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The fatal flaw in our reasoning revealed. The Republicans have proved conclusively that with a criminal Supreme Court, they can get away with any crimes they want to indefinitely. Don’t look now, but our “great social experiment” just exploded in our faces. The best laid plans of mice and men ….
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The fatal flaw in our reasoning revealed. The Republicans have proved conclusively that with a criminal Supreme Court, they can get away with any crimes they want to indefinitely. Don’t look now, but our “great social experiment” just exploded in our faces. The best laid plans of mice and men ….
Constitutional Convention:
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Constitutional Convention:
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
Hamilton: If a bunch of tyrannical things happen, what can they do to stop it?
Madison (after a long pause): Sorry, can’t think of it. Let’s move on.
ICE continues to kill people unchecked. Let’s complain some more.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
ICE continues to kill people unchecked. Let’s complain some more.
First Sahelanthropus: I am sure that some day our species will be about something more than just killing other apes who are enemies.
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
First Sahelanthropus: I am sure that some day our species will be about something more than just killing other apes who are enemies.
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
Second Sahelanthropus: How many years will that be?
First Sahelanthropus: Go count the grains of sand on the beach.
Second Sahelanthropus: So never. Sarcastic bitch!
Conservative (screaming at Trump): Go away! Who are you! Where do you come from!
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Conservative (screaming at Trump): Go away! Who are you! Where do you come from!
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
Trump (looming monstrously): Where did I come from? I come from You! (grabs conservative by his Nazi uniform and crushes him)🩸
First Republican: Is it right to support a pedophile president?
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
First Republican: Is it right to support a pedophile president?
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
Second Republican: Who cares, he’s pushing the agenda of the far right billionaires, according to plan! Just keep him away from your kids in the meantime and everything will be fine! Anyway, it bugs the libs. And so ….🤗
The Republicans thought they elected Santa Claus. But Santa Claus turned out to be Hermann Goering. And they’re just as happy with that. Because them and 1930s Germans are one and the same.
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The Republicans thought they elected Santa Claus. But Santa Claus turned out to be Hermann Goering. And they’re just as happy with that. Because them and 1930s Germans are one and the same.
If we can get one million people on the White House lawn screaming for Trump’s head, we might get an ounce of change.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If we can get one million people on the White House lawn screaming for Trump’s head, we might get an ounce of change.
Vance: Hurray! Now that we’ve conquered Venezuela, we can get rid of these tons of fentanyl that we confiscated!
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Vance: Hurray! Now that we’ve conquered Venezuela, we can get rid of these tons of fentanyl that we confiscated!
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
Trump (coldly): Not so fast! I’m selling all that fentanyl personally and keeping all that dough for myself! I’m mean, are you really going to throw all that great money on the fire?💉💉💉
Guy: They keep telling us to talk about the Epstein files. First of all, what does that mean?
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Guy: They keep telling us to talk about the Epstein files. First of all, what does that mean?
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
Friend: It means that Trump stuck his tool inside of a bunch of teenage girls.
Guy: I feel sick. Let’s not talk about that!🤢🤮
Despite what some birdbrain academics might tell you on Wiki, it is impossible for the center of a country to be outside its borders. Can your belly button be three feet away from you in your living room? Some idiots might tell you that the center of Croatia is in Bosnia. It’s actually at Lekenik.
January 31, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Despite what some birdbrain academics might tell you on Wiki, it is impossible for the center of a country to be outside its borders. Can your belly button be three feet away from you in your living room? Some idiots might tell you that the center of Croatia is in Bosnia. It’s actually at Lekenik.
A group of people I cannot stand are the First Amendment Auditors. They abuse their first amendment rights because YouTube pays them to cause trouble for entertainment. They are not crusaders, they are crass capitalistic content creators. This type of prankster profiteering should be banned.
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
A group of people I cannot stand are the First Amendment Auditors. They abuse their first amendment rights because YouTube pays them to cause trouble for entertainment. They are not crusaders, they are crass capitalistic content creators. This type of prankster profiteering should be banned.
Scientist: I’ve heard that you don’t like to be called Eskimos.
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Scientist: I’ve heard that you don’t like to be called Eskimos.
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
Yupik (frowning): To be perfectly honest, I’d rather be called an Eskimo than an Inuit. We are not terribly fond of them. From our point of view, they are Athabaskans who happen to dress like us!
Aleut (chiming in): I don’t like Eskimos
Man: Who was Donald Trump in his previous life?
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Man: Who was Donald Trump in his previous life?
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
God: A drunken Inuit in Godhavn, who was killed by a piece of falling ice.
Man: And before that?
God: He was Jefferson Davis.
Nineteenth Century Reporter: Mr. Twain, what is your long-awaited sequel to Huck Finn going to be called?
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Nineteenth Century Reporter: Mr. Twain, what is your long-awaited sequel to Huck Finn going to be called?
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
Mark Twain: It’s going to be called “Fuck the Human Race.”
Alien Scientist (to another): The human race is shaping up to be a complete washout. Let’s breed something else.👽
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Alien Scientist (to another): The human race is shaping up to be a complete washout. Let’s breed something else.👽
George “R.R.” Martin: Thrifty Mart Tolkien for intellectually poor people.😆
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
George “R.R.” Martin: Thrifty Mart Tolkien for intellectually poor people.😆
We may not be able to do much, but we are going to do everything within human power to get rid of Donald Trump once and for all. He is pure evil and so are the rural creatures who support him. As long as he is in control, America doesn’t really exist. Trashistan is in its place.
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
We may not be able to do much, but we are going to do everything within human power to get rid of Donald Trump once and for all. He is pure evil and so are the rural creatures who support him. As long as he is in control, America doesn’t really exist. Trashistan is in its place.
Putin (looking at MAGATs clinging to the cliffs of Cape Dezhnev): Yes, I told you that you can come here and live in Russia. But I didn’t tell you Where!😆
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Putin (looking at MAGATs clinging to the cliffs of Cape Dezhnev): Yes, I told you that you can come here and live in Russia. But I didn’t tell you Where!😆
Until we summon the resolve to expel from America the creatures who would vote for a fascist dictator, this will happen again and again. If they like autocracy, let them live in Russia where they belong. Expel these cuttlefish across the Bering Strait! ASAP! They never belonged in America.👉🇷🇺
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Until we summon the resolve to expel from America the creatures who would vote for a fascist dictator, this will happen again and again. If they like autocracy, let them live in Russia where they belong. Expel these cuttlefish across the Bering Strait! ASAP! They never belonged in America.👉🇷🇺
Earth Scientist: The laws of physics dictate that we will never actually see the Big Bang!
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Earth Scientist: The laws of physics dictate that we will never actually see the Big Bang!
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
Alien Scientist (showing him a photo): You guys are so full of shit.👽
Farmer John: Mornin’ Ezra. Goldarn, looks as though those Epstein files are still not released.
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Farmer John: Mornin’ Ezra. Goldarn, looks as though those Epstein files are still not released.
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
Ezra: Yep, it certainly looks that way.👨🏻🌾
If those masks ever come off, we are going to see a bunch of Capitol rioters and Proud Boys.
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If those masks ever come off, we are going to see a bunch of Capitol rioters and Proud Boys.
Joe Blow (twiddling his thumbs): I sure hope that Greedy Fat Boy will write some more mindless Sword and Sorcery Drivel soon, so I can completely ignore reality again and descend into an imaginary world. I don’t even care if the lazy bastard finishes it, I just want something loud on my TV screen!
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Joe Blow (twiddling his thumbs): I sure hope that Greedy Fat Boy will write some more mindless Sword and Sorcery Drivel soon, so I can completely ignore reality again and descend into an imaginary world. I don’t even care if the lazy bastard finishes it, I just want something loud on my TV screen!
Many Americans are airheads who are desperately trying to ignore or sublimate things like the Epstein files. But here’s the thing about Trump. No matter how hard you try to ignore him, he always comes back to bite you on the ass. Now they will sulk, because the poor things can’t do anything else.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Many Americans are airheads who are desperately trying to ignore or sublimate things like the Epstein files. But here’s the thing about Trump. No matter how hard you try to ignore him, he always comes back to bite you on the ass. Now they will sulk, because the poor things can’t do anything else.