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American Public: Mr. Obama, if Trump runs for a third term, will you run against him?
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
American Public: Mr. Obama, if Trump runs for a third term, will you run against him?
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
Barack Obama: Uh, yeah, but I’ll be expecting a pay raise for that shit.
High Plains Drifter: Uh-oh, here comes the Wild Bunch to criticize my post! Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam! (to undertaker) Uh, make that five coffins.
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 AM
High Plains Drifter: Uh-oh, here comes the Wild Bunch to criticize my post! Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam! (to undertaker) Uh, make that five coffins.
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Undertaker: Ooooooo-kay!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Hercules goes to the Canary Islands and kills the dragon guarding the Golden Apples.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Hercules goes to the Canary Islands and kills the dragon guarding the Golden Apples.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
Hercules: Now what am I going to do with this dead dragon? I’ve got it!
(a few days later)
Hand-made Sign: Herakles Greek Restaurant: Best Dragon Gyro in the Land!
Hercules: Sorry, we don’t have falafels.
“Why are you assembling miniature cannons and pointing them at yourself?”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“Why are you assembling miniature cannons and pointing them at yourself?”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but my hands are having a Civil War against me!”
Alien: Tou should try to be more intelligent.
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Alien: Tou should try to be more intelligent.
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
Australopithecus: Why should I be more intelligent?
Alien: Because if you are intelligent, you can eat soup.🥣
Biden says he’s going to run for a second term, even when his own party didn’t even like him. Then he has a bad debate and chickens out like a clown. He thrusts Harris into the limelight with nary a primary. She is a woman running in a piggish country. No wonder the Dems lost with that bad planning
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Biden says he’s going to run for a second term, even when his own party didn’t even like him. Then he has a bad debate and chickens out like a clown. He thrusts Harris into the limelight with nary a primary. She is a woman running in a piggish country. No wonder the Dems lost with that bad planning
Two guys are falling off Niagara Falls in a rowboat.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Two guys are falling off Niagara Falls in a rowboat.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
Guy (to friend, as they hurtle toward the jagged rocks below): You know, all of this could have been easily avoided.
Congratulations, Republicans. America is now a trashy reality show thanks to you. It turns out that a dumbed down America is a fascist America. The war against intellect continues.
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Congratulations, Republicans. America is now a trashy reality show thanks to you. It turns out that a dumbed down America is a fascist America. The war against intellect continues.
A couple of skulls are lying on the ground.
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A couple of skulls are lying on the ground.
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
First Skull (to the other): We should do something.💀💀
Uncle Sam (pointing to the wooden edifice): This noble and venerable tower has stood for hundreds of years and will always stand.
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Uncle Sam (pointing to the wooden edifice): This noble and venerable tower has stood for hundreds of years and will always stand.
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
Trump: Nonsense! It’s old and full of termite holes! No one has ever had the vision to push it, that’s all. Watch this! (pushes it with his pinkie finger, it collapses)
Thousands of years ago, Taiwan was inhabited by the Proto Austronesian-Tais, or Formosans. Taiwan got to crowded. A people called the Paluq built a fleet and sailed to Hainan. But they encountered too much resistance, so most moved to the mainland. They were the Proto Tai-Kadai, intruding into Yueh.
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Thousands of years ago, Taiwan was inhabited by the Proto Austronesian-Tais, or Formosans. Taiwan got to crowded. A people called the Paluq built a fleet and sailed to Hainan. But they encountered too much resistance, so most moved to the mainland. They were the Proto Tai-Kadai, intruding into Yueh.
American Public: You destroyed our democracy!
Trump (laughing): You never had any democracy to begin with! You’re just mad because I robbed you of your Delusion. I kicked the crutch right out from under you! You can’t hobble around any more, so just lie there for a while wallowing in self-pity!
Trump (laughing): You never had any democracy to begin with! You’re just mad because I robbed you of your Delusion. I kicked the crutch right out from under you! You can’t hobble around any more, so just lie there for a while wallowing in self-pity!
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
American Public: You destroyed our democracy!
Trump (laughing): You never had any democracy to begin with! You’re just mad because I robbed you of your Delusion. I kicked the crutch right out from under you! You can’t hobble around any more, so just lie there for a while wallowing in self-pity!
Trump (laughing): You never had any democracy to begin with! You’re just mad because I robbed you of your Delusion. I kicked the crutch right out from under you! You can’t hobble around any more, so just lie there for a while wallowing in self-pity!
It’s getting to the point where conservatives are worse than fascists.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
It’s getting to the point where conservatives are worse than fascists.
Until we tax American billionaires at the European level, 80%, things like this Trump fiasco are going to keep happening forever, to you, your children, and your children’s children. It seems like such a simple thing. But Americans have no courage at all when it comes to raising taxes on the Rich.
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Until we tax American billionaires at the European level, 80%, things like this Trump fiasco are going to keep happening forever, to you, your children, and your children’s children. It seems like such a simple thing. But Americans have no courage at all when it comes to raising taxes on the Rich.
Are we tired of getting killed yet? Or are we going to sit around some more?
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Are we tired of getting killed yet? Or are we going to sit around some more?
We don’t need a new Constitution. We need a new president that follows the Constitution that we’ve got. And a new president who isn’t a complete fool.
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We don’t need a new Constitution. We need a new president that follows the Constitution that we’ve got. And a new president who isn’t a complete fool.
The name of the town of Braintree has nothing to do with brains. It comes from “coedden y bran”, the “tree of ravens” in Old Brittonic, which was an old alder tree in Essex that was held sacred by the Druids, being a symbol of their god Bran. The arriving Angles called it Branna’s tree, or Braintree
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The name of the town of Braintree has nothing to do with brains. It comes from “coedden y bran”, the “tree of ravens” in Old Brittonic, which was an old alder tree in Essex that was held sacred by the Druids, being a symbol of their god Bran. The arriving Angles called it Branna’s tree, or Braintree
The Constitution, that moth-eaten old document, doesn’t seem to be working any more. Oh well, back to the old drawing-board!🤗
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 AM
The Constitution, that moth-eaten old document, doesn’t seem to be working any more. Oh well, back to the old drawing-board!🤗
If Trump really does cancel elections, the country will simply split in half. And there won’t be a Second Civil War, because a bunch of little midgets won’t want to risk their crap jobs over that. It will be a mighty triumph for Greed.🤑
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 AM
If Trump really does cancel elections, the country will simply split in half. And there won’t be a Second Civil War, because a bunch of little midgets won’t want to risk their crap jobs over that. It will be a mighty triumph for Greed.🤑
We need an amendment prohibiting any president from creating a Gestapo.
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
We need an amendment prohibiting any president from creating a Gestapo.
California, you don’t need Texas in a “Western Alliance.” If that Alliance is just California, Nevada, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, and maybe every blue state in America, we can still whip the MAGATs in a fight. And every red state would have a blue insurgency movement, including Texas.
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
California, you don’t need Texas in a “Western Alliance.” If that Alliance is just California, Nevada, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, and maybe every blue state in America, we can still whip the MAGATs in a fight. And every red state would have a blue insurgency movement, including Texas.
Trump says that he will not use force against Greenland. Everyone would like to believe him. But nobody can believe him, because he is such a Liar that no one can believe a thing he says. If MAGA set out to make America look like a bunch of clueless morons, they couldn’t have done a better job!
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Trump says that he will not use force against Greenland. Everyone would like to believe him. But nobody can believe him, because he is such a Liar that no one can believe a thing he says. If MAGA set out to make America look like a bunch of clueless morons, they couldn’t have done a better job!
What ICE is doing is no way to enforce the law. If the ”law” is just a bunch of criminals, then it is no longer law. I hate Donald Trump because he has shown us conclusively that all of our “laws” are fatuous nonsense that can easily be circumvented by an elected Fascist Dictator. It’s Stupidity!
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
What ICE is doing is no way to enforce the law. If the ”law” is just a bunch of criminals, then it is no longer law. I hate Donald Trump because he has shown us conclusively that all of our “laws” are fatuous nonsense that can easily be circumvented by an elected Fascist Dictator. It’s Stupidity!
Despite that TV show, Ivan the Boneless was not crippled, he was very fat. In his later years he was so fat his sons had to carry him around on a shield. When he was young, he and his brothers were fighting a cousin who had a magic cow. His brothers catapulted him onto the cow and he crushed it.
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Despite that TV show, Ivan the Boneless was not crippled, he was very fat. In his later years he was so fat his sons had to carry him around on a shield. When he was young, he and his brothers were fighting a cousin who had a magic cow. His brothers catapulted him onto the cow and he crushed it.
“Society sucks!“
“You’re part of society!”
“Society sucks except for me!”
“You’re part of society!”
“Society sucks except for me!”
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“Society sucks!“
“You’re part of society!”
“Society sucks except for me!”
“You’re part of society!”
“Society sucks except for me!”