝♀️
Peasant: Sire, you wield far too much power! What is the alternative to this feudal monarchy?
Arthur (pointing): Talk to Attila over there. He’s recruiting.
Arthur (pointing): Talk to Attila over there. He’s recruiting.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Peasant: Sire, you wield far too much power! What is the alternative to this feudal monarchy?
Arthur (pointing): Talk to Attila over there. He’s recruiting.
Arthur (pointing): Talk to Attila over there. He’s recruiting.
Trump looks in the mirror and sees Maximilien Robespierre looking back.
Robespierre: Ha ha! You’re such a Slacker!
Trump: Oh yeah? I’ll show you!
Robespierre: Ha ha! You’re such a Slacker!
Trump: Oh yeah? I’ll show you!
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trump looks in the mirror and sees Maximilien Robespierre looking back.
Robespierre: Ha ha! You’re such a Slacker!
Trump: Oh yeah? I’ll show you!
Robespierre: Ha ha! You’re such a Slacker!
Trump: Oh yeah? I’ll show you!
John Fetterman. I never thought anyone could make me miss Mehmet Oz!😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
John Fetterman. I never thought anyone could make me miss Mehmet Oz!😂
Chuck Schumer: Wham! Here’s another angry memo!
Trump: Stop it, you’re killing me with laughter!😂
Trump: Stop it, you’re killing me with laughter!😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Chuck Schumer: Wham! Here’s another angry memo!
Trump: Stop it, you’re killing me with laughter!😂
Trump: Stop it, you’re killing me with laughter!😂
John Fetterman (laughing): What did you expect me to do? I have an awful reputation to maintain!
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
John Fetterman (laughing): What did you expect me to do? I have an awful reputation to maintain!
First Democrat: Oh no! Chuck Schumer made some sort of deal with the Repubs!
Second Democrat: This is serious! We have to dress up as Gumby characters again!
Second Democrat: This is serious! We have to dress up as Gumby characters again!
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
First Democrat: Oh no! Chuck Schumer made some sort of deal with the Repubs!
Second Democrat: This is serious! We have to dress up as Gumby characters again!
Second Democrat: This is serious! We have to dress up as Gumby characters again!
Did John Fetterman surprise you at all? Not me.🤗
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Did John Fetterman surprise you at all? Not me.🤗
Texan: Judging by your name, sir, I think you must be Texan.
Austin Powers: No, I’m English actually.
Texan (sympathetically): I’m sorry!
Austin Powers: No, I’m English actually.
Texan (sympathetically): I’m sorry!
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Texan: Judging by your name, sir, I think you must be Texan.
Austin Powers: No, I’m English actually.
Texan (sympathetically): I’m sorry!
Austin Powers: No, I’m English actually.
Texan (sympathetically): I’m sorry!
After Word War Three, a two-headed man is walking down the road.
One Head:🎶You’ll never walk aloooone ….🎵
Other Head : Say, will you shut up with that nonsense?
One Head (slapping other head): No, you shut up!
(he starts strangling both of his heads in anger)
One Head:🎶You’ll never walk aloooone ….🎵
Other Head : Say, will you shut up with that nonsense?
One Head (slapping other head): No, you shut up!
(he starts strangling both of his heads in anger)
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After Word War Three, a two-headed man is walking down the road.
One Head:🎶You’ll never walk aloooone ….🎵
Other Head : Say, will you shut up with that nonsense?
One Head (slapping other head): No, you shut up!
(he starts strangling both of his heads in anger)
One Head:🎶You’ll never walk aloooone ….🎵
Other Head : Say, will you shut up with that nonsense?
One Head (slapping other head): No, you shut up!
(he starts strangling both of his heads in anger)
Gumby: Pokey, you seem worried. What’s the matter?
Pokey: Gumby, what if the Blockheads really are Jesus and God?
Gumby: They can’t be! They’re the worst drivers on earth!
Pokey: Gumby, what if the Blockheads really are Jesus and God?
Gumby: They can’t be! They’re the worst drivers on earth!
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gumby: Pokey, you seem worried. What’s the matter?
Pokey: Gumby, what if the Blockheads really are Jesus and God?
Gumby: They can’t be! They’re the worst drivers on earth!
Pokey: Gumby, what if the Blockheads really are Jesus and God?
Gumby: They can’t be! They’re the worst drivers on earth!
The Upcoming Real Life Civil War:
Trump: Are you going to shoot me with a gun?
California and Part of Oregon Alliance: No, this is real life! We’re going to shoot you across the Bering Strait with this cannon!
Kim Jong Un: Hee hee, may I watch?
Pope Leo (lighting the fuse): I hereby cannonize you!💥
Trump: Are you going to shoot me with a gun?
California and Part of Oregon Alliance: No, this is real life! We’re going to shoot you across the Bering Strait with this cannon!
Kim Jong Un: Hee hee, may I watch?
Pope Leo (lighting the fuse): I hereby cannonize you!💥
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Upcoming Real Life Civil War:
Trump: Are you going to shoot me with a gun?
California and Part of Oregon Alliance: No, this is real life! We’re going to shoot you across the Bering Strait with this cannon!
Kim Jong Un: Hee hee, may I watch?
Pope Leo (lighting the fuse): I hereby cannonize you!💥
Trump: Are you going to shoot me with a gun?
California and Part of Oregon Alliance: No, this is real life! We’re going to shoot you across the Bering Strait with this cannon!
Kim Jong Un: Hee hee, may I watch?
Pope Leo (lighting the fuse): I hereby cannonize you!💥
The Pope (in the Dark Ages): Good news, everyone! I just made a deal with Attila. He’s not going to burn down Rome, he’s going to burn down Milan instead!😃
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Pope (in the Dark Ages): Good news, everyone! I just made a deal with Attila. He’s not going to burn down Rome, he’s going to burn down Milan instead!😃
Trump (coming out of his office with his hands up): Don’t let them shoot me!
Chuck Schumer (throwing a piece of paper at him): Wham! Here’s an angry memo!😠
Chuck Schumer (throwing a piece of paper at him): Wham! Here’s an angry memo!😠
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Trump (coming out of his office with his hands up): Don’t let them shoot me!
Chuck Schumer (throwing a piece of paper at him): Wham! Here’s an angry memo!😠
Chuck Schumer (throwing a piece of paper at him): Wham! Here’s an angry memo!😠
If Trump cancels elections, Chuck Schumer will write him an angry memo.😱
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If Trump cancels elections, Chuck Schumer will write him an angry memo.😱