AlanSmithee
@alansmithee1956.bsky.social
Lucky heathen husband and father standing by folks who are the targets of this regime. I often use profanity like punctuation. No DMs, porn or sales pitches, please. You need a bio and at least some original posts of your own for a follow back.
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Lick puss, not boots.
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Lick puss, not boots.
John Fogerty - Almost Saturday Night
YouTube video by John Fogerty
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 9:44 PM
“A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.”
L. Long
L. Long
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.”
L. Long
L. Long
Lindsey Graham quote from AP:
“To the Republican party, where have you been?” Graham said, adding that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and Border Patrol agents have been “slandered and smeared.”
You think we’re smearing THEM Lindsey?
“To the Republican party, where have you been?” Graham said, adding that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and Border Patrol agents have been “slandered and smeared.”
You think we’re smearing THEM Lindsey?
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Lindsey Graham quote from AP:
“To the Republican party, where have you been?” Graham said, adding that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and Border Patrol agents have been “slandered and smeared.”
You think we’re smearing THEM Lindsey?
“To the Republican party, where have you been?” Graham said, adding that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and Border Patrol agents have been “slandered and smeared.”
You think we’re smearing THEM Lindsey?
Just read that two of the assassins who unalived Alex Pretti have been “placed on leave”. Fuck that. They and the others must be placed under arrest.
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Just read that two of the assassins who unalived Alex Pretti have been “placed on leave”. Fuck that. They and the others must be placed under arrest.
Look what my little girl bought for me 💙 (second photo is “No Human Being Is Illegal”)
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Look what my little girl bought for me 💙 (second photo is “No Human Being Is Illegal”)
Perhaps. Or the other ICE tugs would have still have considered him a threat and unalived him.
Ironic isn’t it? Had an ICE thug been hurt at the very same location 5 minutes earlier, Alex would have dropped everything to save his life.
But 5 minutes later….
But 5 minutes later….
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Perhaps. Or the other ICE tugs would have still have considered him a threat and unalived him.
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.”
HST
HST
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.”
HST
HST
Senator Fled Cruz is out of harm’s way, I hope?
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Senator Fled Cruz is out of harm’s way, I hope?
My wife just let me know that Uncle Floyd has made his transition. 😔
It’s a Jersey thing.
youtu.be/mm8ZOQkzyFc?...
It’s a Jersey thing.
youtu.be/mm8ZOQkzyFc?...
Uncle Floyd - Deep In The Heart of Jersey - 12/16/1981 - Capitol Theatre
YouTube video by Alt Vault
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 3:38 PM
My wife just let me know that Uncle Floyd has made his transition. 😔
It’s a Jersey thing.
youtu.be/mm8ZOQkzyFc?...
It’s a Jersey thing.
youtu.be/mm8ZOQkzyFc?...
What happens when you just comply
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Hey Europe, if you’re listening, how about arresting him for war crimes when he hits the tarmac?
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Hey Europe, if you’re listening, how about arresting him for war crimes when he hits the tarmac?
Reminder to bombard your Congressional representatives about at least not increasing the ICE budget.
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Reminder to bombard your Congressional representatives about at least not increasing the ICE budget.
The cameraman was my grandfather. The most interesting man I’ve ever known.
youtu.be/b9se_5wJtJ4?...
youtu.be/b9se_5wJtJ4?...
Paramount newsreel open close "Darrell Davis"
YouTube video by kgdgkgdg
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The cameraman was my grandfather. The most interesting man I’ve ever known.
youtu.be/b9se_5wJtJ4?...
youtu.be/b9se_5wJtJ4?...
Reposted by AlanSmithee
Der Führer is positively salivating over the “United States” having control over Greenland for “national security”. Bull fucking shit. He wants to monetize it for himself and the others on The List.
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Der Führer is positively salivating over the “United States” having control over Greenland for “national security”. Bull fucking shit. He wants to monetize it for himself and the others on The List.
