Does Uber have any humans working in customer service anymore? Am I going to receive the same canned response from a bot until the end of days?

PSA: Nobody should be getting on a plane to go to your bachelor/bachelorette party

Me when I see a page boy hat:

New Mandela Effect just dropped: Cat Stevens did in fact not sing “Cat’s in the Cradle”

No YOU’RE crying to the Indigo Girls’ cover of “Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright” 😤

Good morning Canada. It’s April 4, and 24 days until the election. Elections Canada, which administers the vote, is one of the most reputable, reliable, and professional agencies of its type in the world. If you’d like to be part of the process, it has paid positions for those 16 and older:

Boursin is made in Canada I have everything I’ll ever need for this trade war

Working out on Ossington means going in full undercover mode. I am not making eye contact with anybody. I will be sweaty, decked out in my cap and sunnies, and listening to a current events podcast. I am not trying to grab a pint with the Man of Kent bros. I want to get my endorphins and go home.

I guarantee your friends don’t want to drop thousands on your bachelor/bachelorette party, and now, you have SUCH a good excuse to stop Keeping Up With the Joneses

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Why do I think Canadians were built for this moment? People were on patios today.

Songs that sum up how I feel about this (and yes, it’s all CanCon)
- Don’t Come Around Here, Tom Petty
- That Don’t Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
- You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet, Bachman Turner Overdrive
- Never Surrender, Corey Hart

*stares in Groundhog Day*

I didn’t know about this tournament two weeks ago and now this final means everything to me

Public broadcaster supremacy

Billy Bishop playing “Hallelujah” as my flight is delayed due to weather is the kind of poetic irony I actually didn’t need today??